Yo.......

I just ate the most SPECTACULAR dinner! It was one of my favorite foods - FROMM Surf & Turf. That flavor rocks.... well, so does every other dog food flavor, but you get my point. It is kind of stinky which my humans do not like but i think i will make a purrrr-fume called Eau' De Surf et Turf. (Et means and in francais - french). yesterday, i was very naughty and i chewed through a computer wire!!!! luckily, i didn't get electrocuted. Phewf! my human's friends just got two springer spaniel puppies and i am soooooooooooooooo happy! unfortunetly, they won't let me see the puppies yet because the pups will be too overwhelmed by me..... ;.....( anyways, on a happy note, today i celebrated my 4 month anniversary w/ my owners!!!!!!!!! and tomorrow i will be exactly 6 months old!! yay me!!!!!!!!!! uh oh ~ that means i'm getting neutered soon! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! scary, scary!!!!!!!! oh goodness , i'm going under the knife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! will i survive? my human says yes but i'm not sure.

My Life as I tell It!

I guess I feel like taking a walk in the wild side. I mean most people think I'm a little insane already.... I mean for example, today I played in the backyard and ate a TON of woodchips. Then, when I came inside, I threw up all over the nice crapet. My mom wasn't exactly thrilled. That's ok. I just acted cute and sat in my crate while she cleaned it up. I really have trained my humans to be servants! If I don't get what I want when I want it, well, I don't know.... I guess I get upset! I haven't really crossed the line... maybe... o.k. I mean NEVER in my whole entire lifetime (which isn't very long, really) have I crossed the line. O.K., so maybe that time I dug a whole in the wall counts but.... it was just teensy tiny. really. seriously. c'mon people & canines, you gotta believe me!!! it wasn't that big. it was only slightly gigantic... oops, i let the cat out of the bag. i mean dog. uuuuuuugh! now i just have to figure out how to get some more food. More food. now. MORE!!!! anyways, that is my life as i tell it.

ps- I really should keep up with this diary better. seriously, what was i thinking man?

Meet my Voki!

If you click on this link, you can see a Voki of moi (me). I did not know how to imbed it into my page so I put it right here. I hope you like it! :)

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PS- I am like sooooooooo totally tired cause my owner just took me to the park so je suis (I am) pooped!

HOT DOGS For Breakfast!

Today I got some diced up hot dogs in my breakfast! My owner took out some food from my bowl and added all the yummy hot dog pieces to my food. I gobbled them down in a second! Then, she put the other half of it into my kong toy and hid it. I finally found it under the couch - and I got to chew out all of the remaining hot dog from my breakfast. Then I went for a walk to work off the calories! I even got to play fetch - my favorite game in the world. Well, now I'm going to take a nap. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

-Jordan (the Pathetic Puppy)