February 27th 2008 6:25 am
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She Who Must Be Obeyed is quite an intrrrrepid lass! Ah was most imprrressed last nicht! Ach, 'twas a verrra nice evenin'. Alas, we dinna get ourrr walk. But She Who Must let us oot to rrrrun arroond an' poop. Poor auld Butterrrfly canna mak it oop th' stairs by herrrsel' so She Who Must allus carries herr oop an' plops herrr doon on th' rrretainin' wall t' do herrr business. As she was ascendin', she felt somethin' flop against herrrr ankle an' thought herrr Croc strap had popped off herrr shoe...one o' them ugly Croc shoes what feels so nice but dinna look so good. Anaways, she plopped Butterrrrfly doon an' heard another flop on th' steps. So when she brrrrought th' auld lass doon again, SWM fetched a flashlight an' went lookin'! How many women d'y' know who'd go lookin' ferrr trrrrouble? Well, might be a moot point. But as Ah was sayin', lo and behold, therrre it be! A fat brrrrown n' white snake! Did she scrrream? Ach....nay! She grabbed the pooper scooperrrr....one o' them kind w' a squeeze handle an' jaws on th' end! Ah think that auld snake was wise t' th' plan an' before she could grrab 'im w' those poopy jaws, that snake beat a rrrretrrreat right into th' rock wall...coiled oop in a crrranny. Whew...close call ferrr the fella! Then we all got herrrrded in to bed! Dinna seem t' phase herrr. She ain't afrrraid o' no snake! 'Course if she had jest o' left it all t' mysel', Ah'd have chased that serpent awa' an' Ah dinna need a pooper scooperrr t' do it, neither! Ah'm verrrra good at chasin' undesirables!