Pet-Peeves: She doesn't like that scary Pug in the mirror one bit!
Favorite Toy: The Angry Clucky Chicken Toy
Favorite Food: Juicy chicken treats.
Favorite Walk: To the kitchen where Dad is almost ALWAYS cooking!!
Best Tricks: She learned the doggy door in 2 hours flat, and can sit for a treat.
Arrival Story: My name was Angel when Aunty Louise brought me to the House of Howard Pee for a visit shortly after my half-sister, Winnie Wigglepants, went to the rainbow bridge. She said I was so much like my sister Winnie that she thought I would fit in perfectly. After chasing Howie around the yard a few times and taking his favorite toys from Java, everyone agreed it was a match made in heaven. Mom and Dad still think I"m an angel, but they call me Annie now. Someday I'll have a sufficient "Anniepants" type middle name, but for now my mission is to spread sunshine and bring some puppy cheer to the house of pug in Flower Mound.
Forums Motto: I'm perfect...except for 9 or 10 things!
I love hearing stories about how we found our mommies. I rescued my mommy from a broken heart. One day just a few months ago, I got a telly-gram from heaven. It was from my big sissy Winnie Wiggles and she had just arrived at the Bridge. As soon as I read Wiggley's telly-gram, I knew exactly what needed to be done. I packed my bags and my favorite leopard snuggley pillow and put it into my tiny crate and had my driver (Auntie Louise) take me straightaway to the house of Hounds in Flower Mound.
My name was Angel then. Mommy thought she wasn't ready to open her heart to a new baby girl so soon, but I had my marching orders from Wiggles, and if you ever met my sissy Wiggles, you know that she doesn't take No for an answer! So I pranced and played and waggled my tail and gave my mommy big kisses and wriggled my way right into her heart just like that. *snaps paw toes*
And the rest is history. Now it's my job to wake mommy every morning 2 or 3 times for brekkie time and to give her kisses and jump on her head, just like Sissy Wiggles used to do. Thank goodness for little miracles like us little puggies and snortydogs. What on earth would our mommies do without us?
I’ve got some exciting news!! I am a monkey. I had no idea I was a monkey until my brother, Howard Pee Pugpants, told me this morning. He said he looked it up and not only am I a monkey, I am the President of the Monkey Club. I am so excited!! I have no idea how I became president or even a member of the Monkey Club. He said it musta been my effusive personality.
Java told me once to be careful of anything Howie tells me that sounds slightly off, so I looked up the word “effusive” and it means “bubbley”! What’s not to like about being bubbley?? I think it means happy, and I am just about always happy, most especially when I’ve got my orange hotdog baby nearby. I like to woof to mommy with it in my mouth, I love it so much.
Howie said I should tell all my friends the big Monkey Club news, so I am posting it in my AnnieBlog today. Mommy usually reads these for me before I post them, to make sure I don’t say anything wrong since I am such a little bitty gal. But she has been busy lately getting ready for an art show, so I am just barreling ahead like my big sissy Winnie wudda done and posting it rightaway, as Howie suggested.
*does three cartwheels with the orange hotdog baby in her mouth* Since I am president of the Monkey Club, if anyone wants to join, just let me know. I have an open door policy. No Monkey left behind!! Is my motto as president of the Monkey Club. Spread the word!!!
Thank you for the kisses all my sweet friends. My secretary ERASED my kissing booth today and wiped them all out. Fortunately, I had my coffee this morning so I had jotted down all your little names so thank you for kissies goes to:
Mistah Chu the Eloquent
Bradley the Magnificent
Sophie Amore BFF!!
Raven the Beautiful
Muffin the CuteyGirl
Suzy Que *hee hee*
So if'n anydoggy's got a spare secretary they can bear to part with, I'm puttin mine on ebonebay tonight to see if I can get a couple of stale tortilla chips for her.