April 5th 2006 10:30 am
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Hear Ye Hear Ye!

Tis I my darlings and I am most pleased to announce the Royal Appointment of Samson, who will now be known as Page and Junior advisor to my wonderful Royal self! We are planning a most Royal welcome for Samson and his mother, Lady J, who are moving from Canada to become part of our happy and dignified household.

It is so wonderful to bring new blood into the mainstream of kingdom life. And to start training one early in connection with Royal responsibility, Noblese oblige, is ever so marvelous. It is refreshing that Samson will not lower himself to common dining and already Lady J insists on nothing but the best in nourishment for the young Page Samson.

Ah, my dear courtiers, the excitement of even thinking of all this has Us very fatigued, time for the Royal nap.