“Colin Doggie” A Recycled Dog’s Story!

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But Norna Promised Me a Ride Later....

February 24th 2011 5:32 am
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Life really isn't too fair sometimes, like now for instance, but let me explain....

It's something called school vacation over here and my Boy had gone over his favorite cousin's Will's house for most of the week, till Norn picked him up last night. I didn't get to go then because she may have had to go inside and she would have to leave me in the car because our cousin Dunkin lives there. He likes to try and eat me, of coarse with a name with a name like Dunkin, I think I should be eating him but he is a slight bit bigger than I. Then this morning they both get ready to go out again and I hear once more "no you can not go be Norn has to run Doggie free errands...."

She better keep her word later or I am really going to be mad, I may even have to put my paw done.

 

Yea, Norna keep her word

February 27th 2011 11:17 am
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Yea, Norna keep her word and Thursday and she took me to pick Boy up from school, and I got to take the ride to drop boy back off at favorite cousin Wills house; and that’s a nice long ride too. Then Friday, Norna got our god-boy Zack again, I’ve explained what a god-boy was before right, it’s a boy that isn’t really yours but you can borrow him once and a while so you can get exercise chasing him through the house, then send him back home when you get to gerrr him too much and Norna can not take the yelping, and squealing any more, from the boy not me mind you. I am a big boy now so I hardly ever squeal any more.

But anyways, since boy was better Norna and Grumppa got to take our granddaughter Jayden for a sleep over this weekend. We have been having a lot of fun together, Norna put our favorite movie in, Beverly Hills Chihuahua like three or four times and I heard her tell girl that she would buy the second one for us to watch together. I love to stand on my back legs in front of the t.v. when I watch doggie movies. Plus I get to follow Jay around and play Doggie Vacuum for Norna and clean up anything my girls’ drops. Fun and yum! Oops I hear the frig opening, so I got to run they may need a clean up in the kitchen, and I like to stay handier than the broom for Norna. Its job security you know!

 

Just the normal rides in the car....

March 6th 2011 7:20 am
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Things have been very quiet around here lately. Just the normal rides in the car to pick boy up from school. It’s like Norna got the week off or something, no god-boy Zack or grandgirl to chase around thought Norna has been finding my stash all around the house. You know a little person here, a goat in the dog bed, a sheep on the kitchen rug; I’m telling you I’ve been framed. I’m putting the blame on the grandgirl, she’s the sneakier of the two, and I am willing to bet my kibble on it. Maybe if I look really blue I can get Norna to take me for a walk or something. I’m going to keep my paws crossed over here….

 

Happy Saint Puptrick’s Day!

March 17th 2011 5:36 am
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Hope that everyone has a great St Puptrick’s Day. When I take my walk with Mom later I am going to look for a four leaf clover so I can wish that all the other animals at the shelter waiting to be adopted can find the pot of gold at the end of there rainbow too; just like me Colin Doggie.

Hey what was that? Got to run guys, I think I just spotted a leprechaun? I wonder if he would have to grant me three wishes too. Oh boy I could wish for a never-ending treat bowl first. Well I’m off….

 

Who would have thought that we would get snow this late in- the year?

March 24th 2011 4:50 am
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Yea, it snowed out last night. Who would have thought that we would get snow this late in the year? I cannot wait to go out for a walk and sign my name all over it. I wish my name wasn’t so long so I could get all the way to the end, oh well maybe if I empty my water bowl first.

Wish me luck….

 

Don’t throw the Doggie out with the bath water…

March 25th 2011 2:48 pm
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Why is my mother so despicable? I don’t know about you and your mom but I hate it when mine starts throwing that B*** word around, like it doesn’t mean anything. What is it with are humans anyways, I just suffered a plunge in January, so I should be good for another month or two at least. See I know how things work around here, first it will be the bath, then she will put that dumb frontline stuff on me and it will drive me crazy because I will keep trying to rub it off and it won’t work. Then after break dancing on the rug for a day or so she will want to take me to Pet-Co, and I don’t mean that she is taking me to lunch at the rawhide bar either, no… It will be that mysterious, nail clipper welding lady that laugh at the tuff looking snarl that I give her. Next it will be mom not letting me roll around in any grass, or dirt, or even any mud pile that we see on our walks. “No Doggie, you’ll get dirt” she will say, “and you just had a bath”! Big deal, I think we should just skip the whole tubby thing and we can avoid all of this insanity.

That it, I have a new cause, I will start making up tee shirts and poster right away so we can all band together. I just need a catch phrase to put on everything, hum, let me think…Don’t throw the Doggie out with the bath water…or maybe just No baths allowed, short simple and to right to the point.

Oh no I’m too late I hear the water running, that’s it for now Diary; I have to go hide under the bed.
BAYL

 

I am still not too ecstatic with my mother

March 27th 2011 5:57 am
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Okay let me start this by saying I am still not too ecstatic with my mother. The audacity of that woman I tell you. Not only did I have to suffer the great injustice of a tubby; but then to add insult to injury, she had to blow dry my fur. I new we should have skipped the whole thing, or at the least wait in till summer so I could just sun dry in window , after all I am the green Doggie, being a recycled dog and all.

I am going to have to find a much better spot to hide from her today. See today is almost as bad as tubby day because she is going to want to put my frontline on today. Yuk! I cannot even begin to describe how much that drives me crazy. There is going to be a bald spot in the carpet today that’s for sure. Maybe my grand-girl will keep her distracted, but I am not going to count on it. She can be pretty single mind about these matters. Think I will go and start looking for a few new locations to hide from view in right now before it’s too late.
Till next time guys, your ill-fated sparkling, sweet smelling friend
Colin Doggie

 

If a doggie barks a diary tail and no one is there to hear- him, did he really write a verse?

March 28th 2011 8:00 pm
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You know diary some days while I am sunning myself just lounging around; basking with my best pal Ray in my bedroom window I start to ponder. If a doggie barks a diary tail and no one is there to hear him, did he really write a verse? I wonder sometime if anyone reads along with my Doggie adventures, or am I just barking to myself? And if you do, who are you and where are you now? Are you near or are you far? Would you be young and small or could you be old and tall. Maybe you could be a father or maybe a mother. Are you plucky when you holler or do you just let out a wimpy mutter?

So whoever you are one and all, could you, would you just write me a verse in my guestbook, so I know somebody hears little old Under-Doggies tails of a life saved from the streets. So pretty please tail wagging, with face kiss on top could you please sign a curios doggies guestbook to help clam his wondering mind. Bark at you next time.

P.S. There will be ongoing drama on the b*** saga. I may be getting better at hiding! Bol

 

It does not look like a promising day here!

March 29th 2011 4:39 am
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I don’t know diary, it does not look like a promising day here! It’s only 7:30 and it looks like mom is getting prepared to shower and go out somewhere. And Doggie never gets to go along when it’s this early…

Reckon I’ll have to keep you posted.
Till later diary...

 

My girlfriend Daisy’s little sister has to go in for- surgery today.

March 31st 2011 5:35 am
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I am so worried Diary, my girlfriend Daisy’s little sister from up the street has to go in for surgery today. I overheard mom talking with Lily’s mom the other day over the phone and I heard mom say that she has to have her eye removed. Wow, I cannot believe how horrible that sounds. Poor little Lily has been sick for almost a year now and her mom has tried everything to fix the eye, but her vet thinks it is time to remove it while her other eye is still unharmed. He is afraid if they wait any longer it may spread to her good eye as well. Her sister, the love of my life does not live up the street with her anymore; and I know that my love, Daisy would want me to be a Gentle-doggie so therefore I will look in and take care of Lilly for her. Mom and I are going to the pet store later, and I don’t even want to hit the rawhide bar, I just want to find a nice gift for Lily to help her feel a little better.

Poor, poor Lily, if you could please keep Lily in your thoughts and prayers today so she comes through all this without too much pain, and finally starts to heal and feel better and start running around and playing again. The poor little thing has been sick for almost a year with this, and that’s a long time to be in pain. Thank you all for your help, and I will keep you updated.

 
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