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Likes: Hunting vermin...whether we like it or not, doing the gator in a pile of stink (any icky scent will do,) showing other dogs who the boss is, going bye-bye!
Pet-Peeves: Naughty cats and squirrels in his yard, other dogs sniffing his hinder,Izzy going bye-bye car without him, too much cuddling not on his terms, getting his ears cleaned, his teeth brushed, or a face bath.
Favorite Toy: His sister's paws...he loves to chew on them. He's particularly fond of something we call piggie wizzles (why do we call it that? Trust us it's better than what it's really called.)
Favorite Food: All of them...really. Anything left over after Mom & Dad are done eating is the best though.
Favorite Walk: The elementary school soccer field or the docks at Lost Lake in Mound
Best Tricks: Tricks? Tricks are beneath his dignity. If a treat is offered, he may raise his paw to you, but grudgingly. He will, however, follow basic obedience commands.
Arrival Story: When I was a little girl, we had 3 little Scottie girls and my Grandma collected Scotties. So for Christmas in 2001, I'd begged my husband for a little Scottie pup of my own. I knew he didn't get me one, so when my Dad arrived to celebrate the holiday on Christmas Eve, I was bemoaning the fact that there would be no Scottie that year. About five minutes later, Dad said "Let's open one present early!" He gave me a bag to open that contained the framed registration papers for one Black Male Scottie pup. The whole family raced down the stairs and out to the car, where little Earnest George Bailey (named after Jimmy Stewart's character in It's a Wonderful Life) was curled up in a little ball, fast asleep.
Bio: Since my previous experience had been with all female Scotties, I was a bit disappointed to find out I was getting a little boy. NOW, I can't even begin imagine how dull it would be to have a docile lap dog instead of MR. PERSONALITY. Not that a male Scottie can't be a challenge. Ernie is large and in charge. He's officially 13 pounds over breed standard, but a gorgeous Scottie nonetheless. While Ernie loves all humans and adores small children, he has some, shall we say, "ALPHA issues," with other animals. Ernie is an expert manipulator,very charming. He epitomizes the spirit of the stubborn and proud Scottie. In fact, if Ernie is unhappy or doesn't want to do something, he has been known to talk back to us, by protesting with a petulant "WOO, WOO, WOO" that he only uses when he's letting us know he is not happy with our request, but will comply because we're in charge of the food.
Forums Motto: Hakuna Matata
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I don't know about Izzy, but pawsonally, I am wuffing her $70 a bag liver food.
Ernie G. gonna have healthiest liver in ooniverses!
Mmmmmmm, doggies! Good stuff! Good stuff.
I don't know why Mama gotta keep yelling at me not to eat Izzy's food.
Don't she want me to be healthy, too?
NOTE FROM MOM: How in tarnation do you feed dogs who have always had free and constant access to their food bowls, 2 different foods? They don't eat when we put the food down in front of them and watch them. The minute we turn our backs they switch bowls and eat eachothers' foods. We even tried reverse psychology, and switched their bowls, but just ended up confusing ourselves.
We tried gating Izzy off in the kitchen with her food, but she's used to eating when she wants to. She does not eat on command! I guess we're just going to the poor house...atleast until hopefully Izzy's liver improves. Such is life in the big city, I guess
Do you gets really excited when the companies come? Mom and Dad are such sticks in the mud. OMD.
Mom says she and Dad were home ALLLLLL Weekend long and me & Izzy just lay around like a couple bumps on a log.
Then tonight after dinner a speshull busyness man come to house, NOT TO SEE ERNIE & IZZY, ccording to Mama, but to do IMPORTANT busyness signing of elebenty million and one papers for soooper lows interest grapes. We are gonna pays for our home sooper fast cause on accounts of low interest grapes.
The low interest grape man smelled like SEEGARS which musta been filled with wacky tobacky, cause suddenly me & Izzy goed monkey poop (to quote Buddy Grau's hooman boy) and decided we wanna play rousering game of POLAR BEARS!!!!
Izzy got our new RACCOON that make crinkle bottle noises and squeekies and she throwed Stinky Squeaky Coon at me! YYYYYYAYYYYYYYY! OMD! I gotted so excited that I made 10 ZOOMIES on the wood floor around the peepoles at the dinner table.
Then Izzy did a little tap dance and puppy pounce and gave me an RRRR, RRRRR, RRRRR and Ernie said, "OH IT'S ON!!! IT'S SO ON!!!!!"
We DID OUR SOOPER BIG POLAR BEAR MOUTHS to see who can make bigger growls and fangers, AND then we did some ALL STAR WRASSLIN Moofs, then more zoomies, and then more RRRR, RRRRR, ARRRRRRRRR POLAR BEARS!
It were terrierfying!!!! Mom & Dad looked at eachother, mortarfired while the busyness seegar man splained portant stuff to them.
"They haven't done this in weeks. Izzy's been very sick." Mama explained. Three times through fakey smile, Mama said to us, "okay, that's enough, go night-night now." But oh no, no, no....we was not ready to go night-night, we was throwing down!
Finally busyness man left and we prompterly lay right down and go night-night. I only stop snoring long enuffs to types this diary.
Mom throw her hands up and says "I giffs up," she says. She surrendereded. We was not playing cops & robbers, Mama! POLAR BEARS! Polar Bears, Mama. Pay ttenshuns, silly.
What a way to start your Sunday! Appawrently Mom musta got a good night's sleep last night, cause she woke up all rarin' to go.
Her said she were sick of having to wash her hands after petting me. The back of my neck are some kindsa barometer for how dirty I is.
Cause lotsa times when I get the good scratches beneath the collars, the kinds that really get my motor runnin' so I make rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, sounds and my hinder leg starts a kickin, Mama & Papa will go "EWWWWW, why are my hands covfurred with Ernie grease?"
That are offenserive to me. That are pawcifically selected blends of speshull ingredients that are aged to pawfection by ME, the conniesewer of stinks.
Anyfur, Mama said, Come here, Dirty Bow Bow, it r time for a bath. Then she hauled my big hinder down to the laundry tubs for a scrubbing.
Dirty Bow Wow is her new favorite thing to say. Dirty Bow Wow: A Tribute to Dogs and the Objects of Their Affection are also the title of the book my pawesome furriend from Canadia Zaidie pup sended to me. I highly recommend it. Mom put new video of othfur prezzies from Zaidie on my page, too.
Also, you wanna see some cute doggie cartoons that will make youse peepoles happy inside, check out Guardians of Being. Patrick McDonnell one of our favoritest cartoonie guys after Charles M. Schulz. Get your pawrents a copy for the Chrissymess!
Peeeeeeeee YOOOOOO! I stink like Bergamot! Hoomans and their pawful stinks! Ugh. I'd rathfur smells like Burgermutt! MMMMM, burgers.
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