November 2nd 2012 7:15 am
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Humiloween this year was far from satisfactory. The last couple years I have been forced to dress as a Cheese Coney Dog. For those of you NOT from Cincinnati; a cheese coney is this: hotdog in a bun, plus chili, plus cheese, and then add on mustard and/or onion.

To make me a Cheese Coney Pennie, Mom added yellow yarn to the hot dog costume. It already had mustard. Mom did not add onions, because dogs should only have onions in limited quantities, such as the amount eaten when cleaning out the leftovers from a casserole.

This humiloween, it was cold and rainy, after several days of cold and rainy. Mom decided that I was NOT going to go trick or treating. Mom did not want to give me a bath at Eight O'Clock at night, when Trick or Treat was over. I admit that i was not overly fond of the Cheese Coney Pennie Costume, but I really enjoyed all the attention that I got while I was wearing it. It was fun to walk around and have ME, Pennie, be commented upon and adored.

I do NOT like ungrateful, costumed children knocking on my door. Sure, a lot of them say "thank you," but as a lot, they are ungrateful, I just know it, or they would not be bothering ME, Pennie, forcing ME to be banished to the basement. I did not behave in my basement banishment. The basement door suffered greatly from my clawing at it.

I don't care that I further damaged the basement door. It was an unsatisfactory end to an unsatisfactory Humiloween.

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

November 2nd 2012 at 7:28 am

I habbed a howwible Howlween, tu, Pennie. I wuz tied-up in my own wivin' woom, so I cood nod see whu wuz at da door eberytime sumone knocked on it!! Bud I giveded Momma a headache, so all wuz nod wost :D

Yu shur r a cute Cheese Coney Dog!

Barked by: Pennie (Dogster Member)

November 2nd 2012 at 7:40 am

Hmmph. Mom tried to tie me up, too, but then when i would not stop trying to chew through the leash, she just shoved me back down the basement stairs.

Barked by: Lil Bear (Dogster Member)

November 2nd 2012 at 11:28 am

What's holloween? My mama goes 'way. I don' sees kids. I don' has peeples knockin' on my door. I nefur weared a costume. I think I's missin' out on sumpin.

Barked by: Chief Majestix the Impeccable (Dogster Member)

November 2nd 2012 at 10:26 pm

tied up? I feel for you.. I can't believe the humans.
Basement? Boy am I glad you left your mark ;) Smart girl. I like the costume, though!
It's so much fun chasing those trick or treat-ers......
Happy Halloween, Chief and sonja :f