June 27th 2008 2:16 pm
Wow, der iz dis new fing outside now. Dey are called skeetos, an dey BITE! I fawt dat ta winter wuz bad wif da cold an da snow, but dese fings are NASTEE!
When I go ouside to do my bizness, dey all fly round me. Mommy sez dey are tryin to suck my blood! Dat iz sooo gross! Dey fly all round my head an dey make dis annoying buzzing sound.
Mommy starts slappin at herself an flappin her handz at me. Den, she tellz me ta hurry up. I iz TRYIN! It iz hard to do a squatter when der iz skeetos bitin yer butt!
Mommy gets dese bumps all ober dat iz itchy from da skeeters. Dey make her crankee. It doezn't take much rite now doh to make her crankee, wut wif da fun guyz we gotz an all dat.
Oooh! Mommy boughted me 2 new shirtz frum Tar-jey. She sez dat iz French for dollar isle. Anyway, dey are pritty cool. Cept, she sez I cannot wear dem till da fun guyz are gone. Bummer!
Speakin ub, I gotted a NUDDER baf. I fink all da medicines an stuff iz werkin, doh. My tummy iz not az red az it wuz afore. An my hooman brudders feetz are lookin bedder too, mommy sez. Mommy sez I gotz a liddle more den a week left. Den no more spray, an no more bafs, an no more cheeze wif medicine in it.
I fink I will miss da cheeze, doh.
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