“Colin Doggie” A Recycled Dog’s Story!

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Last night was pretty scary, Mr Noodle had to undergo the- knife again!

August 29th 2014 7:30 pm
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Hi Diary,

Boy it's been a while since I talked to you. Hard to believe the summer is almost over all ready.Today mom and I cleaned up the porch and my pen. Mom had cut the grass right before we went out, so I got to roll in the freshly manicured lawn to my hearts content. Tomorrow she getting her plants ready for fall so I offered to help her dig.Last night was pretty scary, Mr Noodle had to undergo the knife again! I thought he was just going in for a chinlift to repair his torn neck from our last battle; but to my horror I saw ma start to cut him open. My eyes were glued to him as I watched mother pull out all his guts, right down to his voicebox. Then she cut his legs and body into strips of dangling flesh. I yelped at the top of my lungs "what are you thinking women"? Then I watch as she carefully re inserted his voicebox along with some of his guts till his face was reshaped, and he sang like a bird again. Painstaking she stitched his jaw back together and head closed. It was nice to see his evil grin again, but I couldn't help but wonder if we would ever be able to resume our gerrs again. But then mom transferred him to another table where she used some old mismatched socks as a skin donner for Noodle; even forming new body right down to a tail with the graft.

I was very impressed with the whole surgical procedure. Why in less than ten minutes after this radical operation Mr. Noddle and I were off with a test gerr, both of us grinning from ear to ear. I took his outside today with me so he could enjoy the fresh air and sunlight. Speaking of my nemesis think I'll go give him a little physical therapy. I attached a

BAYL
Colin Doggie

 

I am here, I am here

July 20th 2014 6:22 pm
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Diary you will not believe this.

I was a diary pic of the day yesterday, no diary that's not the thing that you can't believe. Stop laughing and listen to me, this is the part you won't believe

The day started out great because while I was checking my email and I happened to notice I was a diary pic of the day. So I clicked on the link and Dogster told me I didn't have a diary or hadn't set it up. At first I wasn't too scared I just figured it was because of all the flees Dogster and Catster has been having lately. I wasn't too happy about the bugs, either because I swear that's why ma gave me a bath Friday to make sure I didn't catch any. So all that night I tried to get on and bark all about the dreaded bath but I couldn't get in. Ma and I had been trying to change our password liked they asked, but we couldn't get threw. So after seeing the scary news about our missing diary, we finally managed to change it yesterday morning, thinking that would fix things.

Again we clicked the diary link and it still would not work, and flashed the same frighting message. My heart dropped, and I really started to get upset. Why for 6 years now I have been sharing all my doggie tails with you, years full of adventures, laughs and tears faded away before my eyes.I start barking I am here, I am here Diary! No way would I willingly give you up.Why, you've been one of my very best friend for ever, back to my first days here at my forever home.Thankfully mother had a cooler head than me and tried to click on the other Diary links and saw they also brought us to the same page. Those darn flees again. I mean I love Dogster so I will stick it out all threw the infestation, so long as it doesn't cost me another tubbie. Maybe I will have my Jazzy Kitty take care of all my dictation for now, I like to see her get a bath for a change. Don't worry Diary, I would never turn my back on you, old friend; but I got to run now, don't want to take a chance on another bath so soon.

Thanks all for making me a Diary pic of the Day yesterday!A squeaky clean,Colin Doggie

 

Poor Mr. Noodle!

July 15th 2014 6:05 pm
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Wow Diary,

Sorry I haven't talked to you in a while but things have been going on all the time around here lately. Why, I've been so busy I could hardly keep up here. Like last Tuesday, I took a road trip with ma to go camping for the day to visit with my Auntie Gina. There were so many trees that even I couldn't water then all! Campping was alot of fun, with so many grandbabies visiting I was able to run and play, and bestow Doggie kisses all day and into the night. I was such a well behaved doggie that mom even shared her meatball sub with me

Then ma and I watched her godboy Zack, and that kids always good for a good gerrr. Even my kitty came out of hiding to peek at him, which was a first for Jazzy Kitty. Plus, mom pimped out our bedroom window with pillows, soft blankets, a fan to beat the heat, and fresh greens for us furry kids. Word to the wise Diary, stay away from the catnip, it packs a mean punch. Best left for kitties I think.

But the worst thing ever happened to poor Mr. Noodle! Now I am not sure how the incident occurred, so I think it was while I was suffering from the catnip overdose. Clearly mothers fault for not labeling the plants with the proper hazardous warnings. Somehow, when sparing with my enemy he suffered what could have been a life threatening injury. It was a gaping hole over his rib cage. Ma quickly transported him to her intensive care unit. She stabilized him, and I kept my paws crossed that he could hold himself together till the transplant could be performed. Ma tried a risky procedure by using his severed tail as a skin graft. Hun, what happened to his tail? I think that was life 3, or was it 5? Anyways, mom said he pulled threw better than she thought; but warned me that he may be on his 8th life already. Me, I just can not wait till we can battle again.Speaking of my old nemesis, I think I will go see if I can push along his discharge paperwork

Till later,Colin Doggie

 

You Are Not Going To Believe The Day I've Had!

July 5th 2014 4:49 pm
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Hello Diary,

I've lost my bone privilege again. Can you believe it! Mom hasn't told me how long I lost it for, but by the unhappy look on her face I think it may take me a while to earn it back.

How did it happen? Well if your asking me, I would say it's my sister Kitty's fault! See, mom gave me my 4th of July early this year, because of some windbag Arthur that was traveling up the coast to rain on our celebration. They had those stupid firework things a day early, so my feast began that night; but with all those horrible noises, I could savour it much.

Then, we had whispering winds and crackling thunder, and drenching downpours on the holiday, so again I was far too upset to do more than hide, unhide, then rehide my bone that day. What? Who said I was scared, my big mouth sister? No way, I was trying to comfort my mother like a devoted son of course, I wasn't afraid!

Then, at last when I woke up this morning, I was delighted that it was perfect bone weather! Finally I could dine comfortably, at my leisure. I mean it's a dog think to hide and guard our bones, right? So while mom was cleaning up the homestead, and Kitty was following her around, I smuggled it into our bedroom. But mom spotted me, and when mom said something to me that tattle tail Jazzy Kitty came in to spy on me and collect incriminating intell to rat me out to ma.

So I cracked, and with all the stress I've been under who could blame me? Mother, that'As who! I mean it wasn't like I was going to hurt my kitty, it was all gerrrr, and dramatic. I didn't even dent a fur on her body; I just wanted to establish some doggie rules around here. However it backfired on me; and mother establish the doggie rules instead. And that's never good for the doggies. So unfair!

Needless to say, instead of spending the day enjoying my yummy bone; I'm stuck trying to earn it back. Nope, not a good day at all for Doggie. Wish me luck old friend, and if you talk to Jazzy Kitty, maybe you could talk to her for me, please.

Till next time,
Colin Doggie

 

You Are Not Going To Believe The Day I've Had!

July 5th 2014 4:49 pm
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Hello Diary,

I've lost my bone privilege again. Can you believe it! Mom hasn't told me how long I lost it for, but by the unhappy look on her face I think it may take me a while to earn it back.

How did it happen? Well if your asking me, I would say it's my sister Kitty's fault! See, mom gave me my 4th of July early this year, because of some windbag Arthur that was traveling up the coast to rain on our celebration. They had those stupid firework things a day early, so my feast began that night; but with all those horrible noises, I could savour it much.

Then, we had whispering winds and crackling thunder, and drenching downpours on the holiday, so again I was far too upset to do more than hide, unhide, then rehide my bone that day. What? Who said I was scared, my big mouth sister? No way, I was trying to comfort my mother like a devoted son of course, I wasn't afraid!

Then, at last when I woke up this morning, I was delighted that it was perfect bone weather! Finally I could dine comfortably, at my leisure. I mean it's a dog think to hide and guard our bones, right? So while mom was cleaning up the homestead, and Kitty was following her around, I smuggled it into our bedroom. But mom spotted me, and when mom said something to me that tattle tail Jazzy Kitty came in to spy on me and collect incriminating intell to rat me out to ma.

So I cracked, and with all the stress I've been under who could blame me? Mother, that'As who! I mean it wasn't like I was going to hurt my kitty, it was all gerrrr, and dramatic. I didn't even dent a fur on her body; I just wanted to establish some doggie rules around here. However it backfired on me; and mother establish the doggie rules instead. And that's never good for the doggies. So unfair!

Needless to say, instead of spending the day enjoying my yummy bone; I'm stuck trying to earn it back. Nope, not a good day at all for Doggie. Wish me luck old friend, and if you talk to Jazzy Kitty, maybe you could talk to her for me, please.

Till next time,
Colin Doggie

 

Its our birthday month!

June 25th 2014 7:45 pm
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Diary,

Wow, have I got a lot to bark out to you. June has been a busy month here Diary. See, June is both mom and my birthdays, and know it's my new Jazzy Kitty sister's birthday too. Kitty came home on June 4th, so the will be her birthday now. That right, mom adopted us a kitty as an early birthday present. I was so excited when mom told me of her wonderful gift plans. I was so hopeing that she would get me one of those chaseing kinds of kitty, cause they come in all different kinds. Like my Aunt Laura has two kinds, ones a chaseing kind, and ones a your better off pretending he not even there so he will not have to hurt you kind. Don't laugh Diary, Casper is twice my size and not afraid to remind me. And then there's the wild kitty kind, that will scratch you just for walking by; like the one who tried to end my modeling career with a scratch to my face. Why I could go on and on there are so many kinds, but it would take way too long, so back to my tail.

So mom went to the Taunton Animal Shelter where she found me, to look for a little kitten to add to or family. That's where mom saw Jazzy Kitty, and even though she's about a year old, and not a kitten, mom told me she knew she was the one. Mom even says she looks a little like me, she's a couple of inches taller than me, but she only weighs 7 pounds, so I at least have a couple pounds on her. She is very, very shy though and hides from anyone but us, and one thing I not is shy. Why, I can not get enough attention from people, and love to make new friends with all my doggie kisses and tricks. Truth be told her shyness means more admiration for the adorable Colin Doggie. But enough about Kitty for now, I told her about you Diary; and that's really her tail to tell.
Did you know that last Sunday was the 6th annuall Paws-atively Purfic Day, and of course mom and I were there so I could see all my aunties that helped take care of me at the shelter. My auntie Cheryl attended with the beagle brothers, so I got to ask them for advice about having a feline sibling cause they have two. Plus auntie Cheryl even gave me a new Mr. Noodle, because she is so proud of my polished doggie manners. Mr. Noodle already lost a couple of ears in our battles, but I'll save that tail for another day. My favourite auntie Nadine was there, once I heard her voice I could drag mommy to her fast enough to shower her in kisses. It was a beautiful sunny day, so we hung out there all day, sharing a hot dog for lunch, and doing a little shopping for toys for me and Kitty, and some gourmet doggie cookies.. Then at the end of the event, I even won a new blanket for my window. I was so worn out I had to nap before I had the energy to even think about gerrring Mr. Noodle.
Then yesterday ma took me for a pedicure, then off to pick out my birthday toy at the pet store. I picked out a new rope ball so I could teach mom to play fetch. I can hardly wait for my birthday tomorrow, yummy homemade pup-cakes for me and my doggie friends. Speaking of yummy, my tummy telling me it's time to work my cute on mom and see if I can con some pup-peroni off her.
Bark at you latter,
The Birthday Doggie

 

I wish things could of always stayed the same,

March 28th 2014 8:41 am
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I can't believe how much life can change in such a short amount of time. I'm not even sure how to begin such a sad tail, my friend; but here's my soul full story...

As you know diary, I was adopted into my forever home a little over five years ago. I was an unruly, street harden, shelter lad with a minor bitting rap sheet; who mom thankfully opened her home to. I still remember driving up to the house with her and boy for the first time on my adoption day. Grumppa was just getting out of his car after a long day at work when we spotted each other. Neither one of us looked too impressed as we stared each other over, when I heard mom say " meet your shrunken border collie grumps". That made my grumppa smile, and there's never anything as beautiful as that smile of his because his whole face lights up till even his eyes sparkle and I knew I found my home.

A lot of time has passed since that day, and I have been shaped by many things. It started with Doggie School, and learning the rules to being part of a family. I not only earned my diploma from Doggie School, but have aced my C.G.C last summer and mom has been talking about doing pet therapy with me as my next roll in paying it forward. My boy has gotten big and is on the football team in highschool and moved out a couple years ago, and our other grandbabys are growing too fast as well. I now have a furry cousin beagle, named Drew, and a furry niece shepherd mix, called Quincy; along with her two kitty sisters. However threw all these changes one thing has always stayed constant, Mom, Grumps, and me. I wish things could of always stayed the same, but even a good little doggies can't always get his wishes, and this change came fast and hard.

It was just last November when our Grumppa found out he had lung cancer, and it had already started to spread to his bones. His Doctor told him he had about eight months to live. I could sense the change in my people right away, and our lives began to change from that time on. We had all the kids and the grandbabys including Quincy over for the Christmas Holiday, but even the noise fill chaos of the festivities could not lift the shadow of sadness that was to soon to come. And after the holidays wrapped up I noticed that Grumppa was starting to tire a lot easier, and our gerrrr sessions got shorter with more and more time in between bouts. Mom starting smiling a lot less these days, I guess she had a better idea what was to come than I did, and how time was getting short.

I was fortunate enough to spend a lot more time with Grumppa the last few months, his only leaving me when he had his medical appointments, and I lounged with my grumps while keeping him safe in my loyal watch while mom was at work. After his first overnight stay in the hospital he really worried me a lot, so I stayed as close as I could to him. But even with my faithful gaurd, Grump once again entered the hospital from his cancer, and this time he was in for over two weeks, and I was terrible worried about him. How could he go all that time without my healing Doggie kisses, or adoring me to sooth his nerves. Mom fought hard with grumppa, and for grumppa when he could not fight for himself. Of course I did my doggie part to try and keep him safe by posing for a visitors sign. I missed my grumppa something awful while he was gone; and ma looked more and more tired. But she promised to bring Grumppa home to me, and she did.

First ma came to the house to receive all the stuff she needed so we could care for Grumppa, then at long last, they returned. I could hardly wait the time it took to settle him in before I jumped up on the bed and lavished him in joyous doggie kisses. Even my elated excitement could not't keep me from noticing how sickly feeble he appeared, but I was overjoyed to have him back. Later that night when it was just us three in the bedroom, while I climbed into mom's lap to comfort her, that she told me the awful news that Grumps would be leaving us soon, and there was nothing we could do to stop it. She whispered that we only had a short time left to watch over him; and that it was our job to make Grumps as peaceful and comfortable as possible till he was ready to rest. Ma told me he was joining my older sisters Pretty Pran, and Molly and her loving parents would take good care of him till we met again someday. I looked up at mom and was going to bark my protest when I could tell by her face she did not want to say goodbye either, and I licked her tears away instead as I snuggled in closer.


We opened our home to all grumppa jim's friends and family during the days so he could talk with them all one last time. And our vacation buddies Danielle and the grandbabys came for a last visit with us, along with many visits from boy. Then at night time it would end up with just Mom, Grumps and me, enjoying our precious time together. Mom said I grew up over these last days with him and she had never been prouder of me. She would see how I often hopped up on somebody lap to still their tears, or offer some of my many paw tricks to distract an upset child, or how quickly I won everyone over to how wonderfull a little doggie can be. She'ld give me a smile when I was just laying quietly on the bed with grump and she knew my soul was growing up. I knew when his last day with us was, as dogs often do, and both I and Quincy we acting strange all day. And I was there in his bedroom with mom as she kissed him good night that last time while she told him to sleep, that she loved him always and forever. We all went to sleep together that night, and Grumps would pass quietly surrounded by love in the place we made our home. It was on the first day of spring, so we will alway had a warm reminder of the day our Grumppa Jim became an angel, that heart warming smile shinning down over us.

The home is quiet now Diary, the kids and grandbabys returning to their own homes leaving just mom and I now. I am never far from her these days, and we thank god all the time that we have each other, and our memory of the happy days we spent with grump. My tail doesn't wag much anymore diary, and I seldom see ma smile except when she looks at me, and marvels in the splendid dog I have evolved into. Or when she thinks of how proud she is of her underdog, who is more and more of a wonder doggie every day.

A heartbroken,
Colin Doggie

 

Cause we live in stupid snowy New England

February 17th 2014 4:04 pm
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Hello Diary,

Boy am I glad to know that you won't be going anywhere any time soon. Because I am a used dog I don't take very well to loosing friends. I understand only too well what a loss feel like; but enough of all that silly mushy stuff I'm still to tail wagging happy to be able to share all my Doggie tails with you to dwell on unhappy stuff.

So I was wondering what part of the country you live in Diary, like my niece Quincy live in Florida, where mom says the weather is always ways nicer than ours, cause we live in stupid snowy New England, and it seems like this year Mother Nature has had it in for us. Every time I stair out my window all I see is snow. It's not that I am a wimp or anything, but being only about six inches tall, walking can be a little ruff on a big boy. And it is so extremely cold on my small framed bones that my legs start to gimp out on me, so unless it's a warm sunny day which we haven't gotten a lot of this winter, I can only stay out for about fifteen minutes before I am pulling mom back to the door, She took m out yesterday and I have been nervously hiding under my blanket every time she goes near the door. Good thing I am not a sled dog. And all the snow banks are as high as the houses, why I get a stiff neck just looking at it. Why it took mom over three hours to shovel out our car yesterday; by the time she came upstairs we where ready to gather up all our beagle friends to hunt down that trouble making, winter loving, groundhog Phil. Mom and I are thinking that he would make a appetizing stew right about now.

Well that's all I have for today old friend; mom's busy rattling around some pans in the kitchen, so it's time to saunter over and turn on the indisputable enchanting charm that is Colin Doggie. She's like putty in my paws!

I will talk to you again soon,
Colin Doggie

 

The awful shocking news that Dogster will be closing the- community areas

February 7th 2014 3:02 pm
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Wow Diary,
Mom just broke the awful shocking news to me that Dogster will be closing the community areas on March 3, and I am still in shock over hearing it. Why I was so upset about this that I could hardly force myself to eat my kibble tonight. I’m not sure where I am going to bark about all my adventures, and thought, and feeling about my busy life here at my forever home. And where will my Aunties from the Taunton Shelter read about all my furry feats and achievements; to remind them how much their hard work there pays off for us “Doggies in the ruff”, waiting to have a chance to turn into a shiny jewel like I did.

Diary you were one of my most extraordinarily friends, and I will genuinely miss all our talks. You always kept track of all my secrets, hopes and doggie dreams, and when you close you will leave an empty spot in my heart forever!

Forever Grateful,
Colin Doggie

 

What A Great Time I Had Diary!

October 27th 2013 9:51 am
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Oh my dog it was fun Diary. Do you know there was even one of those kitties there? Too bad Mom said it was one of those no chasing kinds caus I bet I could of caught her real easy seeing how she had a ugly dress on instead of sweater, so I`ld have the edge. But anyways back to my yapping about the Ugly Sweater Contest at PetCo because it was one of the best of the five we have attended. Let me start by giving a shout out to the employees at the Taunton Pet Co who were extremely organized, freindly, and judged very reasonably and everyone had a wicked good time.
Now here's the thing with ugly sweaters, it seems the uglier the sweater the more people seem to like them. I kid you not, they hover over you like a flock of vampire bats after a long day sleep. The judges keep going from a couple of overly garnished cow, to a furry witch terrier, to mermaids, and barbies. And my held it`s own amount uglies, extra legs dangling from headpiece to monkey tail. Of course all the doggie kisses I gave the judges helped too.
First place went to a German shepherd in tattered werewolf apparel, then a trio of ghost busting dogs handle by a human in his dress ugly Stay Puff Marshmallow clothing. Mom and I believed the kitty would win third for sure just for hanging out like a cool kitty amount all us silly looking dogs, but then we heard them call me Colin Doggie for Third place. Must have been all the wonder kisses I gave them. I won a bag of mother Hubbard's peanut butter cookies, two yummy looking iced cookies, a new rawhide chew and a wicked neat spider bandanna for Howl O Ween. Not to shabby for an hour's work let me tell you. Put on one of the ugliest sweaters you can find and see for yourself. Our people just can`t resist them on us and I don`t even question the ones mom comes up with any more. I just wag my tail and cry to ge into it so the fun can begin.
BAYL
Colin Doggie

 
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