April 10th 2013 11:25 am
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My 0.46 Acres of Suburbia has become a Horror Movie. On my very own front porch a flock of birds decided to build a nest. I have heard that birds are "bird-brained," but what type of parent builds a nest for their offspring right outside the front door of a busy household?
Mom at first thought that the wind was just gathering up sticks, as it has been rather windy the last few days. Dad thought that Mom was just acting bird-brained, and creating a stick-pile.
Then Mom discovered a well-constructed nest, directly outside the front door.
Mom did not think this was a good spot for hatchlings. She thought that Alpha Pennnie would find the eggs or the hatchlings and consume them. Dad therefore dispersed the nest.
The birds are angry. They are yelling and screaming.
I refuse to go outside the front door. I am not going to be like Tippi Hedren, in "The Birds," by Alfred HItchcock. I am not going to go running about my yard with birds pecking at my hair! At least Tippi Hedren had "Big Hair," held in place by plenty of Aqua Net hair fixative, to keep The Birds at bay. I have short hair, all natural.
Mom keeps trying to get me to go outside, in the front, but I refuse to be assaulted by The Birds. Mom thinks that I am having a mental breakdown. I think I am being smart, and perhaps I shall push Mom out the front door, to be assaulted by The Birds.
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yes, and we all know what happens when there are too many birds.......
Woofs and tailwags, Chief and sonja
Hmm, I could help you by barking those birds away. And I got plenty of big hair to protect myself.
Yeah, me and Whitley would bark those birds away for ya...
YIKES! How I miss dis?? Stand yur gwound, Pennie! Birds r E-B-I-L an' no kind ob hare spways r gonna pwotek yu fwum dem! I say it r time tu inbest in sum kinda headgeerz or sumfing!