December 15th 2012 10:01 am
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I am incapable of carrying out my threats. Oh sure, I can carry out threats to vile intruders into my 0.46 acres of Suburbia. Yesterday Sophie and I barked for over an hour at a workman who was working in the are behind our house. Mom said she was "on the verge of a nervous breakdown," from all the bark, bark, barking.
Just a few days ago I vowed that the next time that Dad was ill, I would show him my anger and NOT administer Compression Therapy OR Naturally Humidified Healing Vapors, after the way he treated me post oral surgery. I was Nurse Pennie-on-the-spot all during Dad's oral surgery recovery, and then once he was feeling better he spurned me.
Now Dad has succumbed to Influenza, the flu. I tried to ignore him. He has been isolated to the upstairs bedroom, in an attempt to keep the germs to one quadrant of the house. I could not stay away! My Nurse Pennie instincts took over, and I soon found myself joining Dad upon the Concrete Queen Bed, but NOT touching him. No, I decided that I would allow him and his lungs the healing powers of my Naturally Humidified Healing Vapors, but NO Compression Therapy.
By last night I had given in to full force Compression Therapy and Naturally Humidified Healing Vapors.
I believe that my Healing Vapors, from both ends, were exceptionally strong last night. I ate all the candy that Little Lad had received as a small Christmas gift from his piano teacher. I ate the candies, wrappers and all.
I think the candies, plus wrappers, made my vaporage very strong, until finally, in the wee hours of the morning I came downstairs, stood next to the couch where Mom was sleeping, and vomited forth the candy plus the wrappers on the carpet.
Mom was quite surprised at my vomitus (not that I had vomited, but at the contents itself.) She said that she could have simply picked out the candy wrappers and reconstituted the original chocolates, had she been so inclined.
In the meantime, I hate myself for not standing firm in denying Dad my Nurse Pennie powerful healing prowess.
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Oh, Pennie!! Pweeze du nod be so hard on yurselb, sweet gurl. Da Chwissmus seesun makes all ob us du fings we end up wegwettin'. Yu r nod awone ♥
An' I hope yu r feewin' bedder wif dat nastee candy outta yur system *hugs*
I think vomiting is punishment enough! Be strong Nurse Pennie. Be strong....
Maybe candy ain't da best thing to eat?
HAHAHAHA, Pennie, your wisdom is astounding!
OMG! This is so funny! So glad you upchucked the candies! They would've made you sick... You're such a good Nurse to your dad! :)