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February 9th 2012 4:03 pm
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Hey everypup ~Misty here~

I thought I’d put together this little list of 20 Questions with my answers. If any other pup wants to do their own version of answers we’ll probably all learn some fun stuff about all of our fur friends.

1. WHAT COLOR COLLAR ARE YOU WEARING? – it is a red collar and has paw prints on it.
2. DOES YOUR LEASH MATCH YOUR COLLAR? – Why yes it does. No paw prints on the leash though.
3. WHAT’S WORSE? An EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL bouncing around in the trees or across the fence, a Crow strutting around in your yard or Neighbor People outside talking? – This is a tough one, because the first 2 are so annoying I can’t help but bark my head off at them. The last one just gets me in trouble for barking. But I think I go with EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL, because those have been pissing me off for so long.
4. SO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SNACK? – Yes I do, but I haven’t had them in forever. Greenies I will hoard all day long to make all the other dogs jealous as I nibble little pieces off of it in front of them. Which makes my mouth drool wishing for a Greenie.
5. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST CAR RIDE? – Mom took me and Scooter to a park last weekend where we ran and sniffed and Scooter made Mom carry around 3 bags because he was “full of it”. Then we saw a dog that looked like Zaidie and one that looked like Coco Rose, but we were all doing our own thing so there was no butt sniffing.
6. DO YOU STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW ON CAR RIDES? – No, are you crazy? I’m a dignified dog.
7. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE TOY? My Teddy Bear I’ve had since the day I came home w/ Mom and that guy we don’t even remember anymore. I take my Teddy Bear to bed with me every night and really hate it when Cutter tries to play with it.
8. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFURIEND OR GIRLFURIEND? No, Queen Misty is far too busy ruling all she surveys to mess with that kind of mess. After all I’ve lived with Scooter and Cutter and am not impressed!
9. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE WALK? I like the ones that don’t involve Cutter & Pepper. With Scooter along I have to stop enough times for him to sniff and pee on everything as it is. Come on dogs – the point of a walk is to WALK, not sniff everything you go past.
10. DO YOU GO TO DOG PARKS? Not as often as we’d like since MsLouann stopped walking dogs and went back to school, but sometimes she’ll take us in the summer.
11. WHERE DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? I sleep right next to Mom on my own special pillow and growl at any dog that gets too close – my brother Scooter included.
12. DO YOU SNORE? Excuse me – did I hear that right? You don’t ask a Queen that sort of question. That sound you hear is Scooter – and I’m sticking to that story.
13. DO YOU SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS? The only time I will sleep under the covers is in the summer when it gets light so early in the morning. I know Mom won’t get up that early so I stick my head under the covers so I don’t know what time it is.
14. DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES? The only time we are tortured with these things is during some of the weird seasons the furless celebrate. I’m looking at you Howloween & Santa Paws Day. Then I put on my miserable face and pull out un co-operative and the clothes don’t stay on long.
15. ARE YOU THE FAVORITE DOG? But of course, what a silly question.
16. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT TO SLEEP IN THE HOUSE? On the bed if Mom isn’t home. If she’s home, on the couch in the living room where I can keep an eye on her and be close.
17. WHAT’S THE BEST HUMAN FOOD YOU’VE EVER BEEN FED? I love me some steak that was grilled outside, that is some tasty stuff.
18. DO YOU GO TO A DOG GROOMER? We don’t go to a professional groomer, but Mom certainly should take us there. Every time she gets out the scissors we all run and hide. Let’s just leave it at she’ll never get rich grooming animals.
19. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BATHS? I hate them and think they should be erased from the face of the earth.
20. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED? I whine in a very high pitched whine until Mom pays attention to me. Sometimes I have to let out a bark or two if she doesn’t pay attention, but I’ve been told that the whine is usually annoying enough that she’ll snap too pretty quickly.

Sniff at ya later ~Misty~