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Misty - Queen of all I survey.

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Token Welcome to the House Speech.

February 7th 2013 10:40 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

My royal subjects seem to demand I honor this horrible day. Yes, this is the day the OTHERS arrived and never left.

Therefore I am forced to welcome Cutter and Pepper. May you ever have a spot at the foot of the bed in this house.

*Misty mumbles to herself "6 feet under the bed if I had my choice"*

Now I need to retire to my room and ignore this entire thing.

~Queen Misty of All I Survey~

Also, YES, that was me that peed on your bed right before you came to bed last night. I didn't even try to deny it. Happy GOTCHA DAY!!


Alone Time.

January 20th 2013 3:33 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

This morning Mom let us out (for the 5th time Mom wants me to point out). All the other dogs went out, did their barking and then went back in. Mom wasn't paying attention and I stayed outside. Who knows how long later, Mom started counting dogs and found she was one dog shy of the number she needed. She remembered she didn't see me come back through the door so she looked out in the backyard for me. I was just out there enjoying the sunshine, sniffing the garden I can only walk in this time of the year, getting my vitamin D, making sure things were still all in order after this cold snap.

Mom saw me out there just hanging out and said to herself, "ah, alone time". She was right, I just needed half an hour or so to commune with nature and pretend I was an only dog. Sorry Scooter, but it's true.

Mom left me out there for as long as I wanted and I have to say I can't wait until spring is here.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~


Covert Operations.

January 16th 2013 9:32 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

Tonight I have successfully taken 2 SNACKS outside to "cold age" overnight. Yep, I have 2 SNACKS out there hiding in the yard and only I know where they are. It's been dark out and only Mom knows about my success...well and now all of you too, but I'm not worried. I know my yard like the back of my paw and an expert at hiding stuff.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~


Bluch with the Weather.

January 8th 2013 11:00 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

The clouds arrived and sank to ground level today. We have wind taking that cold shower buffeted up with wind gusts. This makes it difficult to commit to an outside potty trip.

Us girls seem to just hitch up our britches and take care of business. Those boys, true to boy nature, make a production of it.

First out to visit the tree.

Then out to visit the end of the deck.

Then after the third visit outside they finally take care of what should have been finished on the first visit.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~


MILKBONE™ Etiquette.

January 7th 2013 7:47 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

I was eating my SNACK today and it was a tasty MILKBONE™ and Mom noticed I eat them in a certain order. I consider it the Proper Method.

Chew off one round corner and eat.
Chew off the other round corner and eat that one.
Turn SNACK around and chew off one round corner.
Chew off the other round corner.

Savour the SNACK tasty goodness and growl at any other dog that looks at the rest of my SNACK.

Sleep on SNACK for an hour or two and then finish the middle part off and demand to go outside.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~


Return on Investment - A Must Read!

December 19th 2012 9:17 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

As I barktate this to Mom and the rain is pounding the windowpanes, I can only sigh in contentment. Yes pups, I have some news to share with you all.

I invested in a cutting edge idea in some pup pals of ours that recently located to )&(&(*^po Neaux Mejico. As I have not previously discussed this press release, I would protect their anonimousity to my best ability.

A highly potent non stuffie-stuffy was couriered via government staff via Priority Mail to ensure the best handling available.

Rancho Stuffie yo to the Puff (project name) was in full operation and ready to conduct a final study.

It's not a well known story, but the FEDS busted in claiming illegal stuffy growing operations. Things got a bit crazy and it was a sad sight as CeeRose(project name) and Puff (project name) were held by leashes as things were straightened out. LEASHES!! On their own property!

A last minute rescue by a certain Puff (project name) dog and a little love and nurturing and the diversity of the crop amazes me.

Original test subject Raccoon (project name) remains in protective custody of Puff (project name).

*Special note* suspected that 4 small stuffies of various types (Lion, Tiger, Cheetah, Chipmunk) have been on the loose since last week. Highly reproductive. Cuz, well 1 stuffie and get 4 back. Nobody reads the fine print Mom, the FEDS will never show up here.

**Mom, someone's at the front door, I'll hide the Chipmunk and then you can make a run for )(&(^&^%*&% Onterrio, Tonto, Kannnada**

I after all am Queen of All I Survey so there is no need to leave.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

(project still....well for all our pup pals, still in works. Not a pup pal? &()^&*^%^$%$^%$....)


They Are All MINE!

December 13th 2012 12:01 am
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

Ha ha ha card count ME, QUEEN MISTY, all of them.

Sure you address them to the Papillon Pack, but rules are rules. I inspect all that comes through the door at this time of the year.

I win.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~


Creative Mom, not so Organized.

December 7th 2012 7:34 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

Gather around, this is a sad story of a pups Mom going old. By Mom, I mean human of course. BOL.

Mom has been practicing and messing up and remaking and smearing glitter all over us making her Howliday cards. This is the evil dark part of the story because Howliday "cheer" sometimes means words like "ERRRRRGGGGG" and "GALBLAMMY" and sometimes they degenerate to basic versions that are only 4 letters long. Humans - not of the very expressive ability are they?

I digress.

Today Mom came back from the box that sends bills, junk mail, magazines, and sometimes a fun card or two. Today she came back and had a few cards she had mailed out for the Howliday season. After reading the sticker attached she flushed with anger/anger/ignorance.

Creative application of addressing an envelope vertically as opposed to horizontal is an extra cost. So lesson learned is do not address your envelopes in any other direction than parallel to how you would seal the envelope.

Oh, I guess some need an actual stamp as well...

That being said - there could be some delays on a few cards being re-sent (ermmm Coco Rose, Puff & Uncle Jeff - Mom's brother - sorry).

She thinks she's creative, she should just make sure to check all details before tossing them in the box out front at the end of the driveway. BOL.

Pups there is still time if you are not on my list and want a card. Pawmail me because Mom has these down now. BOL.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~


THAT is a Suitcase!!!

November 10th 2012 7:33 pm
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Hey everypup, Misty here.

I've watched it all day long. Mom has been putting stuff into that suitcase she has. Telling us not to shed dog hairs around anything she is doing. *Hello, who walked by who just sitting her on the couch?* Making lists, scratching stuff off, cleaning the house. I know what this means. She's leaving and not taking us with her.

Something about a sales meeting, a store opening and New York City. She got a fancy haircut, nails polished and towering high heels and she looks spectacular. I told her she looked 2 years younger and seemed disappointed until I told her in dog years....

So we are off to see Ms Louann, Patrick and Scooter's best buddy Booger. Oh, I guess right now the taxi is here, so I'll have to talk to you pups later. I'm off to rule a new Queendom.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~


Introducing Queen Misty's Royal Highness' Band, QUEEN MISTY- and the PAPS.

September 25th 2012 8:39 pm
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Hey everypup ~Queen Misty here~

Thank you all for suggestions and I have picked Duncan's band name. It does show the power of Me and the support of my subjects. BOL.

Introducing: QUEEN MISTY and the PAPS. We are currently in the studio tuning up howls, barks and yipping. Did you hear that? That was Pepper and she was a little out of tune!

Scooter stop using your SQUIRREL bark, I told you this song called for more CROW sound!

I gotta go pups, I can see Cutter thinking he is some romantic crooner and I have to put a stop to that. He gets out of control and this is a school night for Mom. BOL

Thanks again Duncan for the new Royal Dog Band name.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

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