December 7th 2012 7:34 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

Gather around, this is a sad story of a pups Mom going old. By Mom, I mean human of course. BOL.

Mom has been practicing and messing up and remaking and smearing glitter all over us making her Howliday cards. This is the evil dark part of the story because Howliday "cheer" sometimes means words like "ERRRRRGGGGG" and "GALBLAMMY" and sometimes they degenerate to basic versions that are only 4 letters long. Humans - not of the very expressive ability are they?

I digress.

Today Mom came back from the box that sends bills, junk mail, magazines, and sometimes a fun card or two. Today she came back and had a few cards she had mailed out for the Howliday season. After reading the sticker attached she flushed with anger/anger/ignorance.

Creative application of addressing an envelope vertically as opposed to horizontal is an extra cost. So lesson learned is do not address your envelopes in any other direction than parallel to how you would seal the envelope.

Oh, I guess some need an actual stamp as well...

That being said - there could be some delays on a few cards being re-sent (ermmm Coco Rose, Puff & Uncle Jeff - Mom's brother - sorry).

She thinks she's creative, she should just make sure to check all details before tossing them in the box out front at the end of the driveway. BOL.

Pups there is still time if you are not on my list and want a card. Pawmail me because Mom has these down now. BOL.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~