September 27th 2012 1:03 pm
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A Secret Admirer left my Mom a wonderful gift in the front yard this morning: A Raccoon Corpse!
Mom was completely grossed out, appalled, upset, and in tears when she realized that there was a perfectly good dead raccoon body laying in the front yard. Human females are so difficult to understand.
Sophie and I both were outside this morning, before Mom discovered the dead raccoon. I am quite certain that the Secret Admirer would not want his/her cover blown, so I will NOT confess as to whether it was ME, Pennie, that brought this raccoon to it's fatal state. I will venture that I have been known to kill and/or consume: moles, rabbits, mice and rats. But I do not want to spoil Mom's surprise, so I'll just keep her guessing as to who the Secret Admirer is that left such a wonderful dead raccoon!
Once Mom got over her tears, she got to cleaning. Despite cleaning the bed linens just yesterday, she began to wash them all again. She washed off the couch and the recliner chair. Instead of thinking of how thoughtful it was of the Secret Admirer to think of Mom, all Mom is doing is think of Raccoon Corpse Germs being all over the house.
Humans just have no capacity to appreciate kind gestures.
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Moms don't got nuthin better to do than clean up stuff anyways.
That an' cry over stuff that is axfurly Kewl!
My cat-siblings want me to tell you they know 'sactly what you's mean! They's used to bring Mommy all kinda prezzies. Sometimes these 'gifs was half dead so Mommy would have the 'pleasure' of making the final kill! Mommy would cry & get all upset and try to save the wretched beasts! The cats felts insulted by Mommy's ungrateful nature!
Dem raccoons is tuff!! Color me impressed!!!
Mommas are so weird.