Oh no, not a computer crash!

I don't know how I am going to be able to keep all my loyal readers up to date, mom's computer died on her yesterday. That what she gets for all that planning and conspiring that they did on me yesterday; I was right they were up to no good yesterday. The minute my girl got here, they all took off and left me home alone all afternoon. It was all so unfair. It hasn't been a good weekend to be the Doggie at all; because tonight ma was so busy rushing to take Jay home, that she forgot to feed me before she left; and she didn't even notice till after 8 o'clock, and that’s 3 hours late.

Why a dog could waste away to nothing around here. They better make this up to me or else I am going to go on strike. No doggie kisses, no tail wags and definitely no grrring feet till things shape up. I will try to keep up with my post but it is going to be hard with me having to use a laptop instead of what I'm used to. Once again I have to point out it isn’t easy being the Doggie around here.

Something’s up around here, and I don’t think I am going- to like it!

I’m telling you Diary, my people are up to no good around here. The day started off good enough because it a Saturday so everyone is home, and I know that mom is planning on taking my grand-girl for the weekend. That always results in some needed exercise and extra clean up duty; which is a plus because ever since mom put me on the scale and saw that I was up to ten pound she’s been extra rigid about the no people food for the dog ridiculous rule. Where is it written in stone that a Chihuahua has to be less than ten pounds I ask? That’s right, nowhere but the ludicrous breed standard that’s all; which should not even count because I am a Chihuahua mix; I could be half Great Dane for all she knows and I am sure they are over ten pounds.

But back to the subject of the enormous conspiracy around here, like I was saying everyone is home so I got to sleep late with Grumppa and have a few good gerrr sessions with him. Plus the sun is out so I can laze around and sunbathe in my kitchen window, which is what I was doing when I noticed that mom got dressed, sign number one, but I could dismiss that because she might have to pick Jay up which equals a ride in the car for Doggie. However Boy and Grumppa also started moving around a lot, and then Boy hopped in the shower, a sure sign that they are planning on going somewhere. Of course I soared off my sunny perch to stand in front of my leash and collar to make things easier on mom but she downright ignored me, and believe me I am not that easy to overlook! Well okay, being only about six inches or so, you might think that was the case but what I lack in size, I make up for in relentless determination.

I’m telling you something’s up, I can feel it, it may be hard to put my paws on it but I will figure it out. I’ll let you know what happens, Diary.

What's that I hear?Thank Dog-ness it's silence!

It's so nice once the dinosaurs decide to call it a day. At last, I can lounge in my open window in peace with no banging thumping booming or excavations sound to interrupt my Doggie dreams...Now it’s time to get in a powernap before the boys get home.

BAYL
Doggie

Happy Easter Diary

Now I know why they are called mystical creatures, I mean, how else could he have slinked in, me being on my Doggie guard and all. Mom and I were here all night too; because she was the prepping for our Easter Dinner so she wouldn’t have so much to cook and clean up today and we could nap off our feast together; so he couldn’t have tiptoed in then. After that I was watching very, very, closely from my garrison, between moms legs under the blanket, so there’s no way he bounce in past me then. Yet one way or another, by some means he managed to come anyway. What can I call it, paranormal, enchantment, or magic; there the only things that could explain it! That’s my story and I am sticking to it!

Though, now I see why mom lets him dance his way through the place, because I guess while he was waltzing by he dropped a few of the basket’s he was juggling around or maybe he is performing some kind of ceremonial dance, maybe a “stay away rain dance”, because one by one as my household awoke, they each grabbed a dropped basket and started digging in as if to finish the ceremony. Both Grumps and boy were deep into their offering when I notice some pup-ironies in Grumps bounty, so I being a clever little Doggie danced over to complete my part of the ritual, by eating a stick and running off with my Doggie biscotti. So far it’s worked too because even thought they said rain my window has been open all day and it is beautiful outside.

What a great day diary, cookies, chews, a great bow; of Easter Dinner Kibble, and a nap with my family. What more could a recycled doggie ask for. That’s everything for now diary; I hear my window beckoning….

Happy Easter Everyone

Bark, Bark, Easter Bunny

Diary, did you hear that I made diary of the day pick again! I cannot believe how kind everyone is at Dogster. Mom said that she was going to have to get a bigger scrap book for me, cause I was getting so pup-ular. I think she just wants the room for extra Doggie pictures, being that I am so photogenic and all. Speaking of picture, mom just got done uploading my new Easter Pictures to my Dogster site. Really, she put up a few of them so everyone could see all the hard work I put into one of my photo shoots. The things I have to do to earn a liver treat of two around here. At least it was a Saturday and those rotten creatures are hibernating till Monday. At last a little shut eye. I have to keep on my paws tonight if I am going to guard against this Hip-Hop character tonight. A doggie’s job is never done!

BAYL
Doggie

some guy named Murphy?

Do you know this guy named Murphy, and where are all these outlandish individuals emerging from? This morning, I heard mom say it was this Murphy’s gent‘s fault that the monsters where bellowing and jigging outside her bedroom window at seven o’clock this morning. At least that’s what she disclosed to Boy when he complained about me springing all over his head and chest to bark a high pitch warning to him of the approaching beast. At least my woofing worked, because they were only out there for about 15 minutes, just long enough to awake the whole household during spring break from school, and then go perfectly quiet. It a good thing she has a doggie alarm around here or else mom would have them here sipping coffee around the kitchen table with the three musketeers. When will she ever learn?

Well I am off to take a nap so I can look my best for later. Mom wants to take Easter pictures of me and boy and I have to refresh for our headshots.

Doggie being deprived of a beautiful spring days.

Okay I am starting to think that they will never finish up working on the road by my house. The sun decided to grace us with its presence this morning and I was hoping we could go outside and toil on my enclosure to get it spruced up for spring; but mom said it was way to dusty and noisy in the street for us to hang around outside. She opened up my bedroom window, but it is not as delightful as the real thing. I wonder if it would help if I write my local officials and complain about all the deafening commotion. I bet it wouldn’t take that long if it was his Doggie being deprived of a beautiful spring days. Why I haven’t even taken a walk in days because of the giant cavities their making out there. Good thing my god-boy was over so I could at least take my mind of it by chasing him till he squealed; now that’s a clatter that I can listen to over and over and over. I wonder if I could get a copy on cd so we could listen to it on long rides in the car on Mom’s stereo. Think I will go ask her.
BAYL Diary

You wouldn’t have a good Rabbit Stew recipe would you- diary?

I tell you diary, I am not sure how much more I can take from those noisy beast outside. It was bad enough when they were working at the end of the road, but now they are right in front of my abode and the whole place trembles and shakes all day while they are laboring out there. I hope that they finish soon so I can get back into my usual routine around here, because struggling to survive on a mere 12 hours of sleep a day is not cutting it at all. How am I going to concentrate on my grrring if I am not totally revitalized? Grump so looks forward to our grrr sessions that I would so hate to disappoint him. Also, tomorrow my god-boy is coming over and I need to be on the top of my game so I can keep that boy in line around here. It’s not easy being Colin Doggie let me tell you!

Speaking of visitors, have you heard of this bloke called Peter Rabbit? I heard mom tell Grumps last night that he was coming this Sunday. I mean first she lets that old fat cookie bandit wearing the red suit in the house, and now she is going to allow a peculiar creature to hop on through her house. Good think I am up to date on my vaccinations, because god knows what I could catch off him. I keep telling her to get another lock for the door but she won’t listen to me, and someday she will be sorry.

You wouldn’t have a good Rabbit Stew recipe would you diary? Oh well, that’s all till next time diary.

I made the Dogster Daily Diary Pick today!

Wow, Mom just told me I made the Dogster Daily Diary Pick today! I really didn’t believe her at first and I had to hop on Dogster and check it out for myself, however she was right, there I was, in the middle row. You could have knocked me over with a chew toy, I tell you. Now, I am not much for speeches; but I would like to thank all of my wonderful readers for making this possible, and it’s nice to know that so many people read about my adventures here at my forever home. Hopefully it will help show people how wonderful a used dog can be, and they will think more positively on adopting an older shelter dog as opposed to a puppy. Ask my mom and she will tell you that you can never match the magnitude of love and devolution that you receive form a secondhand dog.

Thanks again everyone, and I hope that you will keep checking back to read the epic escapades of little old me, Colin Doggie.

I could use a little workout

Good Morning Diary, it’s another beautiful start to our morning here in New England. Mom just got a phone call and that means that my grand-girl Jayden, is coming over to our house for a sleep over, and I cannot wait. We haven’t seen her in a couple of weekends, and I could use a little workout from chasing her throughout the house. See, I am trying to get back into bandana shape for our summer treks to the beach, have got to stay in shape for the girls you know. Speaking of workouts, I’ve got to run and do a few limbering up stretches before she gets here, I have to stay in top shape for our slumber party, no way I am going to let the pintsized lassie get the best of me!

BAYL