07/31/12 I was tortured

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July 31st 2012 6:04 am
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Hi pals,

Yesterday is a day I want to forget. Around midnight momma went around and picked up all the water bowls and wouldn’t let me have anything to drink. I begged, pleaded and tried all my wonderful charms on her but she refused to put any water down for me. I had even conned her into letting me go outside but darn, that water bowl was no place to be found either.

Finally around 6:30AM momma got me an ice cube and let me have a few licks but I still wanted more. Instead, she picked me up and put me in the car and off we went. So here I am sitting in my car seat dying of thirst and instead of going someplace fun like maybe the water storage tank so I could get a drink of water, I ended up at the dreaded vet’s office.

I was handed over to the lady at the counter and off I went into the torture chamber. I had my anal glands expressed AGAIN – shoot they just did this to me last week. Strange humans poked, prodded and molested me all day long. The worse thing that happened besides having a tube shoved down my throat was while I finally was sleeping someone YANKED OUT ONE OF MY PRETTY LITTLE TEETH!!! Yes, I am now missing a tooth right in front so please don’t ask me to smile when taking my picture. The vet had called momma while I was sleeping and informed her that one of my teeth was loose and they wanted to pull it, for an additional cost, of course. This same tooth had been reported to be loose last year during my teeth cleaning but the vet had hoped that it would “firm up” after the cleaning, but since that didn’t occur, they requested it be pulled and momma say okay.

Anyhow, when I woke up not only did I find my tooth was missing, I also discovered that the tooth fairy neglected to visit me because no one gave me a pillow to put the tooth under. And if that wasn’t bad enough, someone had CLIPPED ALL OF MY NAILS DOWN.

So here it is the next day and my mouth and feet are sore so I think I’ll go right back to sleep.

No hugs and kisses today…

Coco Rose

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2012 at 8:21 am

Dis r a compwete OUTWAGE, Coco Wose an' I r so sowwy yu habbed go fru it all awone. One wood FINK dat a gurl's boyfwiend (*clears throat*) wood be here showin' hims wuff, support an' de-bo-shun tu hims bestest gurl, bud, awas, him r 'bizzy', I gess. (:D)

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2012 at 8:38 am

Like Z barked: Dis r a compwete OUTWAGE

Why do the peepoles insist on torturing cute lil pups? Here I was gonna ask you to flash those pearly whites then you go and tell us they yanked out one of the front ones! How barrassin can that be? Or maybe you will be fitted for a very cool gold tooth? Are ya goin gangsta?
Or maybe you can jus look tough? I dunno.

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2012 at 8:45 am

Hey! Mabbe yu cood ged a gwill fur yur fwont teefs wike dat US 'Wympik swimmer guy! I dunno how we cood burn MEATZ™ on it, bud we cood twy :D

Barked by: Hobo (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2012 at 9:11 am

Hims r nod missing Mr. Zaidie. Juss yu neber mind. Coco sent da Hummer tu pick me up an I were wight der holding hers paw.

I r da stwong siwent type. Juss cause I du nod wright heer all ob da time, dos nod meen I aren't here or wiff my bewoved Coco Wose.

Keep yur paws off. BOL!!!

Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2012 at 10:00 am

I can't believe your Mommy would pay to have you tortured like that. I would withhold all love and kisses from your humans for at least a day. I know they mean well, but the humans are so stupid!

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2012 at 12:03 pm

OMD!! Sum pup nameded Zainie r pwetendin' tu be me, Zaidie!! No 'ffense, Hobo!! *I* kno' yu wuz wif Coco Wose yes'day! Ob corse yu wuz :D

Barked by: Hobo (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2012 at 1:21 pm

OH! Fanks fur clearing that up Zainie, I means Zaidie. I new yu wood neber says such fings about me Hobo. Yu knos dat Coco Wose's hart bewongs tu me an mine tu hers.

Barked by: Hobo (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2012 at 1:29 pm

OH! Fanks fur clearing that up Zainie, I means Zaidie. I new yu wood neber says such fings about me Hobo. Yu knos dat Coco Wose's hart bewongs tu me an mine tu hers.

Barked by: Emmy (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2012 at 1:37 pm

Completely horrible what they did to you! We pups need to form a group for the unethical torture/grooming of pups everywhere! Withhold all affection from people and they would need to speak to our attorneys when it is time for us to be groomed, bathed or anything of the like. Who is with me?

Barked by: JAKIE, ALWAYS IN MY HEART (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2012 at 5:24 pm

I'm so sorry for what you had to go thru Coco Rose - hoomans just don't think smtyms 'bout what dez is doing. We should band together Emmy & get a law passd sayin dat dey can't do nothing unlesss it ain't gonna hurt!! Den dey gotta gives us lotz a goodies fur what dey put us thru.

Sure hopes ya feels lots betta real soon.

Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2012 at 5:34 pm

That was horrible.

Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2012 at 5:59 pm

Poor Coco Rose! FACE-UP are on their annual holidays guiding peoples and doggies through the mystical place that is Ireland but we have an emergency number that you need to call straight away! 1800-helpmyhumanadultsaretorturingme! We will get back to you straight away and advise the next course of action!

Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

July 31st 2012 at 10:04 pm

I can't believe your mommy not only withheld your water, but then turned you ovfur to tooth-pullers and nail-clippers!! If you decide not to go to New Mexico with her, you're more than welcome here!

We're with you, Emmy!