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The Memoirs of Alexander the Great

I'm a Footballer

July 16th 2006 11:21 pm
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Today was a wonderful day for me. First I got to go to my Granny and Papi's house for a slumber party with my best friend, Franklin Frankfurter and his brothers. Franklin and I played a majority of the day until he got tired and ran to his mother. Then I had a nap because the humans were very clumsy and loud when they were washing the dishes and frankly it was stressing me out. When I went to bed my humans went to the store and bought me a new toy! I love new toys! I love old toys. I love all the toys! My humans bought me a football. I was so happy because this toy was just for me. Of course I had to show off infront of my brothers and friends so I grabbed it and ran all around them in circles. It was more fun because they wanted to play with the football too. I cleverly avoided thier attempts to grab it and ran around with it in my mouth and whipped it left to right in front of them. I am such a great footballer, I put Beckham to shame. Nobody could touch me until I finally got tired and flopped on my mumsy but they still didn't get the football and they aren't going to. That baby's mine.


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