June 18th 2008 8:26 am
So, yesserday after werk, daddy sed dat I cud not sleep wif him dat nite. He sed it wuz cuz I kepted him awake. An dat I licked hiz pillow an made it all soggy, den daddy wud put his head on da soggy part, and he doezn't like dat. Well, I REALLY wanted to sleep wif my mommy an daddy agin, so I knewed I wud hafta werk berry hard to change hiz mind.
First, I stucked by him all nite. I satted in hiz lap an on his shoulderz. Eben when mommy gotted up, I didn't follow her. I didn't eben sit in her lap AT ALL! (sorry mommy)
Den, when it gotted closer to bed time, I started gibin daddy "da look". He can't resist. I gotted to sleep wif dem again.
Den, dis morning, it wuz time to wake up. I wented by mommy an started lickin her face. She tolded me to go lay down. But, den da radio fingy started makin music. Dat iz wut I wuz tryin ta tell her! It wuz time to get up!
I wuz berry gud last nite. So, I fink dat mebbe I can sleep wif da hoomans ebery nite.
OOOOH! I founded sumpin in da garbage in da bafroom dat wuz DEE-LISH-US! It tasted like one ub my berry favorite fings. EAR! Mommy sez it iz called a Q-Tip. Yummy! But, ub course, she tooked it away frum me a frewed it away.
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