“Colin Doggie” A Recycled Dog’s Story!
September 24th 2008 7:42 pm
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Just when I thought I was living the good life here, I found out my mommy had a big fault. She can not seem to stop using bad words around me. Here I was, innocently chasing the spitting orb around the kitchen floor, minding my own business when I heard it slip from her mouth. I could not believe my ears; I mean she seems like such a sweet-tempered, compassionate person. Just when I think I’m living the good life out it slips from her gentle mouth. You know the really terrible ghastly appalling B word. It is the one word that can leave a doggie shaking and quivering in their fur.” Doggie, time for a bath” mom said all cool, calm and collected. Sometime it seems like she has a heart of stone. This was already my third bath this month, and being a graduated doggie I can count that high now. My mom just can not comprehend how many times I have to roll around in stinky grass, and rotting rubbish to get to smell this delightful. Not even my heartrending looking puppy face was enough to deter her from her dreadful mission. I had to mope and sulk in my sun-drenched kitchen window the rest of the day. It is soooo hard to be a doggie these days!
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