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I got to go to Grandma's!!

Last night, the peeps were going to Grandma's for dinner. It was my uncle's birthday and there was going to be pasta and cake! I got to go! I saw 3 (count em THREE) of my young furless cousins. They are all 5 and full of energy! They all gave me things to eat! Grandma gave me a big carrot and some ravioli and the kids gave me things that they were eating but didn't make it to their mouths (hehe....their little hands are right about the level of my mouth). I got bread, ice cream cake, cookies, pasta, meatballs...OMD....this was a little doggies heaven! Then the kids played chase and I got to chase them around the house. Those kids can scream....oy...my little ears. On the way home, mom decided that I had so much to eat, I needed to burn some calories and maybe poop...BOL...so we went to the park. It was actually warmer than it's been as we are expecting snow and mom said it has to warm up to snow so it was a nice walk. I ran, I peed, I pooped AND I met a GINORMOUS great dane/black lab mix named Daphne. Her dad unclipped her leash so mom unclipped mine and we got to play off leash! Woo-Hoo!! I play growled at her and jumped on her and tried to play with her like I do with Layla. She cooperated a little but for a big dog, she sure was a sissy :) BOL! She kept running to her dad or my mom for protection....from me!? I looked like a chihuahua next to her! Finally, she loosened up and we played, I bit her legs like I like to do and then we ran down to the frozen creek and played some more. It was fun! Finally, her dad said they had to go so they went their way and we all continued down the path. I had a nice run and lots of fun! Mom said she had to get me good and tired because with this snow coming, I might not get to the park for days. Oh well...atleast I have my yard. I hope mom will be willing to throw some boots on and play with me.

Love,
Sunny Lee (VERY excited for the first big snow storm of the year)

Can dishes come clean enough with cold water?

This is for all the germ conscious folks





that worry about using cold water to clean.



John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather

in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan

After spending a great evening chatting the night away,

the next morning John's grandfather prepared

breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.



However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate,

and questioned his grandfather asking,



'Are these plates clean?'



His grandfather replied,



'They're as clean as cold water can get em.

Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'





For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates,

as his appeared to have tiny specks around

the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,



'Are you sure these plates are clean?'



Without looking up the old man said,



'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as

clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you

fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'



Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town

and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog

started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.





John yelled and said,
'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.






Without diverting his attention from the football game

he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!



'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'



BOL! Mom says that we have had our dishes cleaned by cold water all the time and they always have that lovely slimy film :) The cats dishes too...

I am an albino deer.

Mom bought a seed and corn block for the deer. Foolishly, she took me outside with her as we trudged through the woods behind our house to put the block down. I made a very clear mental note of where said block was placed. Fast forward to nighttime...mom lets me out to pee. I dart over the creek, through the woods and to the block. Mom puts her Uggs on; puts her coat on, grabs the flashlight and walks to where she hears me. I am standing there licking the block.

GOTTA.
LOVE.
ME!!