A Day in the Life of Max
September 16th 2007 6:14 pm
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I'm so bored. There are just too many kitties in this house and nothing fun for a guy like me. One kitty was one too many and now we have two. That's just crazy. What about me? I was the only child and I liked it. These cats are crazy! Always running around and getting into everything. Sometimes at night they go on the nightstand and drop things on my head. And today when I tried to take a nap, Allie climbed in MY bed AGAIN and joined me. I looked at Mom and begged her to make Allie move but she thought it was funny and she just left her there. She told me that Allie loves me and I should be happy to share. I'm SO NOT HAPPY to share. Bailey kinda leaves me alone but not Allie. She is there every time I turn around. I even try to take naps downstairs in the hallway and next thing I know there she is. Dad even took a picture because he thought it was cute. Ummm...NO! Not cute! Get her away from me! I used to get the whole house and my Mom all to myself (well, except for Dad) but now it's just over-run with kittens. And I overheard Mom saying that she's thinking of a third one for Christmas. We have an A, Allie, and a B, Bailey so now she wants a C. I think Mom needs to stay away from that lady's website who she got the girls from. But when I am feeling really, really neglected I know how to lay a real guilt trip on Mom. I put my chin firmly on her lap and stare at her with my big brown eyes until she stops whatever she is doing and gives me some Max time.