Camping is Gross!

Man, I had a muchly, very good time this last weekend. Mommy and Daddy and Aunt Penny and Uncle Pat all got in the car and drove out to the woods. Aunt Dez and Aunt Jeannie were there waiting for us. I was so excited, I pooped. Excuse me.
The smells were incredible. There was dirt and bugs everywhere. I laid on the ground and chewed on myself. It was heavenly.
The best part though came that nite. I got to sleep between Mommy and Daddy in the tent. Mommy moaned about the stench and the dirt. Daddy and I were perfectly happy. In the morning, I woke them up with a gentle fart. Mommy started tripping and Daddy tried to make me feel better by farting too. By now, poor Mommy was gasping for air, but then she began laughing. After a moment, she became quiet and then she did the most amazing thing: she farted too! Oh man! That was very muchly funny! Mommy really is prissy so it was fun to see her be funny. We laughed and laughed and then Uncle Pat and Aunt Penny woke up because they’d heard us. They began laughing and it became a stinky competition. People after my own heart!
Later that day I played with Aunt Jeannie and Aunt Dez and I supervised the swimming expedition.
On the way home I passed out in the back and dreamed good boy dreams. I did hear Aunt Penny say that I was very stinky, but I kind of thought she was stinky! Shhhh, don’t tell her! I don’t think she’d understand that I mean that as a compliment! Humans are weird.

Mommy says that camping is gross. Is that a bad thing?

Elvis
The Smellvis

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