Black Pearls of Wisdom...

I have Poopies :(

February 16th 2009 3:28 pm
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Ok, so the other day the Dad and the Mom took me for a ride to PetSmart. It was the day after my Gotcha Barkday. We were almost there, stopped at a red light, when I started wooo wooing, chirping my chirp bark, and going in circles in the back of the Dog-mobile station wagon. The Mom thought I was getting excited because I recognized that I was almost at PetSmart.

THEN the Mom saw me try to jump out the window!!! She rolled it up right quick. She couldn't believe I would try to jump out... but I really, really needed to get out of that car NOW!!!!

So, I had no choice but to poop in the car! And not just poop... almost the Hershey Squirts! The Mom pulled into a parking lot and got me out of the car while the Dad cleaned up. They were pretty cool about the whole thing--they knew I tried to get outside first.

I've been having bad poopies on and off all week now. The Dad has been adding rice to my food. He tried adding pumpkin, but I wasn't digging that too much. We thought we had everything back to normal, then I pooped out a small mucus-covered soft pile today.

Now they are talking FAST... what is this fast? I heard the Mom tell the Dad they are going to fast me until tomorrow, and then try rice and hamburger. Hey, I'm all for hamburger... that's one of my FAVS!!
But what's a "fast"? My Spidey-senses are tingling... don't think I'm gonna like this "fast" thing...

 
 

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