Leaves are my new friends!

I LOVE leaves! They are covering our neighborhood and I sniff through them when we walk. The best part is that mommy cannot see what good things I am sniffing out under the leaves. I have gotten to eat so many ground treats before mommy can get to me, it's great!!!

Too many ow-ees.

Today my mommy took me for a ride in the car and we left my brother at home. We ended up at this place where there were other dogs and cats. Then strange people violated my space by groping me all over and then taking blood. I got a bandage BUT thentheystuckmethreetimeswithshots!!!! I got treats, liver treats, BUTHEYSTUCKMEFOURTIMESWITHANEEDLE!!!

I licked my bandage all the way home. Some trip that was. I don't think I will obey any commands today.

My new kennel

My mommies got us a brand new kennel that all four of us sleep in. It is great! There is a king size bed, toys, and food for everybody in it. I love it.
Every morning that we are in it I like to dance and roll around for everybody to see.
I do not like for anything or person to get near it. I saw those leaves! I growled and growled at them but they wouldn't stop going by the window.
This is MY family's kennel and I am going to keep it that way!

Everybody Poops

I don't know why my mommies pick up my poop everytime I go. I think they have a secret collection. They are just trying to get the best specimen.
They pick up Zeb's poo too. I poop three times a day, you would think that they get enough from me but nooooooo.
We are even outside! How are other dogs going to know that I was there if I don't leave a yard gift?
Hmmph.

Things I found on the floor today:

A dry spaghetti stick from when it fell out of the box last night
A blueberry that mommy threw on the floor for me
A piece of cheese, again, an act of mommy.

Things I ate off of the floor today:
All of the above!

New sights and smells!!!

My brother smells, the bugs smell him, my mommies smell him, and I SMELL him. However, his smell is not a new smell that I mentioned in the subject line, it is a very old, old smell. An old smell, but a smell that tells me I'm with my brother, a smell of security.
I went on a trip!!! I guarded our camper ferociously! I made sure that any dog walking by knew that it was MY family's camper and they were not invited to sniff around it. My brother was my assistant.
I love the new camper, it is big enough for my family and the bed is huge! In the mornings I like to run around in circles bouncing off of everybody. This is the most fun at 4 in the morning! It's my happy time!
To celebrate my mornings with my family, I like to run in circles while bucking like a bronco. Then I bounce off of everybody intermittently giving kissy attacks until everybody is up. When everybody is up I stretch out on my back to get a body massage and smile REALLY big. You know what they say, you can't get service without a smile.
Then I have to REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, pee!

New duds!

Today my brother went to doggy daycare.
I stayed at home because I am still afraid of the big bad world. I am afraid of the housekeeper. Today I hid in the bedroom, then on the couch, then in the bathroom, and finally in the office.
I have been successfully going to the bathroom outside and my mommies are afraid to upset my routine. They told me that I will eventually go to daycare.
Later after the housekeeper left I got a new coat and hat. I'm ready to go to church!!! I actually think I look like Barbra Streisand in Funny Girl.
I am going tonight with my mommies to pick up Zebedee from daycare. I hope it is nice. I am waiting to see what he says about it. I plan to give it a good sniff around to see if it is okay for a visit.

Don't you pick on my brother!!!

I saw mommy try and trim Zebee's paw hair when he didn't want to. I thought I should step in and save him so I went for the hand. Mommy looked surprised but continued to try and groom his paws. I felt helpless so I just stuck next to Zebee and tried to offer moral support.
Hmmmph, try and pick on my brother, well, there's more where that came from sister!!!

Snow storm!!!

OHMYDOGOHMYDOGOHMYDOG!!!!!!!
What'll I do?!!!!
Oh yeah, what' s that saying? "When in doubt, poop and you will feel better."

I am the Naughty Nudel!!!

I have learned a new fun game. While someone is getting dressed I tear the clothing out of their hands and run off.
I am hoping that this will prevent my mommies from leaving the house.
I also learned that not only do I like laying on memory foam but that I LOVE to tear hunks out of memory foam, the web says " The proprietary formula is a trade secret known only to a handful of individuals. Authentic material is only made in production facilities using our proprietary formula and manufacturing process and is used exclusively in branded products including mattresses and pillows." I bet that swedish scientist didn't think it was like tearing off pieces of bread from a loaf when he engineered this mattress! SOOOOOOOO much fun!
I like variety so I like to alternate between tearing the memory foam, snagging the upholstery, pulling my mommies' clothes away from them, or pulling dirty laundry out of the hamper and dragging it into the living room.

The crazy thing is that I STILL get my bison bone to chew! What a life!