March 14th 2012 1:02 pm
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OMD, the annual celebration of big hinder boys and red plaid taters are almost here!
ARRRRROOOOOOOOOOO! Ernie George can hardly wait.
Evfurrything up here in the most wonderful place has been as wonderful as evfur.
Ernie has been very busy chasing off squirrels and moles and chippermonks, wrassling with the evil coons, and keeping heaven varmint-free.
And of course evfurry day after breakfast at the nevfur-ending tater bar, I head out for a cruise on my big hoooooomongous boat with all my furriends up here!
Then I spend lots of time watching ovfur my furriends and fambly and making sure evfurrything are up to Ernie's high Scottie standards down there on the Sunset Road and in the worlds at large.
OMD! What a muddy mess it are in Ernie's backyard! BOL! BOL! Ernie laff and laff now when he sees how naughty them two monsterses my Mama got from the shelter are! OMD! I bet she are regretting all the naughty-naughty bads she gave to me, Ernie George, the bestest most well-behaved terrier guy that evfur lived. Ernie only run through garden when Mama were not looking!
These two monsters, they don't care! They look ovfur them's shoulders, they see Mama yelling like Crazy Woman, they run right through the muddy-time garden anyway! BOL! BOL!
Ernie are rolling up here!
Holy smokeronies. Mama evfun call that little one Tiny Satan, on account of him are the antichrist. She are sure of it. BOL. Well ackchewally, it's Papa who are always ranting and raving about the Beanie Ween. But Ernie don't care, it are all heeeeelarryusss to Ernie.
Izzy B., OMD, her are nevfur gonna get her wings if she keeps being so naughty, too! BOL! OMD...Big Orange has the seenillyteases and she barks at Papa evfurry time he goes to the hooman peepole potty! ARE THAT EVFUR FUNNY! Ernie wuffs to watch that. Mama tells Izzy she are gonna give her a free trip up here to visit me if she keeps it up with the barking! Izzy still gets into trubbles all the time. And that are no small feetses for an old gurl like Izzy. She make me laff! I wuff my Big Orange.
On an entirerarily diffurent note, Ernie has to say, while I misses my Mama so much, Ernie ARE ovfurjoyed to see how happy Mama has been again. My fambly started taking the road trips in the car on the weekends again, in the Ernie George Magic Explorer Bus, just like the four of us used to.
Mama found her fun-time happy makers, and she is going crazy nutzo all the time about that BACON! OMD! Ernie are so GLAD Mama nevfur fawneded ovfur Ernie like that, or doted on the Ernie George like he was her precious boy. BOL! That dog are spoiled. And chunky! OMD. I nevfur seened a dog eat like that (hee hee.) You should see how he stands on Mama when she are eating her Famous Amos cookies in the bed. Who gets away with that kinda behayveeors? OY BEY, as my good furriend, Zaidie would say.
Speaking of the old furriends, my good buddy and Schnauzer twin, Spikester, the Crab Man, and I can hardly beleef it. My Mama is going down to Louie Z. Anna at the end of the month to meet Spikester's Mama and the rest of his fambly. The two of us can hardly beleef it, that it have been four years now since we furst meeted here at this Dogster place. ARRROOOOOOO!
The times go by real fast, evfurryhooman and doggie. Enjoy evfurry day. Us angels are watching you and waiting to see you again, one day soon! Happy St. Ernie's Day! Eat Lotsa Taters.
Yours Most Woofily,
Glad to hear that everyone is gettin' in lotsa trouble - that way your momma won't be bored! BOL BOL! My momma calls me Devil Dog sometimes, I think it are mostly a joke, but I am not sure - haha!
Ernie George!! It r WUNNERFUL tu heer fwum yu, my fwiend an' mentor!! Momma an' me, Zaidie, wuz jus' finkin' 'bout yu dis day on our walk! I did da Patended Ernie George Donkey Kick™! I hab nod duned dat in YEERS :D
St. Ernie's Day r gonna be PAWTACUWAR dis yeer! I r addin' haggis tu da taters!
OMD! The Haggises smells just deeelightful!!! Ernie are gonna go do the gator in a big tub of them haggises in your honor, Z-pup!
Mama were just telling Petey's Mama how she misses you guyses when she don't get to the Dogster enuff. I know she wuffs you all and thinks bout you lots!
Zaidie, guess what! OMD, them funny monster brofur kids my mom haves...BOL...they got Mom trained to take them for walks or they do the extorshuns where they won't go potty. So like a big dummy, she lets them guys boss her around (OMD, Ernie were nevfur so deeveeuss!) Anyfur, after they go privacy puhleez!!!, they donkey kick like crazazy and hit Mama square in the eye with lumps of grass and muds and stuff.
NAUGHTIEST DOGGIES EVFUR! BOL!
You're doing such a good job of watching out for your family, Ernie! We miss you lots down here, but it sounds like you're living the high life up there!
Hi Ernie, It's so nice to hear from you. Momma says she will make sure to put out an extra plate of taters on Friday in honor of you. We sure do miss you.
BOL! What a great read, EG!
Now that growlmy has had her share of giggles at your furmily's expense, she can go to bed all happy!
Have a great St Ernie's Day, EG! Imagine a day named for YOU! Can you bewoof that??
Hugs and squeezes!
Whut's wrong wid flingin' grass with the skruff-skruffs?? I duz it all da time, EG!! And I eatz Maurice da cat's food-- or tries, anyway-- and I hogs Daddy's side of da bed once he gets up, and I barks at my treats till I getz one, and I looks pitiful so's I gets a bite of da hooman foods, and I refuses to do my yard art on wet grass, and....
Well, ya getz my point....
hey EG, glad to hear from you...and that you are getting ready for St. Patty's day and getting all the taters in order. We sure do miss you too!!!
Yep, my Mom and your Mama were just talking about this Dogster place and all our friends, so glad that we've become pals with so many great pups and there peeps!!
Happy St. Patty's Day!!!
So happy to hear you are doing well Ernine. You are doing such a pawsome job of watching over things at your house and keeping an eye of everything. We are so happy that your momma is happy again too. Would you mind watching out for my Griffin if he happens to wander by? I'm sure you two would really hit it off. You both being terriers.
OH ERNIE GEORGE...You are still smokin hot hillarious!
How we so miss you...and Momma does too...God sent her the 2 wee ones so she wouldn't have so much time to pine over you...you and I know that...right..keep her on her toes and keeps her busy! BOL!
They is cute as BUTTONS TOO!!!! Life is full of surprises and wonders...Our Lillykatishka..is there playin with Ernie George...She was Momma's Gentle Giant Puffer Ball! Not a day goes by..that she doesn't think about her or miss her...but we sure try hard to distract her down here on earth.
We know exactly what you mean...we sending Momma healing thoughts and prayers and kisses!
Tessie & Talloulah...MUAH!
Hi Uncle Ernie. Glad you are having fun there at the bridge. Your Momma does have her hands full with those two boys. We'll be celebrating your day here with taters and Saturday is Duncan's barkday. So lots of parties fur us. Big Orange looks great and it's funny she'd bark at Poppa, she loves him so much. You take care of yourself and keep a watchful eye on all of us down here. Enjoy St Ernie's Day!