Misty - Queen of all I survey.

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Emergency!!

May 12th 2012 9:09 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

A State of Emergency has been called out. I looked at my page and there was only 1 lonely bone in my stash.

Last I checked I wasn't on a hunger strike. I feel myself wasting away to practically nothing! *Misty swoons dramatically*

Sniff at ya later (if I live) ~Misty~

 

Do You Mind!!

April 9th 2012 6:38 pm
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Hey everypup Misty here~

Every pup needs some alone time don't they? Well I do. I realize I am an above average type doglet so I may be part of the 1% in this luxury, but I do like to spend some time outside all by myself with no other dogs out there with me. I can wander around the yard and sniff stuff all by myself without wondering when another dog nose will be shoved in my face wanting to sniff my sniffs too.

I can flop down on the ground and roll in the smells in the grass that add that certain eau de dogge (dried up dead slugs are Awww-some). I can roll around and let the grass tickle my back or flop over and have it cool my belly. So many things you can do with grass besides just peeing on it. BOL.

I'll spend some time sitting on one of the stepping stones sniffing the breeze. Sometimes you can really smell the lake coming up the hill and feel the cool breeze, very nice in the summer. Even though it is a couple miles away and can't be seen from here during the evening you can feel it help cool off the surrounding land. Plus it brings those Dragonflies that are so fun to try and chase in the summer. I'm getting ahead of myself talking about summer things when we all know spring has only barely arrived in Seattle. Who knows, a week from now we could be talking a freeze or snow.

Eventually I will wander up to the deck and sit by the edge watching my yard grow. Always keeping an eye out for the EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRRELS and newly added to the list are the EVEN MORE EVIL CROWS. In case of a sighting of either I will make sure they know they are not welcome. Very loudly I might add.

Then I will wander back towards the door and wait for Mom to let me in. After all that, I think I deserve a SNACK, don't you?

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

 

A La Pooh Bear

March 28th 2012 6:19 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

I was humming to myself today and hummed this out for Mom. She was doing the boring inside exercises that don't involve WALK at any time. Boring!!

*sound of Misty clearing throat*

POOH BEAR EXERCISES FOR MOM

Every time she touches her toes
(rum diddleee ump)
We all race to lick her nose
(rum diddleee ump)

Every time she raises her knees to chin
(rum diddleee ump)
We all look over and give a grin
(rum diddleee ump)

Every time she huffs and puffs
(rum diddleee ump)
We all bark out "still not enough"
(rum diddleee ump)

Every time she's flat on the floor
(rum diddleee ump)
We all rush over "give us some more"
(rum diddleee ump)

I know you'll all be humming and rum diddleee ump'in away in your heads for days and days over this brilliant ditty.

Now I think it's time for a little something as Pooh Bear would say.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~
(rum diddleee ump)

 

Want!!

March 23rd 2012 6:53 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

Need I say more?

Kitteh Donuts

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

 

Ambassadors Ready for Deployment.

March 12th 2012 10:37 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

FROM HER ROYAL HIGHNESS QUEEN MISTY OF ALL I SURVEY:

POSTED: 2 Firm Royal Deployments; 1 Possible Prince Scooter Tour...until the next leap year.

PEPPER POWER: This girl will be sent to a caliente country where the gals are spicy, vocal and can swing their hips with verve. Ole.

MR. CUTTER: Will be sent to the deep south where genteel skills with the local brood (errr, oh he's moving to an undisclosed location). Sorry gals, he really doesn't speak French.

SCOOTER: He can have his pillow on the bed, but I will still growl at him. Even if it was me that moved.

DECREED ON THIS DAY BY HER ROYAL HIGHNESS.

~Queen Misty~

 

Dear Dogster. A Letter From Misty. Subject: Error 4.

February 28th 2012 7:04 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

Mom, are you ready? I've been waiting days for you to not be "busy" and take my barktation down for entry. Ok, sure you needed a couple days to cool off before taking this task on, but it's been over a month. Get your bodka dwip™ hooch bag out (Zaidie you got that one ™'d yet? BOL) and get ready to let your fingers and those wonderful thumbs fly. I got some things to take up with Dogster.

About 6 weeks ago (Scratch that, on December 16th)Mom got annoyed enough to send Dogster an email about the Error 4 messages she was always getting.


Here is Dogster's response.


-----Original Message-----
From: Dogsters (dogster.com) [mailto:dogsters@dogster.com]
Sent: Friday, December 16, 2011 2:46 PM
To: Laura
Subject: Re: Contact Dogster: Feature Failure : Response Requested

Laura,

The Techno Dogs are working on the Error 4 issue which is related to the
new option for comments. Beta testing is being done on the fix and they
hope to have the problem solved soon.

BTW, the reason you can post on some pups and not others has to do with
how each dog has its page set up to accept and/or approve comments.
That's
the problem the Techno Dogs are working on.

Woofs! & Tail Wags!

-watch dog-
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Mom just about posted that she had a fix for Error 4 as a diary entry and then it of course broke. She thought she had it licked because sometimes it would post if she just changed the dog who was sending stuff. Sometimes taking out any of the !!!'s would make it work. Sometimes making sure there was a space in between each paragraph worked.

Then she noticed she could either post to Coco Rose and not Puff, or the other way around. I didn't take good notes, and Mom is getting so OLD that December might as well be her teenage years long ago. BOL. I swear from across the room we could all see her hackles rise when she caught on to that small issue with Dogster's excuse.

So Mom read bunches of diary entries from our pup pals because she does that and laughs and sometimes cries and will give us scratches when we get gifts or a DDP (So Dogster it would be nice if all 4 of us could get on the loop de loop that Zoe and DFB get on all the time - just suggesting). She comments when she can and then this cat litter box surprise came across from Dogster. All you pups are gonna love this, hang on while we go copy and paste. Sometimes I get Elmer's paste in my paws and have to lick it out - BOL.

**Mom, why you laughing so hard - that wasn't all that BOL, more like YawnOutLoud. Weirdo!**

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From: Dogsters (dogster.com) [mailto:dogsters@dogster.com]
Sent: Sunday, February 19, 2012 11:47 AM
To: Laura
Subject: Dogster Diary Comments

Laura,

While doing my Sunday morning review of our spam filter, I found several of your comments had been trapped as spam:

6 times
Don't run Zaidie - you can ask my weight too. BOL. I will be 7 paws old tomorrow. I believe that is just about the right age to start taking over the world! BOL

45 times
Pepper Power's Paw Walk Forecast was very off base tonight. Thinking loud rain and wind, but yikes, hail, snow and now big fat rain drops. Congrats on DDP Jelly.

3 times
Error 4 is just a figment of Dogster funk,. Pepper Powers Paw Walk Forecast was very off base tonight. Thinking loud rain and wind, but yikes, hail, snow and now big fat rain drops. Conwags on DDP Jelly. You deserve it. Dogster post this now with no more issues please. okay now I am very disappointed in you Dogster. Post this dang thing.

I cleared all of the comments and removed the duplicates with the exception of the Error 4 comments, which were not really so much about the diary as commentary directed to HQ.

When comments don't post, it's usually a matter of the comment being held as possible spam. If you get a "duplicate" or Error 4 message and don't see your comment, it's best to stop trying because the more attempts you make, the more convinced Defensio becomes that you are trying to spam.

Hope this helps explain things. Going forward, if you get an Error 4 or "duplicate" warning and/or don't see your comments, send me a link to the diary or photo you tried to post a comment to, I'll see what else I can find out for you.

Woofs! & Tail Wags!

-watch dog-

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Dogs ter & Catster: where no one knows you're a human
dogster.com / catster.com / saymedia.com
facebook.com/dogster - facebook.com/catster
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Ok, aside from the BOL 45 attempts to post Pepper's comment (she was really frustrated, and sometimes they will post if you are persistent), Mom is kind of annoyed the last comment they decided not to publish. Because Dogster deemed it didn't need to be published.

Because Mom is devious in her brain, but a typical Seattleite and passive agressive, she thinks all the time about taking "watch dog" up on his offer of emailing him every time Error 4 raises it's head and howls.

So Mom will try and post comments on our pup pals fun stuff in their lives, but if she gets the message too often she stops even attempting.

Ok Mom, you can go make your own dinner now. I'm gonna go hang out on the couch and watch you.

Sniff at you later ~Misty~

 

Almost My Day!

February 18th 2012 1:13 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

Hum along with me pup pals, it's super catchy.

Happy Woofday to moi, tomorrow.
Happy Woofday to moi, tomorrow.
Happy Woofday to moi, Queen Misty of all I survey, tomorrow.
Happy Woofday to moi, tomorrow.

Second just like the first.

Hmmhmmmhmmmmhmmmmmhmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmm.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

 

We Do Not Discuss The Royal Age Approaching.

February 17th 2012 8:55 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

We Don't Discuss the Woofday coming up for all of us. We constantly Remind someone a Woofday is coming up.

You know, on Sundogday! The other Fundogday!

I'm thinking private room with bed and lots of pillows. That's what I want for my Woofday. Mom can sleep with me since I know my bed will be way more comfortable than her really comfortable bed. Plus, less dogs on in my bed. BOL.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

 

20 Questions.

February 9th 2012 4:03 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

I thought I’d put together this little list of 20 Questions with my answers. If any other pup wants to do their own version of answers we’ll probably all learn some fun stuff about all of our fur friends.

1. WHAT COLOR COLLAR ARE YOU WEARING? – it is a red collar and has paw prints on it.
2. DOES YOUR LEASH MATCH YOUR COLLAR? – Why yes it does. No paw prints on the leash though.
3. WHAT’S WORSE? An EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL bouncing around in the trees or across the fence, a Crow strutting around in your yard or Neighbor People outside talking? – This is a tough one, because the first 2 are so annoying I can’t help but bark my head off at them. The last one just gets me in trouble for barking. But I think I go with EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL, because those have been pissing me off for so long.
4. SO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SNACK? – Yes I do, but I haven’t had them in forever. Greenies I will hoard all day long to make all the other dogs jealous as I nibble little pieces off of it in front of them. Which makes my mouth drool wishing for a Greenie.
5. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST CAR RIDE? – Mom took me and Scooter to a park last weekend where we ran and sniffed and Scooter made Mom carry around 3 bags because he was “full of it”. Then we saw a dog that looked like Zaidie and one that looked like Coco Rose, but we were all doing our own thing so there was no butt sniffing.
6. DO YOU STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW ON CAR RIDES? – No, are you crazy? I’m a dignified dog.
7. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE TOY? My Teddy Bear I’ve had since the day I came home w/ Mom and that guy we don’t even remember anymore. I take my Teddy Bear to bed with me every night and really hate it when Cutter tries to play with it.
8. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFURIEND OR GIRLFURIEND? No, Queen Misty is far too busy ruling all she surveys to mess with that kind of mess. After all I’ve lived with Scooter and Cutter and am not impressed!
9. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE WALK? I like the ones that don’t involve Cutter & Pepper. With Scooter along I have to stop enough times for him to sniff and pee on everything as it is. Come on dogs – the point of a walk is to WALK, not sniff everything you go past.
10. DO YOU GO TO DOG PARKS? Not as often as we’d like since MsLouann stopped walking dogs and went back to school, but sometimes she’ll take us in the summer.
11. WHERE DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? I sleep right next to Mom on my own special pillow and growl at any dog that gets too close – my brother Scooter included.
12. DO YOU SNORE? Excuse me – did I hear that right? You don’t ask a Queen that sort of question. That sound you hear is Scooter – and I’m sticking to that story.
13. DO YOU SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS? The only time I will sleep under the covers is in the summer when it gets light so early in the morning. I know Mom won’t get up that early so I stick my head under the covers so I don’t know what time it is.
14. DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES? The only time we are tortured with these things is during some of the weird seasons the furless celebrate. I’m looking at you Howloween & Santa Paws Day. Then I put on my miserable face and pull out un co-operative and the clothes don’t stay on long.
15. ARE YOU THE FAVORITE DOG? But of course, what a silly question.
16. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT TO SLEEP IN THE HOUSE? On the bed if Mom isn’t home. If she’s home, on the couch in the living room where I can keep an eye on her and be close.
17. WHAT’S THE BEST HUMAN FOOD YOU’VE EVER BEEN FED? I love me some steak that was grilled outside, that is some tasty stuff.
18. DO YOU GO TO A DOG GROOMER? We don’t go to a professional groomer, but Mom certainly should take us there. Every time she gets out the scissors we all run and hide. Let’s just leave it at she’ll never get rich grooming animals.
19. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BATHS? I hate them and think they should be erased from the face of the earth.
20. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED? I whine in a very high pitched whine until Mom pays attention to me. Sometimes I have to let out a bark or two if she doesn’t pay attention, but I’ve been told that the whine is usually annoying enough that she’ll snap too pretty quickly.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

 

Snort. Also Known as Funny.

January 24th 2012 10:21 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

Mom was watching TV and Pepper started barking. She turned the remote at Pepper and ended up turning the volume down on her show. Then she turned to the TV and looked at wondering why it had no volume anymore.

We'll let you all decide when she figured out what went wrong.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

 
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