Squeaky Clean

Rrrufff!!

I think I may have the dirtiest face on earth. I'm not really sure how it gets so dirty, but it sure is hard to keep it clean.

Luckily, I have Sophie Rose. Every night, whether I want her to or not, she cleans my face. To make matters worse, she has the worst timing in the world. Sophie always waits until I'm in the middle of my evening nap.

There I am, just snoozing away, completely happy in my mom's lap. Next thing I know, Sophie is sitting on me, holding my face down with one paw, licking my face.

Grrrrrrrr. GRRRRRRR. GRRRRRR!!! Seriously. What part of GRRRRRR doesn't she understand???

I really hate it when she does that!

I'm just not sure where all this dirt is coming from. We both go outside and come right back in. We both roll around on the floor in the living room. We eat the same food. We live with the same people. How on earth can Sophie's face stay so pristine, while my face stays filthy???


I'd better go prepare for the daily cleansing.

Bandit

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