March 28th 2008 2:15 pm
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Dearest readers, before reading this take a deep breath, relax, and prepare yourself for today's headline. Extra, extra, read all about it snack-stealing hound-o-hell caught! Globe breaths sigh of relief. Dearest reader, my sister the nonhumanoid ogre was caught stealing my treat today. The criminal was caught and apprehended at noon today. Upon interrogation she barked and drooled while wagging her tail. After several drooling minutes of this she barked out her confession. Paw prints were taken along with a mug shot. The criminal was made to do a sit and stay for 5 minutes, and of course I sat by laughing the whole time =). Roover and out, woof..woof!