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A day in the life of Ishii...

Mom's Holiday Wish

My ma ma is kinda mad at me- I can tell. She really wants one of those long dogs, I think that she calls them doxunds. I don't want one though. I growl at them when they go neat my mom. She is just for me.
My old family was mean to me and she loves me so much- I can't share that with another dog- she'll forget she wants one soon enough. Hmmmmmm.....

The Wedding

My mommy and daddy got me all dressed up and we went downtown and went in this big room full of all my favorite people. I think they called it "married". They say they needed to make an honest dog out of me and that now we are a "legal" family. All I know is that everyone thought I was so cute and lots of people laughed at me. It was cool but then they went away for a week on a "honeymoon"- but that's okay because my uncle came and stayed with me and my favorite dog-walker took me to the dog park. Now mommy and daddy both have MY last name!

Bath Time

Did anyone alert my mommy that I am a dog? And thus, smelling like a dog is not a BAD thing? I am missing something here?
My mom says it's the price I have to pay to sleep in bed- if she really loved me she would also love my natural scent.
The humiliation that is involved in this bath ritual is not okay- there is no escape- I just hope for death and think of the greenie that is coming in the end. There should be a law against baths. And then, when you think it's finally over, out comes the spritz! It is so unnatural for a fine Japanese boy like myself to smell like Lavendar.
Someone save me!