April 4th 2012 8:10 pm
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I should have been suspicious when Dad loaded Sophie and Me into Dad's car. We are NOT allowed in Dad's car. Dad's car is even more off limits than Dad's side of the Concrete Queen Bed. Pawsonally I have always blamed poor breeding. Dad grew up with only one sister, and never had to share anything. Mom, on the other paw, as one of a litter of SIX, always had to share. And much like dogs, Mom is willing to share most things, but Do Not Ever, Ever, Touch Mom's Food.
Anyhoodles, Dad is NOT willing to share his car with Dogs. He "claims" that as a "Professional" he cannot go into meetings covered in Dog Hair.
On Monday, Mom needed her Van to transport Middle Lad to the Vet, I mean Doctor. Dad was forced to load Sophie and Me into his car. I have never been in Dad's car. It was a beautiful day, and Dad's car has a Sun Roof! Dad opened up the Sun Roof.
In a few minutes I discovered that there was an open window at the TOP of the car, so I stood on the back seat, put my front paws up on the top of the car and stuck my head out the sun roof!
It's called City Surfing, but of course, being in Suburbia, it was ME, Pennie, Suburbia Surfing!
The problem was that I happen to live in one of the curviest, hilliest parts of Cincinnati. I Suburbia Surfed for all of a few seconds before Dad rounded a curve and I was flung off my Surf onto Dad's lap. Fortunately Dad is a seasoned driver and he was able to maneuver the curves while having the sudden shock of a 48 pound Pennie flung onto his lap.
Then I discovered that Dad was taking Sophie and I to Camp Kennel. I LIKE Camp Kennel. As Alpha Pennie, I immediately put myself in charge and thoroughly enjoy all the Camp Kennel activities. Sophie, on the other paw, clung to Dad pathetically until the Camp Kennel Counselor had to peel her off Dad and take her back to her Kennel Run.
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Suburbia/City Surfin'?? Sounds wike F-U-N, Pennie!
Dere r a sun woof in da Zaidie-on-da-Town Mobile™! I need twy dat!
I r so gwad yur Dad bweaked yur fall, Pennie. Yu cooda beened injured :D
We got a sunroof too in the new Es-ca-pay! I wouldn't be able to reach it though. I'll just stay home.
So Pennie, you got a Chevy Suburbia? Those are big vehicles!
Dad drives an Acura; I don't think even as fine an example of a Standard American Brown Dog as myself could reach the sunroof of a Chevy Suburbia!