December 3rd 2007 2:22 pm
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It's been a long week - I pulled the stuffing out of my favorite toy and my toy shrank. I was depressed for about five minutes, but I pulled out of it with a little help from my friends and my brand-new left-over cardboard toilet roll toy. This is the best toy Mommy ever got for me!!! And she says there's plenty more where this one came from!

Mom says Daddy did a big no-no. Two nights ago, after Mommy went to work, Daddy sat down to eat cereal. I did my "look how pitiful I am and I'm starving to death to boot" routine, and Daddy finally coughed up the goods (that Mommy never lets me have). I ate a few chunks of cereal, then a pink marshmallow Daddy had been eating fell on my head. PINK, mind you. In my head-fur!!! Daddy couldn't get it out, and, when Mommy came home, she thought I had a new hair-do till she looked closer. Then she called me "Marshmallow Head" all day. She should have called Daddy "Marshmallow Head", not me!!! But I do love my Daddy and my midnight snacks, so I won't whine too much.

Mommy's idea of fun is to put a rubber band in my head fur and leave me with one of those weird ponytails (and I am not a pony!). Then she calls me her little Samurai warrior. For hours. And hours. "How cute Mikey is....my little Samurai warrior!" It's humiliating in front of Bruno the Big Cat, but Mommy loves it, so I endure. I just learned that word - "endure". Kinda like when Ginger steals my bone - I endure. For I have the heart of a Samurai wha.....oh, forget it.

Howl at ya' next time!
Mikey