Memoirs of a Goofball

No brudder rite now, an companiez iz gone


June 14th 2008 5:09 pm

Well, I iz not gonna git a frenchie brudder. Daddy sed he wuz too spensive. An da hoomans iz goin on bacation later in da summer, so he sed now wud not be a gud time.

Mommy sawed a breeder on da puter dat breeds puggiez. She iz spectin to hab puglets in Aug. Da mommy iz a black puggy, so dey wud prolly hab sum black puglets, wut iz wut mommy wants. Daddy sed dat mommy cud email dat lady too so dat she cud email us when she haz da puglets. So I mite still get a brudder, but not for a while.

Roxie wented home. I miss her! I don't miss her playin wif my toyz doh. Or takin foreber to go potty. Or stealin mommiez lap. Or eatin fudz dat I want. But, I still miss her. I iz sittin in mommy's lap rite now an cryin a liddle. Daddy sed we can hab her ober on da weekendz sum time jest to play. Dat will be nice. An gramma sez I can come ober in da summer when my hooman brudder goez ober der sumtimes. But, I miss her now!

OK, guyz, I need sum help. At nite, we haz bin habbin dese brite flashes ub lite, den da hole ground rumbles. It iz scarin me! I start to howl until mommy an daddy let me in der room. Den I go under da covers an fall asleep. Mommy sed dat it iz nuffin ta be scared ub, but I still am. Wut can I do so I iz not so fraid?

Wow! It haz bin a buzy week!

 

Bruce


 

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