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You can call me Arya. Please and Thank You.

I have no golden toilet.

December 20th 2008 8:19 am
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Today I hide under the dining room table. Weeping. Earlier this morning I received a stern talking to for urinating on the carpet. It is this that troubles me. Suddenly the expectation is that I commence my royal doodies in the frigid elements of this frozen land of Norsk unrighteousness. What is a desert princess to do? I don't dip my hoo hoo in the niveous blanket of winter's insults for anyone!

That, and I have no digital image recordings of my holiday attire. That blows too.


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