December 23rd 2012 6:18 pm
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I fully admit that in a crazed fit of creativity I became Interior Designer Pennie and that I removed/shredded/ and/or mangled the basement carpet, necessitating it's removal so that now the top three basement steps are bare wood while the rest of the steps are still carpeted.

For the record I would like to state that the carpet was extremely ugly, and the remaining carpet is extremely ugly.

I fully understand that my pawrents were NOT as impressed with my creativity as I was, and that I was remanded over to the Naughty List of that Fat Mythical Elf, who is set to begin deliveries in just a few short hours.

To That Fat Mythical Elf:

I, Nurse Pennie, with no concern for my own safety, took care of Mom and Wee Lass for THREE Days, while they had Influenza, and Dad was off gallivanting in Northern Ohio, supposedly working for a living.

Yes, I did get help from Queen Sophine, for which I am grateful.

Upon Dad's return, I continued to care for Mom and Wee Lass, and additionally now Little Lad, who now was germ infested and disgusting.

If my care for Dad after his oral surgery, my care for Dad during HIS bout with Influenza, and my most recent grueling days as Nurse Pennie do not grant me "some" token GIFTs from That Fat Mythical Elf, then be it now known that I shall forever more be a Non-Believer.