Mohawk Time

Oh my oh my where to start we had a busy weekend mom started it all off by thinking I was stinky I kept telling mom it wasn't me it was banjo but she just laughed at me. She took off my collar and then I knew mom meant bizzness so I took off running around the house this is my game when she wants to bathe me, She yells "RED, RED ,BOOGER RED" I go hide on dads bed she gets close every time and then I jump and fly through the air and off I go again she still yelling at me now she yelling "GET YOUR BOOTY HERE RED" BOL she is funny but now she says i'm going to get it, so I get all suds up and all dried out and she reminds me that I am going to get it. Mom said I think its staying warm now, I look at her like what, so you know what mom does??? Mom shaved all my hair and I am thinking well at least I got hair still on my tail and on my head and then guess what?? She started cutting my hair on my head and she started laughing at me she took me to the mirror and she still laughing I looked and started barking who is the strange looking dog in the mirror. OH MY OH MY I DID GET IT yes I got a MOHAWK what in the world was mom thinking??? Dad got home and said that it fit my attitude. I'll show him attitude. BOL
Then my human brother graduated from high school that was fun he has a really nice girlfriend she lets me jump up on her lap and sit there for hours and hours, I like that!!!
My furless sister came over but I swear she had some of my hair on her head. I even sniffed at it and mom said RED its just a hat, I thought NO WAY its my HAIR so I jumped up and sissies lap and when she turned away and started talking to mom yep I did it I took off with my hair I ran all over the yard with, now sissy is yelling at me mom is laughing dad don't know what to think he said we all were crazy. Sissy got my hair back and we took pictures together. I had a fun weekend even though I got a mohawk BOL