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Likes: Car rides!!! Walks!!! SNACKS!!! Belly rubs. Sleeping until 1:00 pm. My sister (should probably be closer to the beginning of the list - but we'll see where I end up on her list!!). Big Dogs (I'm going to be one someday).
Pet-Peeves: No blowing in the ears!! Evil Arch Nemesis the Squirrels!! Getting out of bed to go outside - my human lives in Seattle - it rains here ALOT. Baths. Not having whatever it is that my sister has - unless it's that stupid Teddy Bear toy.
Favorite Toy: Elephant. Bones. Snacks to tease sister with since I savor mine (civil) while SHE scarfs hers (barbarian). The kitties - but don't tell anyone.
Favorite Food: Wet cat food - gotta be cute to get that. Greenies!! Snausages. Some human stuff - but not much - they eat weird stuff!!
Favorite Walk: Anywhere - the more dogs the better!! Please can we take the our cat Lucy??? Lift my leg - HIGH as I can!! Magnuson Park w/ our dog walker Lou Ann.
Best Tricks: Sitting up until you notice he is "cute" and then tell him. Heat leeching the lap heat. "Scoot"ing closer to the free hand. High 5. Hugs. UP. Sleeping. Stick 'Em Up (I sit up).
Arrival Story: I was the cute one at the puppy agents. I came out immediately and worked my cute charm and was picked up at once. I bonded w/ the male human entity and the day was over. However the female human entity had bonded w/ one of my sisters and a talk ensued. A "hold" was put on me (I like to think) and the humans left. Soon they came back and I was off on my next venture. It was sad to leave the rest of the family - but the humans brought along my sister Misty!!!! HAPPY DOG DAYS!!! I hope everypup out there is aware of how pawsome it is to be cute! Work that charm and you get all kinds of special treatment.
Bio: I was much smaller than my sister to begin with. The female human entity kept calling me someting like "runt"??? I have since outgrown my sister by a whole inch and a whopping 4 oz. Take that female human!!
Forums Motto: I'm the cute one!! Rrrrrr.
The Groups I'm In: !!!! SQUIRRELS! (And other small animals we all love to chase), ♥Dogs Rule And Cats Drool♥, • DOGGIE CONNECTION • , Beautiful Butterflys, Dogster and Dogphoria lovers!, Dyson Dogster/Catster, Little Monsters!, Off Leash Seattle, Papillon Pals, Perky Papillons and Phalenes, Pretty Butterfly Dogs, Trupanion Pet Insurance Clubhouse, ~*~Princess Divas ~&~ Prince Charmings!~*~
The Last Forum I Posted In: Ever get mistaken fur a lady?
These are a few of my favorite things:: I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE car rides!! Sometimes Mom tells me to hide from the "Authority" but otherwise I'm in the drivers seat! Walking at night is fun when we get to take Lucy the Kitty with us - she's our other best friend. Hate getting up in the morning - Mom has to drag me out from under the covers and take me outside in bad weather. She get's a Rrrr for that. She thinks it's funny - I'm serious!! No wet paws unless there is WALKING involved. Love keeping all the snacks to myself to tease my sister - she snarfs them down instead of savoring them. Love belly rubs and will Vulcan mind meld you by staring lovingly at you until you comply. Love going to see the humans Lou Ann, Patrick, George and the Big Dog - Booger. I'm going to be a big dog someday - I just know it. In the winter I have to sleep under the covers (hey good enough for the un-furbearing - good enough for me). I turn on full scale "cute charm" by either sitting up forEVER or by just being "Scooter". PS - I was supposed to be "Pepe" and my sister Misty was supposed to be "Fifi" but the human female refused to yell that across any public venue. Instead Scooter I am - cuz if there is a free hand - I'm "Scootin" to it.
Map of Sniffing::
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I feel like this in the morning!!:
Henceforth known as::
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: His Eminence the Very Lord Scooter the Unlikely of Lower Beanthrop in the Hedge Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
My advice is to wait for a lull in the rain storm. If that isn't possible and you do have to go outside like all civil dogs do (I'm talking to you Pepper and Cutter!) then take care of it FAST.
Suck it up and find a spot. There are 4 of us out there and NO need for Misty or I to have a "spotter". Thank you very much - we know what we are doing. Allow us to finish before you decide it is a good idea to "mark" it as yours (again talking to Pepper).
It rains in the Pacific Northwest - deal with it OTHERS. If the ground is soggy finish your sniffing faster. Stop running under the wet trees and making everyone have to get sprayed off. It's yucky and wet, but just tuck your ears and take care of business.
Last weekend when it rained for so long, I waited almost 24 hours before getting out of bed. It was comfy and warm. It was a very stormy weekend. Well it was!
So it was only about 18 for the true record, because Mom counted back, but it doesn't matter. Sometimes the weather just isn't worth the effort. Especially `duh duh duhhhnnnnnn` if you have been to the V-E-T for a "cleansing". Amazing how long you can store the next one up for.
Make sure to watch the weather channel with your Mom. Heavy rains means wait until the morning. High winds allows for sniffing around the yard. Don't get out of control like my sister Misty and just hang out there sniffing. Unless you see the EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL just chill and take care of your yard.
Except that car ride ended up at the V-E-T and he gave me a butt squeeze. Do you have any idea how long it takes to recover from a thing like that? All weekend long. Yes, all weekend long.
I could have had the perfect weekend. There was a fire built so my bum was toasty all evening. A steak was cooked and trimmings were given enjoyed. There was rain all day on Saturday so we all slept and watched tv. Laundry was done and we got warm fresh bedding. We worked Mom over for SNACKS to the point of near gout. I slept in way past noon all weekend long, and yawned if a dog walked by to see if the lump was still alive. I dreamed of long WALKS on the beach and chasing shadows into the sunset.
Hey I said it was almost the perfect week.
Except my ass hurt so bad from a certain "cleansing" ritual Mom seems to find only necessary for me.
I've smelled every butt in this place. Except for cat butt - mine is the LEAST offensive. I don't have fleas. I don't need a butt squeeze. I just need an occasional skid across the carpet to flatten down the butt hairs.
I held it in for as long as I could, but still when the brought me out they said I was still impressive. Got that! Butt squeezing impressive! Still not much to write home about - oops, guess I just did.
It could have been a perfect weekend except for one V-E-T appointment. I could have been.
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