October 31st 2009 11:47 am
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Did I hear that correctly? Someone is winning the steak? No, really? After all these years, someone has actually won a steak? And that someone is Tiny Elvis? Are you kidding me?

Big Daddy has been saying since 1996 when Big Daddy lost his keys in the courtyard, "If you find my keys, I will give you a whole steak." Sometimes it's not his keys that he lost but a different job he wants us to do.

Sometimes he asks us to kill the moles in the yard or the mice in the closet or the [gulp...] rat in the basement. I really want to help since I am a terrier of sorts, but it's so hard. There's just not enough hours in the day to get my beauty sleep, run around or take a walk, & then go stalk critters for the killing. Plus, if we leave them alone long enough, Big Daddy will get the job done eventually all by himself. He's good like that.

I'm sure my ancestors would be ashamed of my overwhelmingly domestic attitude, but so be it. I would love to have a steak on the otherhand. I should have found his keys in the courtyard that dark night so many moons ago. That would have been easier since they made us stay out there with them while they searched themselves. Oh, well, no use drooling over dropped doughnuts. That's what Big Mama always says.