July 1st 2008 2:11 pm
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So, dis mornin mommy tooked me outside an I had da squirtz. Mommy thawt dat it mite be acuz ub my medicine. So, she tolded daddy dat she wuz gonna stop at da grow-sharee store on da way home an getz me sum yo-gerts.
Den daddy sed to her, "So you don't fink it haz anyfing ta do wif da pancake, sausages, an da 2 plates of see-rup dat he ated las nite?"
Mommy sez dat she iz still gonna get da yo-gertz, jest in case.
Dose pancakes were shore gud. Dey waz all soggy an dey hadded dese blew-berriez in dem dat wuz yummy. An da sausagez waz gud too. An den dere wuz dis sticky stuffs all ober da platez dat I gotted to lick up. Dat wuz da see-rups, an it wuz DEEE-LISH-US!
Dis mornin I had udder potty problemz too. First fing, mommy tookded me ouside. I wuz tryin ta walk ober by da woodz where I usually go pottiez. But, I hadda go BERRY bad! So I stopped on da sidewalk an started ta piddle. Mommy sed to "Stop dat! Go on da grass!" so I tried to walk ober to da grass. Cept I cudn't stop piddlin. So I wuz waddlin az fast az I cud an piddlin at da same time. By da time I gotted to da grass, I wuz all done!
Mommy hadda go ouside wif sum water an wash da pee pee off da sidewalk.
OOOH! I got a NUDDER potty story frum da udder day! I hab decided dat I will start liftin my leg to piddle. After I sawed dat manly pug do dat head stand to pee, it 'spired me. Cept, it iz a lot ub werk, so I don't usually lift it berry much.
So, den da udder day, I wuzn't payin much tension to my leg liftin, an I lifted...my FRONT leg! OH! I felted so stoopid.
Anway, I fink dat iz all da potty storiez I got for now!
June 30th 2008 5:11 am
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Yesserday, da hoomans wented out. When dey camed back, dey had gotted me a prezent! It iz dis stool fingy dat wut you putz yore fud bowlz in. Dis way, I do not eben haf to bend down to eat!
Zoe rilly likez it. She standz on it an drinkz da water. An sumtimez she plays wif da water too. She haz her own water in her room dat I can't get to, but she only makes a mess wif my water. Dis mornin, she putted her feet in it an started splashin a round. Mommy sed we should haf gotted her a fud stool too, since she likez it so much!
So, I iz still on da medicines. Cept, now, it iz startin to upset da tummy jest a liddle. I still gotz one more week. Mommy finks dat mebbe I shud haf some yogert or sumpfin wif da medicines ta help my tummy.
Mommy sez she iz sick an tired of my tummy always bein greazy. She wonderz why da spray iz soo greazy. Da stuff dat dey gotted for my brudder iz not. If I sitz on her lap, I leaf a greazy spot on her clothes.
Well, it iz time to go back in jail.
June 27th 2008 2:16 pm
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Wow, der iz dis new fing outside now. Dey are called skeetos, an dey BITE! I fawt dat ta winter wuz bad wif da cold an da snow, but dese fings are NASTEE!
When I go ouside to do my bizness, dey all fly round me. Mommy sez dey are tryin to suck my blood! Dat iz sooo gross! Dey fly all round my head an dey make dis annoying buzzing sound.
Mommy starts slappin at herself an flappin her handz at me. Den, she tellz me ta hurry up. I iz TRYIN! It iz hard to do a squatter when der iz skeetos bitin yer butt!
Mommy gets dese bumps all ober dat iz itchy from da skeeters. Dey make her crankee. It doezn't take much rite now doh to make her crankee, wut wif da fun guyz we gotz an all dat.
Oooh! Mommy boughted me 2 new shirtz frum Tar-jey. She sez dat iz French for dollar isle. Anyway, dey are pritty cool. Cept, she sez I cannot wear dem till da fun guyz are gone. Bummer!
Speakin ub, I gotted a NUDDER baf. I fink all da medicines an stuff iz werkin, doh. My tummy iz not az red az it wuz afore. An my hooman brudders feetz are lookin bedder too, mommy sez. Mommy sez I gotz a liddle more den a week left. Den no more spray, an no more bafs, an no more cheeze wif medicine in it.
I fink I will miss da cheeze, doh.
June 25th 2008 2:41 pm
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So, I hab had dese wermies for a coupla dayz now, an dey suck! Dey are not fun guyz at all.
Mommy founded out dat my hooman brudder gots fun guyz too! He haz gotted sumpin called aflete's foot. Mommy sez it iz da same fun guyz dat I got. Cept, my brudder iz not an aflete or nuttin. Dis iz all so confusing...
Any way, when mommy founded dis out, she went CRAZEE! So, las nite she gotted sum stinky stuff an she cleaned da floor. Sumpin called pine sol, cuz dat stuff iz posed ta kill da fun guyz. I didn't fink mommy wud murder dem guyz! Den she washed all da bed stuff. Den she scrubbded da shower. Den she sprayed Lie sol all ober eberyfing.
Den, I gotted my cheeze wif da pill in it and mommy sprayed my belly wif da medicinez. I hate dat stuff. I try to squirm away when she sprayz me, but mommy iz bigger an she winz.
DEN, brudder gotted medicine on his feetz an den he hadda wear sox all nite. He didn't get any cheeze, doh.
Mommy sez dat da spray medicines iz makin me greasy, an dat I iz gonna hab ANUDDER baf tonite. Now, THREE bafs! Dis iz jest too much!
I can't wait for dese fun guyz to go away!
June 23rd 2008 5:26 pm
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Yup, da vet guy sez he finks I got ring wermies. He dided a test dat iz gonna take 4 dayz, but he is pritty shur it iz ring wermies. He sez dat it iz not rilly wermies but dat I am a fun guy. Or I gots fun guyz. Or sumpin like dat.
All I knowz iz dat I just gotted a bath yesserday, an I jest gotted a nudder one tonite. Dat iz not fair! An dis soap smelled BAD!
An I gotted medicines in my cheeze. I knewed it wuz in der, but I like cheeze, so it wuz OK. I also gotz stuff dat mommy sprayz on my tummy.
An I am not posed ta play wif Zoe. Or go on da furniture. Specially da bed. An mommy'z washin ebery fing. She doez not seem berry happy. AN ebery time sumone touches me, dey quick go an wash dere handz.
Daddy sez dat dis fun guy is spensive. Mommy sez it'z a pain. I don't fink it iz a fun guy at ALL!
June 23rd 2008 1:31 pm
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Mommy sez I gotsta go to da vet guy today. Sumpin bout lemons. No, wait..limes. Yeah, sumpin bout limes. I dunno wut she iz talkin bout. I had not seed any fruitz. B'leive me, if der wuz fudz around, I wud know bout it.
All I gotz iz dese 2 red circles on my tummy. Dey do not look like fruitz to me, but mommy sez da vet guy haz to look at dem to see if dey are limez. She also sed sumpin bout ring wermies. I habn't seed no wermies eeder.
I fink mommy iz seein fings. I hope da vet guy doez not cut off any more of my partz dis time! An, I hope I do not gotz limes or wermies.
June 20th 2008 2:50 pm
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Da udder day, I hadda couple minutes to myself. Daddy wuz in da shower, an mommy wuz on da puter. Mommy missed da hamper when she frewed da dirty clothes in der, so I wuz n-joyin myself sum unerwearz!
Daddy wented in da living room an called my name. I camed runnin out an...
I wuz wearin da unerwearz!!! I had gotted dem wrapped round me frum my chest to my hiney. Daddy laffed pritty hard. Mommy tooked dem off of me doh. An dis time, she did not miss da hamper. Nuts!
I gots a new game! Mommy bounces my blue bouncy ball on da ground. When it bounces ober by me an iz in da air, I jump up an bounce it off ub my nose to mommy. Den she catches it, an we do it all ober agin. It iz a lot ub fun.
I also learnded a new trick. Mommy sez shake, an I put my foot in her hand. It iz a dum trick, but it makes mommy happee an she gibs me treatz.
June 18th 2008 8:26 am
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So, yesserday after werk, daddy sed dat I cud not sleep wif him dat nite. He sed it wuz cuz I kepted him awake. An dat I licked hiz pillow an made it all soggy, den daddy wud put his head on da soggy part, and he doezn't like dat. Well, I REALLY wanted to sleep wif my mommy an daddy agin, so I knewed I wud hafta werk berry hard to change hiz mind.
First, I stucked by him all nite. I satted in hiz lap an on his shoulderz. Eben when mommy gotted up, I didn't follow her. I didn't eben sit in her lap AT ALL! (sorry mommy)
Den, when it gotted closer to bed time, I started gibin daddy "da look". He can't resist. I gotted to sleep wif dem again.
Den, dis morning, it wuz time to wake up. I wented by mommy an started lickin her face. She tolded me to go lay down. But, den da radio fingy started makin music. Dat iz wut I wuz tryin ta tell her! It wuz time to get up!
I wuz berry gud last nite. So, I fink dat mebbe I can sleep wif da hoomans ebery nite.
OOOOH! I founded sumpin in da garbage in da bafroom dat wuz DEE-LISH-US! It tasted like one ub my berry favorite fings. EAR! Mommy sez it iz called a Q-Tip. Yummy! But, ub course, she tooked it away frum me a frewed it away.
June 17th 2008 4:57 am
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So, I figured out how ta get ta sleep wif mommy an daddy. It iz berry eazy, I don't know why I didn't fink ub it sooner!
Ya jest gotta bark at nite! Yep, dat iz it. You do not eben gotta bark lots, jest enuf so da mommy an daddy hear you. Den dey gets up an letz you outta yore bed and letz you sleep wif dem.
After a couple ub nites, dey don't eben put you in yore own bed anymore, dey jest let you go rite in dere room wif dem. Cept, once dis happens, you gotta STOP BARKIN!!! If you keeps barkin in der room, den you will jest getted yelled at an maybe putted back in yore bed.
Sleepin wif da hoomans iz pretty awesum. Dey gotted blanketz. I lub da blanketz! I go in da bed an wiggle under da blankets. Den I go to da bottom ub da bed an sleep. I gotted dis trick from Zoe. She doez da same fing when she sleeps wif da hoomans. She doez not get to berry offen, cuz she likes ta play at nite an dat keeps da fambly awake.
Oh, yeah, I still miss Mister Ray, but now I gotz Mister Fish. He iz a lot like Mister Ray. He iz big an squishy an he gotz a squeeker dat goez HONK HONK. He iz not quite da same doh, nuffin will ever replace Mister Ray, but Mister Fish iz close.
June 14th 2008 5:09 pm
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Well, I iz not gonna git a frenchie brudder. Daddy sed he wuz too spensive. An da hoomans iz goin on bacation later in da summer, so he sed now wud not be a gud time.
Mommy sawed a breeder on da puter dat breeds puggiez. She iz spectin to hab puglets in Aug. Da mommy iz a black puggy, so dey wud prolly hab sum black puglets, wut iz wut mommy wants. Daddy sed dat mommy cud email dat lady too so dat she cud email us when she haz da puglets. So I mite still get a brudder, but not for a while.
Roxie wented home. I miss her! I don't miss her playin wif my toyz doh. Or takin foreber to go potty. Or stealin mommiez lap. Or eatin fudz dat I want. But, I still miss her. I iz sittin in mommy's lap rite now an cryin a liddle. Daddy sed we can hab her ober on da weekendz sum time jest to play. Dat will be nice. An gramma sez I can come ober in da summer when my hooman brudder goez ober der sumtimes. But, I miss her now!
OK, guyz, I need sum help. At nite, we haz bin habbin dese brite flashes ub lite, den da hole ground rumbles. It iz scarin me! I start to howl until mommy an daddy let me in der room. Den I go under da covers an fall asleep. Mommy sed dat it iz nuffin ta be scared ub, but I still am. Wut can I do so I iz not so fraid?
Wow! It haz bin a buzy week!
June 10th 2008 1:41 pm
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So, da mommy wuz checkin on da puter at da place where dey gotted me. She haz bin checkin ebery day cuz dey had sum puppiez las month an she wuz waitin for dem to put da piktures up.
Well, dey putted dem up. Dey gotz tree liddle frenchies on der. All boyz. An two ub dem are da color dat daddy wantz. So, mommy sended daddy da pikturez ta look at. Den she waited.
Den daddy called an tode mommy ta call da breeder guy for sum more informationz on da babiez!!!
I fink it'z cuz me an Zoe hab bin so gud wif da companiez. No fightin or nuttin. An after only a coupla dayz, ebery body iz gettin along jest great. So daddy finks dat MAYBE we cud haves anudder doggie.
Mommy keeps 'minding me dat diz doezn't mean dat I iz gettin a brudder. But still... I cud maybe be gettin a brudder! I iz so 'cited! I can't wait for da breeder guy ta call back!!!
So, cross yore paws, cross yore eyez, cross anyfing dat yuse gotz for me to get a brudder!
June 9th 2008 10:14 am
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So, Roxie haz bin ober fer a coupla dayz now. It'z ok. Der are sum gud tings, an sum bad tings.
A gud ting iz dat I gots a nudder doggie ta play wif. Da bad ting iz dat she doezn't wanna play wif me.
A nudder gud ting iz dat I gots someone ta keep me companiez when I goez outside ta potty. Da bad ting iz dat she taked FOREBER! An it'z bin raining lots. I run ouside an puts myself MOSTLY in da grass, jest far enuf so I don't pees on da sidewalk. Den I goez. Den I wantz ta go back inside. But, Roxie waddles ober to da grass. Finds herself da perfect spot an dribbles. Den she waddles sumwhere else, an dribbles agin. Den anudder spot, den anudder. 4 TIMES she gotsta go! By da time she iz done, we iz all drippen wet.
A gud ting iz dat if sumone haz an accident in da house, mommy an daddy don't know who it iz, so NOONE getz in trouble. Nuffin bad wif dat one!
Anudder gud fing dat wut happened... It haz bin rainin LOTS, an las nite der wuz brite lites an loud noizes. I gotted a liddle scared. So I started howlin. Mommy camed an gotted me outta my crate. I ranned into her bedroom an started diggin in da covers so I cud go under dem. Daddy sed I cud sleep wif dem, but dat mommy had to dry me off first.
So, me an mommy wented in da bafroom an mommy used da hairdryer on me. Normly, I don't let her, but I did dis time. Den, wen I wuz all dry, I gotted to sleep all nite wif mommy an daddy. Under da covers. It wuz GREAT! An jest ta show den dat I cud be a gud boy in der wif dem, I didn't chewz on nuffin, or haz any accidents, or eben move berry much. I sure hope I gets ta sleep wif dem again!
June 6th 2008 5:11 am
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I is habin companies today, an dey iz gonna stay fer a while!
Da first companiez iz called Rosie, an she iz a parrot. Zoe sez dat she haz met Rosie afore. She sez dat Rosie haz gots a crate too, but it iz up on legs. She sez da part I will like da best, doh, iz dat Rosie...FROWS FUDZ OUTA HER CRATE!!! Woot woot! I iz so cited! Zoe sez dat dere will be fudz all ober da floor!
Da second companiez is really da best. Her name is Roxie an she iz a schnoodle! Dat iz right, I iz habin doggie companiez! Da companiez are comin ober tonite an will be here for like a hole week! I can't wait.
I hab met Roxie afore. She didn't like me too much. But I wuz jumpin all ober her an stuff. I wuz jest a baby back den. Dis time, I fink I will take it a liddle eazy wif da poor gurl.
Zoe is not az cited bout da companiez az me. She doezn't mind Rosie, eben doh mommy an daddy didn't like it AT ALL when she gotted too close or climbed up on da crate. But, she rilly doezn't like Roxie. She sez I haz growed on her since she haz knowed me since I wuz a baby, but dis udder dog she doezn't like so much. Zoe sez when Roxie comes ober dat she iz gonna fluff herself up berry big an mebbe hiss once or twice (she NEBER hisses at me) jest so Roxie knowez ta leab her alone.
But, it iz gonna be a very citing week round here. Mommy an daddy must be so happy!
June 4th 2008 10:19 am
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Dis mornin wuz berry sad fer me. Mommy cud tell dat sumpin wuz botherin me. At firs, she fawt dat I had mebbe pooped in da house agin. I had da same look az when I iz nawty.
But, der wuz no poop. It wuz sumpin different. It wuz poor Mister Ray.
Mister Ray wuz a gud toy. He wuz big and squishy an he had a squeeker dat wut went HONK HONK. Until I broked da squeeker. But he wuz still squishy an lotz ub fun ta frow around.
Dis mornin, poor Mister Ray got a hole in him. I tried ta hide him so mommy wudn't see. But, she sawed da stuffins ebery where.
She frewed poor Mister Ray away.
I wuz der for him until da berry last. I walked wif mommy to da garbage, an I cried a liddle az he went away.
Mister Ray, mebbe, sumday, I will seez you at da bridge. I will miss you.
June 3rd 2008 2:24 pm
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Last nite, I ate a E-racer. I don't know wut zactly dat iz, but it tasted ok. Kinda chewy, but not quite az chewy az gumz. Da taste iz kinna like one ub dem rubber boniez. It gotted tooked from me, doh, and frowed away.
Mommy haz GOTZ ta stop doin dat! I jest mite haf ta poop in da house again if she keeps frowin out my fudz! She did gib me sum ub my treatz later doh, so I guess it wuz ok.
Did I tell you how I 'tected my fambly frum da ducks an a skunk!? I DID!
Der wuz all sortza noize goin on, lotsa quackin an stuffs, so I started barkin. REALLY barkin. WOOF WOOF kinna barkin, not uf uf kind. Daddy camed ober ta see wut da commotion wuz for. Den He heard da quackin. He fawt dat mebbe a duck had gotted in da garage. Daddy iz dum. How wud a duck get in da garage? Da duck wuz ouside da window, an der wuz more den one.
Daddy gotted mommy an dey looked ouside. Den dey saw FREE ducks fightin wif a skunk! Daddy made lotsa noize an den da ducks flewed away. Don't know wut happened wif da skunk. Daddy sez we are lucky da skunk didn't make a stinky. Well, I tooked care ub dat later when I pooped in da house.
Anyway, doezn't dat sound like it wuz a citing morning!?
June 2nd 2008 10:06 am
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Dis mornin, I wuz bad boy, but it wuz all mommy'z fault!
Las nite I wuz sleepin on da couch. I wuz sleepin on my back, squished tween mommy an daddy, wif my eyez part open. I must hab looked pritty silly cuz mommy an daddy wuz talkin bout me.
Den, daddy sed sumpin how I hab bin a gud boy, den mommy sed sumpin bout no accidentz in da house in a berry long time. Daddy tried ta shush her, but it wuz too late. I heard her.
So, dis mornin, I HAD to poop in da house. I jest HAD to! I putted it right by mommy's bedroom door, so she wud see it.
Daddy sawed it firs. He wuz laffin pritty hard. Den he wented in da bedroom an shutted da door. He told mommy she had ta see dis. Den, he flungded da door open.
TA DA!
POOP!
Dat mommy, she gotsta learn ta keep her big mouf shut!
June 1st 2008 5:23 pm
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Today I tooked a walk wif mommy, an I met a puggie! He wuz berry nice an we had a gud sniff ub each udder. After a coupla minutes, doh, mommy made me leab him an walk sum more.
I tooked one last look at him az he walked away, an he wuz da manlyest pug I hab eber sawed!
When I pee, I iz kinda a squatter. I hab neber bin much ub a leg lifting kinda guy. Too much work, ya know. Sumtimez I will pick up one ub my feet, but I don't really LIFT it, ya know. I jest stand on free legz for a second.
But dis guy, I sawed him lift hiz leg. But, it wuzn't jest liftin hiz leg. He wuz almost like an acro-bat. He lifted it way up ober hiz head. Hiz leg wuz so high, he looked like he wuz standin on hiz head!
Sum day, mebbe I will grow up ta be a manly guy like him...
May 30th 2008 10:07 am
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Dis mornin, I wanted ta go fer a walk.
I tode mommy. First, I whined until she looked at me. Den, I wented ober by da table dat haz got my leash an my walkin backpack. Den I bounced around on my back legs. Den I did it all ober again jest to make sure she unnerstood.
She tode me we cudn't go! She sed it looked like it mite rain again an dat der wuz lotsa wormies all ober.
I didn't fink dat wuz a berry gud reason! So, I waited until she wuzn't lookin an I wented in her purse. (She shud really put dat fing sumwhere dat I can't get to it!) I tooked out her chapstick an went an hid.
I ated it. Yes I sure did! Serves her right for not takin me for my walk!
May 29th 2008 2:36 pm
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I founded a new way ta drink water.
First, I sticks my face in da bowl an slurps like crazy.
Den, I get one last, big mouf full ub water. BUT, I don't swallows it.
Den, I walk away from da bowl. Az I iz walkin away, I letz all da water in my mouf come out and go all ober da floor.
It'z a lot ub fun an ebery body shud try it!
May 28th 2008 10:15 am
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Mommy boughted me a hat. I hab neber hadda hat afore, an I don't fink I like it berry much. Mommy seemed like she really wanted me ta wear it doh, so I kepted it on long enough for her ta get some piktures. I will put dem up later, maybe. I look pretty silly. Da hat is kinda too big for my head.
Daddy told mommy ta leab da poor dog alone. But, its ok, mommy gaved me lotsa treats after. But, I wonder why dey neber put clothes on Zoe?
May 27th 2008 10:09 am
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Dis weekend we wuz all sleepin berry late. Den my hooman brudder got up and tooked me ouside ta do my bizness.
When I camed back in, I wented ober to mommy an daddy's room. On da weekendz I go in der an wake dem up.
So, I wented to da bedroom door, but it wuz only open a liddle bit. So I cried. Daddy sed, "C'mon in Bruce" but da door! It wuz only open a liddle an I wuzn't sure if I was 'lowed ta open it more. So I cried sum more. Daddy called me again, an I cried an cried an cried. I didn't know wut to do. I didn't wanna be a "bad boy" but daddy wuz callin!
So, finley, daddy gotted outta bed an he opened da door sum more. Den I ran in an gaved dem lotsa kisses!
May 21st 2008 10:13 am
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Well, nuttin much haz bin happenin.
Monday mornin, mommy woked me up an tooked me ouside for my mornin constitutional. Den I camed inside an ated my breakfast. Den, I wented back in my crate an went back ta sleep. For a coupla minutes, da fambly cudn't find me cuz I don't usually put myself in my crate like dat. But, it wuz Monday an I wuz draggin. Mommy sed she knewed ZACTLY how I felt.
Da fambly iz not leabin fudz around like dey uzed ta. I haben't bin able ta find nuttin gud ta eat! I stucked my head in mommy's purse lookin for sum gumz, but mommy founded me wif my head in der and tooked da purse away. So, no gumz.
Yesserday, der wuz sum french fries. Daddy gaved me a couple. Der wuz still a whole plate ub dem left doh. I stared at dem berry hard so daddy wud notice and gib dem to me, but he didn't. Dey frowed dem away. I still don't unnerstand why dey do dat. I wud eat dem...
I iz back ta eatin my Canidae fudz. Dey tried gibin me Wellness, but it gaved me da squirts. Dats OK, I like da Canidae.
So, really dat iz all dat haz bin happinin.
May 17th 2008 4:24 pm
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So, recently, I haz bin goin round da house an tryin to eat sum different tings. I hab tried ta eat a table an a cord and I hab succesfully eated a pack ub gum an sum popcornz.
Well, las nite I tried sumpin new, an I gotted in LOTS ub trouble for it. I tried...chocolate.
I wuz in my hooman brudders room an he had a bag ub dis chocolate stuffs on hiz table. Da chocolate wuz wrapped up in pretty foilz and looked like moniez.
I gotted up on da table, an I helped myself to one ub dem. My mommy called my name, cept I didn't go by her. So, she camed in to see me an she sawed da foilz on da floor. I had done a pritty gud job ub suckin all da chocolates outta da foilz, but she still knewed dat dey wuz chocolate foilz.
Mommy gotted berry mad, and she seemed worried too. She wented on da puter an wuz lookin up stuffs. She sed dat chocolate wuz poizen.
Well, turnz out dat I wuzn't poizened. For da kind ub chocolate I ated, it iz poizen if you eatz one ounce for ebery one pound ub heavy you are. I iz 18 poundz, so I wud need to eat 18 ounces ub chocolate. I only had da one liddle piece, so I wuz ok.
My fambly doezn't know wut haz gotten into me. I uzed ta be a gud boy, now I iz eatin eberyting!
An wut makes dem eben more confuzed iz dat dey gotted me a new kind ub fudz, an it gaved me BAD fartz an when I wented potty, well, it wuzn't pritty. But, if I eatz junkz I find on da floor, an chocolates, an popcorns, my tummy iz fine!
So, all ub da stuffs dat iz on tablez I kin reach iz gone. An I iz not allowed ta be outta da fambly's site anymore. An dey frowed da chocolates away.
May 15th 2008 10:39 am
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Wow! I founded a treat in mommy's purse dis mornin! I stucked my noze in der an sumpin smelled pretty gud, so I tooked it out. It wuz kinna chewy an minty. It comez in dis paper stuffs too, an I like to eat paper, so it iz da bestest treat!
Mommy callez it "gum". I ated bout haf ub da gumz an den daddy founded me. He tooked da gumz away. He putted dem on da coffee table, so I jest waited til I wuz alone an I tooked dem again.
Dis time, I tooked da gumz into a nudder room so dat nobody cud see me eatin it. I ated a bunch more pieces afore mommy founded me. I quick swallowed da piece wut wuz in my mouf afore mommy cud take it out.
Can you beleive dat?!? Dat Mommy always tries to take da berry gud stuffs I find outta my mouf. Like da gumz an grass an leafs an stuff. Dat izn't fair, I say. I don't take fudz outta HER mouf!
Anyway, da gumz iz in da garbage now. I still can't believe dat dey frow gud fudz like dat away! But now I know dat if I iz hungry, to look in mommy's purse!
May 12th 2008 10:10 am
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Dis weekend wuz a pretty normal weekend round here. Sadurday wuz nuffin special, but der wuz a coupla fings dat happened on Sunday dat I will tell you about.
Da first ting, wuz dat I had GAS! Berry, berry bad gas. It felt like fire wuz shootin outta my behind. Da whole fambly wuz dyin. Nobody wanted to be by me. Mommy finley lighted a candle, cept she sed she wuz afraid dat da gas would lite up and 'splode da whole house! Dat did not happen doh. Daddy sez it'z cuz I iz switchin fudz again. Mommy sez she iz not so sure dat she likes dis new fud.
Da second fing wut happened...Mommy wuz lookin in da fridgerator. Dat iz where dey keeps fudz, so ub course I went ober by her. Cept, she didn't see me. She turned around, an I wuz right under her feet. She quick stepped ober me, but den I wuz under her udder foot, so she tried steepin wif dat foot too. Da ting iz, hoomans can't have 2 feets off da ground at da same time.
She felled. Hard. She splatted right on her belly. Well, I tink her kneez an her handz hitted first.
Luckily, I ranned az fast az I cud and I didn't get landed on.
I guess yesserday wuz mommy'z day. I gaved her 2 presents den. Pretty gas to smell, an bruises all ober.
May 7th 2008 2:46 pm
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Dis mornin da fambly wuz gettin ready to leave, so no-one wuz payin much tension to me. I sawed sumpin on da coffee table an it hadda gud smell. So I went on da coffe table an gaved it a gud sniff. It smelled WONDERFUL!
I couldn't resist. I knew I wuzn't posed ta be on da coffee table, an I hadda feelin dat I wuzn't posed to hab dis bag of stuffs. I knewed I wuz gonna haf ta hide.
I tooked dis bag an I went in mommy an daddy's room and stuck da bag between in da liddle space atween der dressers so dat dey cudn't see it. It wuz a gud hidin place. Den I had my first bite.
It wuz white an crunchy an salty an buttery all at da same time. It wuz sum of da best fudz I hab eber had! I wuz really diggin in when mommy saw dat I wuz missin.
She called my name, an here I made a big mistake. Afore I turned to look at her, I shoulda dropped da fudz outta my mouf. But, I didn't. She saw da white stuffs in my mouf, so she camed in da bedroom. Den she saw da bag of fudz dat I wuz hidin.
She tooked it an frew it away! Gud fudz an she putted it in da garbage!
I can still taste dat yummy stuffs. But, I sure wuz thirsty after eatin it!
May 6th 2008 2:52 pm
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So, recently I had cided dat I wud like to taste sum ub da "not fudz" dat are in da house. I tried da table, but mommy made it taste bad, so I don't eat dat anymore.
Yesserday, a tried eatin sumpin called a cord. It iz dis long white fing wif dese 2 metal fings on da end. It iz pretty yummy. Mommy yelled at daddy and sed dat he shud watch me better. An dat I am lucky it wuzn't "plugged in". Wut eber dat meanz.
Well, mommy tooked da cord an sprayed sum stuff on it. I went and tried to eat it again later, but it tasted jest like da table now! I camed into da living room makin funny faces tryin to get da taste outta my mouf.
Wut iz goin on!!! Why iz ebery fing startin to taste so bad! Wut iz next, my fudz!?!
May 5th 2008 2:43 pm
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Well, dis mornin wuz a liddle bit interesting.
Da first ting wuz when I wented potty. Da grass wuz long an I wuz feelin a liddle manly. So, I cided ta lift my leg. I haz neber done dat before. It wuz kinda a lotta work doh, jest for peein. I fink I will stick to da squatting.
Den, da second fing... I wuz jest mindin my own bizness outside when I noticed mommy wuz a liddle tense. She wuz holdin my leash berry tight. I looked a round, den I saw it. It wuz a liddle fuzzy aminal. Mommy called it a munk-chip.
I don't know wut mommy tawt I wuz gonna do wif it. I looked at him, he looked at me, den he wented back down in his liddle hole dat he libs in. Dat wuz it, but he sure seemed ta make mommy nervous!
May 4th 2008 3:36 pm
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Wow, I gotted tagged by Natasha. I feel so berry honored an stuff.
4 jobs I gotted:
1) Da mosted important iz to eatz all da fudz an da not fudz in da house. I like to keep da floor clean
2) iz ta keep Zoe occupied. She wud be berry lazy wifout me chasin her around an stuff.
3) iz to water da grass. I don't want it to get too dry, ya know!
4) iz to lub my fambly. Wait, mebee dis one iz da most important. Well, mebbe not. I fink da eatin iz number 1 and da lubbin iz a close 2
4 places I'z stayed at:
1) I stayded at da place where my mommy an daddy gotted me from. I wuz berry liddle doh, so i don't member it much.
2) Iz my house! Dis one is my faborite.
An der iz no 3 or 4. I hab only stayed dem 2 places. But, I'm liddle, so I fink I will hab sum sleep obers when I gets older
4 places I'd rather be:
1) I wud rather be at da toy store. I lub da peoplez an da doggies der. An I usually get toyz too!
2) Da park. Der iz liddle kids an doggies an peoplez. It iz fun!
3) I fink Disney World. My fambly goez ebery year an it soundz like fun!
4) My gramma's house. Dey lub me berry much, an dey gots Roxy!
Da hardest part iz finkin ub 4 ub my palz ta tag! So here goez
Jack 749126 cuz he'z my best pall
Mr Mojimoto 400727 cuz he iz awesome! I mean, look at him!
Chickory 103376 cuz he'z a bugg like me
an Winston 757873 cuz he libes in Wizconsin like me an he can prolly use a game ub tag after dat last winter!
May 1st 2008 5:08 pm
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I gotted a berry cool new toy. It iz wike a stuffed aminal like sum ub my udder toyz, but it doezn't gots a squeeker.
It'z got a song! Dat's right, when I squeezes it, it playz music, an it iz LOUD. It iz SOOOO awesome! It iz my new faborite. I like to squeeze it so it playz da song, den I shakes it berry hard. Den when it stops singin, I squeeze it again.
It iz so cool dat da Zoe eben tries to play wif it. She tries, but she can't make it play da music doh. She shakez it and steps on it, but it still won't play. I fink dat iz cuz she is berry skinny. She doezn't gots enuf meatz on her boneses to make it play.
She haz fudz in her bowl ALL DA TIME but she only eatz a liddle bit here an der. Can you b'leive it! Fudz jest sittin der wifout eatin. I can't unnerstand dat kitty sumtimes.
Well, gotta go an make my new toy play music. At least until mommy stealz it from me an hidez it again. I don't fink she likes dat toy berry much...
April 29th 2008 2:32 pm
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Ok, so dis weekend I wuz Bad Boy. I wuz sittin around jest bein lazy. Den I thawt to myself, "self, I hab neber tried to eat dis table afore". So, I went ahead and hadda taste. It wuz pritty gud, too.
Az I wuz eatin da table, my mommy camed runnin up an told me dat I wuz Bad Boy. Usually I iz Bruce or Brucie or Bubba. I don't fink Bad Boy iz gud like dos udder ones. Den she tolded me to go in my bed. I gotted in pritty much twouble.
Well, da next day, I cided to eat da table I liddle bit more. You know, jest to see if it tasted da same. Dis time, I had hardley eben gotted a taste when mommy camed up to me an started yellin. I wuz Bad Boy again. I wented back in my bed.
Well, den her and daddy went to da store. Dey camed back wif sumpin in a spray bottle, and dey sprayed it all ober da table. I cided I shud try tasting dat too.
OH MY GUDNESS!!!! Dat stuff! It wuz not gud at ALL! My eyez gotted all big, an I started stickin out my tongue to get da taste off, den I started droolin berry bad. I fawt I wuz DYING! It wuz dat bad!
I fink I iz gonna stop eatin da table now. I don't know wut happened to da table, but it doezn't taste gud anymore!
A gud ting wuz dat when mommy an daddy went out to buy dis icky stuffs, dey gotted my some new treats too dat take a long time to chew an eat, so da whole day wuzn't bad.
April 26th 2008 2:18 pm
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Mommy an daddy went to da toy store again. I gots a bunch ub new stuffs. I gots some stuffded aminals (I chewed dat stuffins outa one already) an some chewin on bones. Berry gud tings dey gotted for me. I fink der is sum fud treatz too, but dey putted dem away so'z I can't get to dem.
But, da problem iz, dat now my toyzez won't all fit in my toy basket! An dats a berry big problem! My faborite game iz when mommy puts all da toyz in da basket, and den I go and takes dem all back out. How can I play dat game if da toyz can't go in da basket to start!!!! I don't know wut to do!
April 25th 2008 10:39 am
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So, dis mornin I went for a nudder walk. It had rained las nite, so der wuz lotsa wormies all ober da ground. Mommy kept squeekin an walkin round dem an stuff. I didn't eat any, but jest cuz mommy wuz watchin an I knowed dat she wud jest make me spit dem out. Der wuz sum berry juicy ones, so it wuz berry hard to resist! I will mebbe eat sum ub dem later when it iz my brudder dat takes me out. He doezn't pay az much tension.
Dis day on our walk, a nudder car camed up an pulled ober to talk to mommy. She sed dat she see'z us ebery mornin, an she jest HAD to ask wut iz in my backpack! It haz bin dribin her crazy! Mommy told her it iz jest sum bottles ub water an dat it iz gud for poopin me out. Sumtimes doh, der iz udder stuffs in der.
Ooooh! Da udder nite I gotted tooked to da vet. Da place on my under neath dat I had da owee from when dey stole my jelly beanz, it had a kinda hard ting on it. Mommy wanted to make sure it wuz ok. Da vet sez it iz jest some ub da stitches dat hab not goned away. He cutted off da partz dat were stickin out doh.
At dat night, mommy wuz holdin me like a baby in her arms. I lub when she doez dat. But den, someone started touchin dat part where dey cutted da stitch away. I jumped outta mommiez arms an I gaved her da "look". I stared at her an I moved my eye brows down an I looked out ub da top ub my eyez an I stared. It wuz posed to be 'timidating, but mommy an daddy jest laffed. I gotta work on dat look sum more I tink.
April 24th 2008 5:22 am
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Well, yesserday my mommy brought an intruder in da house. She called it a "ball". Let me splain wut it wuz to you. It wuz big, like almost as tall as me, an it wuz round, an it wuz blue. Kin you picture it?
So, anywayz, she brung me dis ball fing. She putted it on da ground an da darn fing chased me! Dats right! Eben doh it didn't hab any legs or nuttin, it chased me! I stood my ground. Well, mostly. I only backed up a couple ub steps. But den, den it wented after my toyz!
Well, I knew I hadda do sumpin ta protect my toyz. So I darted in really quick like an moved da toyz to safety.
It wuz bery dangerous, an I wuz bery brave, but I saved all my toyz from da "ball".
It must be sleepin right now, cuz it'z not movin, but I gotta stay on guard. Constant vigilance. Dat's wut I alwayz say.
April 21st 2008 10:21 am
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So, dis Sadurday da whole fambly tooked a walk together. Cept Zoe, she stayed home. Mommy wanted to show daddy dat I was a bear to take for walks an dat it wuz bery hard work for mommy an dat it iz like wrestling ally gators.
So, I gotted on my backpack, an my walkin collar an my leash. Daddy tooked control, an he meant bizness! By da time we gotted to da end ub da driveway, I wuz on my best behavior. We practiced "heel" and dat I iz posed ta sit when daddy stops walkin.
Daddy laffed at mommy an said dat I wuz da eaziest doggie he'd eber walked! Mommy wuz not happy.
We tooked a nice long walk an we worked berry hard on learnin da new stuffs. Den about half way mommy tooked da leash. I stayed on my best behavior doh. I wuz heelin an sittin an not chasin cars or people or nuttin. When we gotted home, I wuz pooped an I slept most ub da day.
Den, on Sunday, we tooked anudder walk. Dis one wuz eben better! I membered bout da heelin ting an da sittin ting, so it wuz gud. I gotted called a gud boy lots! Den, at da end ub da walk, I gotted ta play fetch at da park! It wuz da BEST.DAY.EBER! I was zawsted at da end.
Den, I gotted ta go for a nudder walk dis mornin. Dis time it wuz jest me an mommy. Eben doh daddy wuzn't der, I wuz still a gud boy. I stayed right next to mommy an I didn't pull at all. I eben membered to sit wifout her remindin me.
A lady pulled up in a car an rolled down her window ta talk ta mommy. She saw dat mommy wuz workin wif me down da sidewalk. She said it wuz so nice ta see a liddle doggy bein trained so gud. She also sed dat I wuz doin a berry gud job, an she clapped her hands for me!
It wuz a pawsome weekend!
April 18th 2008 2:39 pm
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Well, da weather haz finley gotten nice. Dat means mommy haz bin takin me for walks. Ebery mornin we'z bin goin out. She gotted me a backpack an she putz stuffs in it. At first, she putted my poopy bags, her cell phone, and handfuls ub jingly moniez. Today, doh, she didn't put da jingly moniez in it. She putted bottles ub water in it instead.
She sez walkin me iz like wrestlin an ally gator. Wut iz an ally gator? Wrestlin one must be fun, cuz I tink da walks are fun!
I go all da way to da end ub my leash an I pull until I choke. Den I wheeze and cough an pull az hard az I can. I keeps gettin yelled at doh.
I also tried to eat sum rocks, an sticks, and I tried to chase sum cars an I cried at all da peoplez dat I saw so dat dey wud lub me.
By da time we gotted home today, I wuz beat! I wuz so tired dat I only wented up 2 stairs an den I satted down an looked at mommy. She hadda take off my backpack afore I wud go all da way up.
Dis weeken, she sez daddy iz gonna come wif us on a walk, an dat I better shape up an stop pullin. She sez her arms is startin ta hurt an dat daddy iz gonna be mad at me if I keeps pullin.
I can't wait for to go on a walk wif mommy an daddy! It'z gonna be a gud weekend!
April 16th 2008 2:43 pm
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So, mommy camed home from work da udder day an my brudder ran up to her an told her to not let me kiss her! Can you b'lieve dat!?
Brudder sed it wuz cuz I threwed up and den I ated it again. Well, I ated it da first time, why wouldn't I eat it again da second time?
An den mommy gaved me a yucky look an wouldn't let me lick her face. Now dats jest not fair!
On da positive side, daddy sed he hazn't eber heard anybody trow up dat loud afore in his life. Dat's gud, rite? Doz dat make me da best trower-upper? I want to be da best at sumtin!
April 14th 2008 10:26 am
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Dis Sadurday, we had companiez! An dey were different companiez den usual. Dey all paid lotsa tencions to me an gave me lotsa pettin and I gots ta lick lotsa earz.
An plus, I gotsa ta eat lotsa people fudz since all da companiez kept gibin it to me. It wuz really a lotta fun. We stayed up bery late. Well, dey stayed up bery late. I felled asleep in my mommy's lap.
When da companiez left, dey said dat dey wanted to take me home an dat I am a bery good puppy, which wuz nice ub dem ta say. Den, on Sunday, I wuz bery tired. I slept a lot cuz ub da late nite on Sadurday.
Eben Zoe didn't mind da companiez. She really liked one ub da peoplez and got lotsa pettin from him. Mommy an daddy warned ebery body dat she iz "high strung" an dat sumtimes she scratches an bites, but she wuz actually pritty gud! An me an her didn't hardly eben play together all night since we had da companiez instead.
Mommy an daddy went to da toy store again. Dis time I gots a new ball, a new toy, an a back pack. Mommy sez it'z bout time I carried my own poop when we go fer walks. Zoe gots a new toy mouse. She really likes dem. I hab already tried to eat da mouse a couple ub times, but mommy keeps takin it away from me.
OOOH! I membered sumpin! Yesserday I wuz poopin sparkles all day cuz I ated one ub Zoe'z glitter balls. My poopiez wuz so pritty!
April 9th 2008 10:14 am
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Da udder day mommy an daddy had breakfast for supper. Dey had pancakes an sausages. When dey were done, daddy said I could hab a left ober sausage.
Mommy broked it in pieces an told me ta sit.
Daddy told her to jest gib me da sausage.
I satted bery fast. Den, mommy told me ta lay down. I laid down bery fast. Den, mommy toad me to roll ober. I hab neber rolled ober afore, so mommy wuz showin me how.
Daddy sed, jest gib him da darn sausage. An, if yer gonna teach him ta do sumpin, it should be useful like Stay.
So mommy sed, I already knowed stay.
Den daddy did dis fing wif his eyez. He looked way up at da ceiling wif jest his eyez so dat alot ub da white partz showed.
Mommy sighed. She toad me to sit, den she walked away, toad me to stay, an set down da sausage so I'z cud see it, an toad me to stay agin. Daddy sed dat we wuz doin it all wrong. I stayed. Den, Zoe camed runnin up to my sausage. I looked at mommy really hard. She toad me to stay again, so I stayed.
Mommy moved Zoe an toad me dat I could hab my sausage now, so I'z camed runnin and ated it in one bite.
She showed daddy my stay one more time, jest so'z he'd know dat I really knowed it.
Daddy shut up den.
April 8th 2008 10:19 am
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Mommy sez Zoe tried to kill me las nite.
Zoe wuz walkin by mommy wif sumpin in her mouf. Mommy figured it was just sumpin she had picked up off da floor. Sumpin she wud smack around da floor an loose under da furnitures. But Zoe looked like she wuz up ta sumpin. After she walked past, mommy cided to check to see wut she wuz up to.
Mommy went ober to Zoe. Zoe didn't hab her treasure in her mouf any more. Mommy looked an found it. It wuz one of dos pieces of plastic wut dey hang tags offa stuff wif from da store. One of da long loopy kinds. You know wut I'm talkin about.
Anyway, Zoe had.....
Putted it in my water bowl!
She knowed that I don't look afore I drink! I wud hab gotten a slurp of water, choked, an died!
Can you b'leive Zoe tried ta do dat to me!??! An I tawt we wuz friendz! Mommy keeped tellin me to be more gentle wif da cat an ta leeb her alone sumtimez, but I neber tawt she wud do dis!
I better keep my eyez open from now on...
April 3rd 2008 2:43 pm
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It'a bin pretty boring recently. Jest bin chasin da cat, pretectin mommy from da toilet, watching my fud bowl, stuff like dat.
But yesserday mommy was on da puter, an she found sumpin out. Der is dis ting called a Pug Club, an dey are habin a Pug Fest. Not only dat, but dis Pug Fest is only a coupla miles away from where I live. Eben doh I am only half pug, mommy iz tinkin mebbe we'll go. She told dis girl dat she workz wif about it, cuz dis girl haz my brudder dat was borned wif me, and she wantz ta go too!
So, I mebbe will get ta go to da Pug Fest AND see my brudder dat was borned wif me again! Doezn't dat sound fun!
Mommy lubs me so much, dat she kinda wantz a black puggy now too. Daddy sez no way doh. But dat doezn't mean mommy can't look...
April 2nd 2008 2:58 pm
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Well, now mommy an daddy are feedin me da rite amount of fudz. I don't like it.
Da firs day, I scarfed all my fudz down in like, a coupla minutes. Cept I left 2 liddle kibbles in da bowl. You know, a mommy kibble an a daddy kibble. I wuz hopin dat dey wud do sum stuffs and make me sum baby kibbles or sumpin.
I kept checkin da bowl all nite long, but dos 2 kibbles didn't do nuffin but sit der. So finally, I ated dem too.
Life haz bin gud. I hab bin enjoying my job of guardin mommy while she goez potty. Usually, I try ta get in da bafroom afore she shutz da door, but sumtimez I'm too slow. If I'm too slow, I wait ouside da door. I keep a bery close watch on dat door. If mommy's takin too long, or I hear strange noizes, I scratch on da door ta make sure she iz OK in der. She usually yells at me to knock it off, so den I know she iz ok.
Sumtimez, Zoe standz guard wif me, but not all da timez. It'z a hard job jest sittin ouside da bafroom wifout doin anyfing, but it'z bery important. It used ta not be so bad when I cud getz a pair of unerwearz to chew on while I wuz waitin, but now I can't reach dem in da new hamper.
April 1st 2008 5:08 am
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Quick fing dat happened yeserday.
Mommy wuz in da bafroom. I had missed her going in der, so I wuz ouside da door. So, ob course a layed down by da door ta wait fer her ta come out.
Den da door opened an I JUMPED! It wuzn't mommy, it wuz daddy! I sure wuzn't specting dat!
Oh, yeah. Bad newz. Mommy boughted a new laundry hamper, so now I can't gets ta da unerwearz. Dat iz a bummer fer sure.
March 31st 2008 5:19 am
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Dis weekend mommy an daddy both noticed I wuz gettin a liddle chubby. Mommy haz bin noticin it fer a liddle while, but daddy jest did. Dey were wonderin wut dey shud do bout it.
Well, yesserday, mommy figured out da problem. Daddy haz bin feedin me twice az much az I'm posed ta get. I iz posed ta get 1/2 cup of fud in da mornin, an a 1/2 cup of fud in da night. Daddy haz bin gibin me a whole cup in da mornin an a whole cup at nite.
So, eber since dey gots me da new fudz, I'z bin eatin too much. Daddy laffed when he found out. He sez he can see how puggy type dogz can get oberweight eazy. He iz suprized I cud eben eat dat much fud! Now dey iz not gibin me so much fudz. When my fud iz gone, dey sez I can have sum carrots. Oh well, It wuz gud while it lasted!
March 26th 2008 12:51 pm
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Today my mommy an my brudder stayed home an daddy went ta work. Afore daddy left, he putted me back in my crate cuz mommy wuz still sleepin. I tawt she shud wake up an play wif me, doh.
So, I started cryin. A lot. I know she hearded me, but she didn't get out of bed. So den, I sent Zoe in. Zoe went in da bafroom wut iz in mommy'z bedroom an started slammin da cabinets. I knewed mommy wud wake up. An she did! But alls she did wuz gots Zoe outta da bafroom and shut da bafroom door.
An den Zoe, dat traitor, slept wif mommy in her bed!!!! Can you believe dat!
I letted dem sleep for a while more, den I started cryin again. Dis time, mommy did get up.
Den, eben doh I wuz a pain dis morning, she tooked me for a car ride. We went to da toy store. I neber bin der afore. Der wuz a lot of puppiez and peoples der. I wuz so cited dat I couldn't eben stand it!!!! I wuz cryin and pullin an kinda bein a pain again. All I wanted wuz to play wif da peoples an da puppiez!
It haz bin a gud day so far. An guess wut! Mommy found dat der is a doggie park right by where we live!!! Maybe when da weather iz nicer, she'll take me! I got's ta get a rabies tag. I don't hab one eben doh I had my shot. An I got's ta get a dog license too. It shud be a gud summer, if summer eber starts! We iz posed ta get more snowz agin on Friday.
March 24th 2008 10:19 am
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So, dis weekend hadda coupla inneresting tings happen.
Probly one of da funniest wuz Zoe gettin a bath. Daddy said she smelled and dat she iz sheddin like crazy. I dunno why Zoe makes such a fuss. It takes both mommy an daddy to wash her. Firs, mommy cuts all her nails. Den, daddy holds her tight and mommy pours water all ober her. Den daddy keeps holdin her while mommy soaps her up. Den, dey puts her under da faucet to gets da soaps out. Zoe was makin all sortz of weird noizes. I neber knew she could make all dem soundz!
Den, she mopes around da house until she iz dry. I wuz tryin to plaw wif her, but she wuz bery cranky. An she shivers like da house iz freezin, eben doh it izn't. So, now she doezn't stink no more.
Now, I hadda an inneresting bath kinda thing happen. Mommy said I had a funk to me. Not a reglar doggy smell, but a bery icky fishy nasty smell. She thawt it might be sumpin to do wif some glands I gots on my hind end. She did some readin on da internets, an she cided dat she would try to spress da glands herself.
She iz neber gonna do dat again.
After she wuz done, I needed a bath, an so did she. I thawt for a minute dat she wuz gonna trow up. Den she putted all of her clothes in da laundry. Da funk went away doh, so mebbe dat wuz da problem.
March 21st 2008 3:17 pm
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Wow! I jest can't b'leive I's gots da diary of da day! An so many doggiez wantz ta be my pal! An da bones! I got's so many bones now! It'z really great! Tanks fer readin guyz!
Well, I figured I wud tell you wut's happened today.
Dis mornin, I wuz pritty cited cuz my fambly did not hab work. So, mommy wuz sittin on da couch an I wanted ta go by her. So, I ran to da couch, but stead of jumpin on da front part dat is lower, I wanted to jump on da arm part dat is high.
Well guyz, I had da speed, fer sure. Mebbe not so much da height, doh. I came at it full speed an jumped. I made it bout half way up. Den, I kinda just splatted on da side and flopped down to da ground.
Mommy jumped out of da couch to see if I wuz ok.
I wuzn't feelin my best.
I didn't cry or nuttin, cryin iz fer girlz. But, I hurted my leg. I wuzn't walkin on it fer a liddle while, but it iz feelin alright now. I don't gots ta go to da vet guy or nuttin. Tank goodness! Las time I wuz der my jelly beanz disappeared! I tink doh, dat I will stick to jumpin on da low part of da couch from now on.
So, mommy keeps talkin bout dis spring ting dat we'z posed ta have now. Spring iz when da snow goez away and da grass growz an it gets warmer an stuff. Well, it's not spring today. So far, we'z got 11.3 inches of snow today. Mommy tooked sum pictures of me runnin in it. It comez up past my belly. Mebbe mommy will put up a picture later.
Anywayz guyz, tanks agin fer readin!
March 18th 2008 10:10 am
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Well, dis morning I wuz one ob da worst kinda naughtiez der iz.
Mommy had me ouside to go potty. She wanted to go back in, but I didn't. I gots a big neck. It'z az big az my head. So when she tried to pull me in, I ducked my head until my collar camed off.
Den, I did da naughtiest ting. I ran.
I ran down da driveway.
Den, I ran into da street.
Den I ranned down da street, wif mommy runnin after me, callin my name. I kept runnin. I ranned up anudder driveway dat iz next door. Ebery time mommy wud get close, I wud run sum more. Den I looked at da woodz. Mommy sed, "Please, Brucie, come here! Don't go into the woods. Please. You're going to get hurt!"
Well, I hadda bout enuf runnin. So I lets mommy catch me. Her heart wuz doin a lotta thumpins when she carried me in.
Mommy sez I better never do dat agin. She'z also glad dat I just gots my micro-chip a coupla weekz ago.
March 17th 2008 2:45 pm
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So, dis weekend mommy an daddy did sum more shoppin for stuff for me an Zoe. I gots a coupla new toyz, an Zoe did too. Da bestest ting wuz doh, dat we gots a new kinda fudz! Mommy an daddy sez dis kind iz posed to be better fer me. I don't know bout dat, but it sure TASTES better!
Usually, I gets fudz in da morning, dat I don't finish all of. Den, in the night, I gets more fudz. Sometimez I finish it all, sumtimes I don't. I usually kinda snack on it all night long. But dis new fudz...Wow! Dey putz it in my bowl, an I scarfed it all down in like 5 minutes. I didn't seem like I wuz still hungry later eben doh da fud wuz all gone so early.
Zoe, well, she'z kinda picky. She duzn't seem to like da new fudz any more or less den da old stuff.
OOOOH! I had companies! My Roxie camed ober. I tink she would be my, I dunno, auntie? She'z my gramma and grampa's dog. She camed to visit me to see how we'd get along while gramma and grampa tooked my brudder to a movie. I kinda wuz a liddle too, ober da top wif poor Roxie. Kinda ober whelmed her. I tink doh dat we can be friendz, if'n I calm down a liddle. We'll visit agin anudder time.
Den, when me, Roxie, mom an dad were on da couch watchin da TVs, someone camed in da house. I started barkin like crazy! INTRUDER! I wouldn't stop. I gotta protect my fambly! Mommy an daddy did NOT invite anybody in!
Well, it turned out it wuz gramma an grampa comin back wif my brudder. My brudder let dem in da house. I finley stopped barkin. Mommy sed dat wuz da most I eber barked EBER! Daddy wuz serprized how low my voice iz.
I don't care if companies comes ober, but mommy or daddy gots ta let em in!
March 10th 2008 10:43 am
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I had a gud weekend, eben doh mommy an daddy didn't let me do anyfing fun cuz of da stitches.
We had companies on Sadurday, which is always gud. I gots lotsa pettin and tencion. Dey stayed late agin doh, so I felled asleep in my mommy's arms.
Wut I really wanted to tell you guyz about wuz my dumb mommy & daddy. You see, I gots medicines. Antibi-sumpin or others. I'z had medicines afore, an dis is how dey gibs dem to me. Mommy wraps em in liver sausage, daddy pries open my mouf, mommy trows the medicines down into my mouf, daddy holds my mouf shut, daddy rubs my froat, I pretend to swallow, daddy lets go, I spit da medicines out. Den we do it all ober agin.
Now, dis is why mommy an daddy are dumb. After I spitted it out a couple a times, mommy went to wash her hands to get da slime off so's she could try again. I followed her to da kitchen an sat by her feet. She looked at me, looked at da medicines, and said, "Brucie, want your medicine?" I started waggin my tail. So, she held out my medicines an I tooked it and I ated it.
Daddy looked at mommy an said, "He did not just eat that, did he?" Mommy sed, "He sure did!"
So, now dey just wrap it in liver sausage an hand it to me. It'z much easier. Dey shoulda just asked ME...
March 7th 2008 4:04 pm
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Ok guyz. Tanks a lot. I figgered out wut da nooter ting is. I figgered it out cuz on Wenzday afternoon I woked up an my jelly beanz wuz gone. Here'z da story...
So, da day started out gud. Cept dat mommy forgot to feed me, but dat wuz ok, I don't eat much in da mornins anywayz. Den, when she usually takes me out potty one last time and puts me in da crate, she didn't. Instead, I gots to wait ouside for da big yeller bus tingy dat wut takes my brudder away. Den, me an mom went back inside fer a while.
Den, I gots ta go fer a car ride! Dat part wuz gud. We went to da vet guy. I wuz pritty happy to see sum peoplez, so I wuz waggin my tail an being bery cute. Den, one of da peoples took my leash an away we went. I don't know wut happened to my mom.
Da next part iz a blur. I wuz awake, den I wuz asleep. Den I wuz awake agin but my mouf, my hiney, and my neck wuz sore. After a liddle while my daddy cames an tooks me home.
When I gots home, dey putted dis cone thingy on me. Dat wuz da last straw. I just stooded der. My mommy puts me in my crate so I could nap, but I still just stooded der. Den, my mommy tooks me outta my crate an putted me on da couch, an I still just stooded der. An I whined a liddle. An I looked bery pathetic. Mommy tawt mebbe I wuz hurtin.
FINLEY, daddy tawt mebbe I wud like da cone off. He can be kinda slow sumtimes. Well, as soon as it camed off, I wuz runnin round da place an feelin fine. Dey figgered dat I really hated da cone tingy. Now, dey only puts it on me when dey iz not watchin me. If my mommy takes me ouside to potty, an I still has da cone on, I won't go. I jest stand der, eben if I has to go REALLY bad. As soon as she takes it off doh, I go.
Dey stuff medicines in my mouf 2 times a day. Dey wraps it in liver sausage, but I knows der iz medicines in it. I pretend to swallow a couple of timez an az soon as dey let go of my mouf, I spit da medicines out. Den dey stick it back in my mouf, an I pretend to swallow a couple more times, den spit it out. Ebentually, I do swallow it. Most of da timez it iz all slimy and mushy be den.
I kinda miss da jelly beanz, but itz hard to eben see back der wif da cone. Dey tooks a couple of baby teefs outa my mouf too, an I got a micro chip. I wuz wrong, it'z nuttin like a chocolate chip. It'z really like a shot.
So, I iz gonna put up a picture of me wif my cone now, so talk to you later!
March 4th 2008 4:03 pm
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Well, guyz, nobodies told me wut dis nooter iz. Mommy sez I can't eat after midnight tonight, an dat's gots me worried. Not dat I usually eats after midnight, but I likes ta hab da option, ya know!
Mommy sez I is goin fer a car ride in da mornin and dat I'll be gone all day an dat daddy will pick me up in da night.
My brudder dat is a hooman is worried, but grampa told him he'z fixed to, an he's ok. I don't know wut iz broken, but I guess I'll find out in da mornin.
March 2nd 2008 4:25 pm
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Today is Zoe'z birfday. She iz 1 year old now! I wuz talkin to her dis mornin and she sed it'z bin a bery citing year fer her. Firs, she wuz borned, and dat iz a citing ting all by itz self. Den, she wuz away from her kitty mommy in a cage wif her sister an |
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