Memoirs of a Goofball

I hate da wermies June 25th 2008 2:41 pm So, I hab had dese wermies for a coupla dayz now, an dey suck! Dey are not fun guyz at all. Mommy founded out dat my hooman brudder gots fun guyz too! He haz gotted sumpin called aflete's foot. Mommy sez it iz da same fun guyz dat I got. Cept, my brudder iz not an aflete or nuttin. Dis iz all so confusing... Any way, when mommy founded dis out, she went CRAZEE! So, las nite she gotted sum stinky stuff an she cleaned da floor. Sumpin called pine sol, cuz dat stuff iz posed ta kill da fun guyz. I didn't fink mommy wud murder dem guyz! Den she washed all da bed stuff. Den she scrubbded da shower. Den she sprayed Lie sol all ober eberyfing. Den, I gotted my cheeze wif da pill in it and mommy sprayed my belly wif da medicinez. I hate dat stuff. I try to squirm away when she sprayz me, but mommy iz bigger an she winz. DEN, brudder gotted medicine on his feetz an den he hadda wear sox all nite. He didn't get any cheeze, doh. Mommy sez dat da spray medicines iz makin me greasy, an dat I iz gonna hab ANUDDER baf tonite. Now, THREE bafs! Dis iz jest too much! I can't wait for dese fun guyz to go away!

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