I call it FUN.

The lady and I were walking last night when we saw a strange creature. It was on a porch eating out of a bowl left out for some feral cats. When it saw me, it jumped down into the flowerbox. I waited for it to come out where I could see it better. I could see it's white face as it walked back and forth. It had black eyes, a thick gray, furry body, and a long pink tail. Then it jumped back up onto the steps and ran across to the other side of the house. The lady wouldn't let me chase it. She called it a 'Possum. I call it FUN.