July 29th 2012 6:53 am
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Mom and Dad abandoned Sophie and I to Camp Kennel for a week, while they took the family away for a vacation. What happens a Camp Kennel, stays at Camp Kennel, but I have been exhausted since I returned home.
Oldest Lad picked me up early, as he vacationed for but a few days. It really made no sense, as he is completely unemployed right now; an Unemployed College Graduate, and isn't life just one giant vacation for him now? Until the student loan payments kick in, I suppose.
Anyhoodles, Oldest Lad made the mistake of thinking that he could actually leave the house after retrieving Sophie and Me. He forgot that in spite of me being Alpha Pennie, I do suffer from Separation Anxiety, and it did not escape my attention that the rest of my family was missing, AND that Oldest Lad was moving quantities of bins and cheap Target furniture from his apartment, back home. My Missing Family and all the moving items made me express my Separation Anxiety in my usual mode: Interior Designer Pennie.
I first expressed my utter dismay that the living room carpet continues to be ugly, by peeing on it. I then headed upstairs, and reminded the family the Upstairs Hall/Foyer renovation project is completely behind schedule. I peed in the middle of the upstairs hallway, and then proceeded to the woodwork. Sophie had been safely ensconced inside Oldest Lad's bedroom as sometimes I take out my frustration upon her, or we simply find trouble; as in the Oreos and my poor tail incident. I started in on the woodwork of Oldest Lad's door. I have to admit that Dad actually did a very nice job when he re-painted that door and door-frame, because I was not able to accomplish much. When Mom and Dad returned home from their vacation, Mom sprung Sophie from the room, but only discovered a giant pile of paint flecks, for all my work on the door and door frame. Perhaps I was just too tired from my days at the kennel to do an adequate job on the door and doorframe, but there is always the next time that I turn into Interior Designer Pennie for me to really get to work on it.
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Shur, Pennie. Dere r alwayz nexx time. A twue pwofesshunal wike yurselb neber wushes intu a pwojek. Yur bestest intewior design ideas pwobabwy come tu yu when yu r bizzy duin' uber stuff, anywayz! An' I bet dat da paint fleks r fur da mural yu r makin' fur da wivin' woom :D
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