Misty - Queen of all I survey.

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December 19th 2012 9:17 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

As I barktate this to Mom and the rain is pounding the windowpanes, I can only sigh in contentment. Yes pups, I have some news to share with you all.

I invested in a cutting edge idea in some pup pals of ours that recently located to )&(&(*^po Neaux Mejico. As I have not previously discussed this press release, I would protect their anonimousity to my best ability.

A highly potent non stuffie-stuffy was couriered via government staff via Priority Mail to ensure the best handling available.

Rancho Stuffie yo to the Puff (project name) was in full operation and ready to conduct a final study.

It's not a well known story, but the FEDS busted in claiming illegal stuffy growing operations. Things got a bit crazy and it was a sad sight as CeeRose(project name) and Puff (project name) were held by leashes as things were straightened out. LEASHES!! On their own property!

A last minute rescue by a certain Puff (project name) dog and a little love and nurturing and the diversity of the crop amazes me.

Original test subject Raccoon (project name) remains in protective custody of Puff (project name).

*Special note* suspected that 4 small stuffies of various types (Lion, Tiger, Cheetah, Chipmunk) have been on the loose since last week. Highly reproductive. Cuz, well 1 stuffie and get 4 back. Nobody reads the fine print Mom, the FEDS will never show up here.

**Mom, someone's at the front door, I'll hide the Chipmunk and then you can make a run for )(&(^&^%*&% Onterrio, Tonto, Kannnada**

I after all am Queen of All I Survey so there is no need to leave.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~

(project still....well for all our pup pals, still in works. Not a pup pal? &()^&*^%^$%$^%$....)

 
 

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Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

December 19th 2012 at 11:37 pm

BOL, momma said me and Finley received a package from New Mexico. Maybe some more stuffies escaped to Texas?
Barked by: Cathey U

December 20th 2012 at 4:15 am

Weird! Three stuffless stuffies made it to Me in Idunno!
Very play-with-able too.
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

December 20th 2012 at 9:01 am

BOL :D A beever stuffy camed all da way tu Canada, tu :D Shood I be werried???
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

December 20th 2012 at 9:02 am

a *stuffwess* beaber, I mite add!
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

December 20th 2012 at 6:22 pm

OMD I'll bet the FEDS took them all and are trying to frame us pups by sending them to us!
At least Zoe can honestly say "Idunno where they came from"!


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