September 29th 2011 12:25 pm
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This morning Mom gave Me and Sophie an unexpected treat: Middle Lad has not been eating lunch lately. Middle Lad has always been a Problem Child. Pawsonally, as Nannie Pennie, I would like to just bite him! This morning Middle Lad had two perfectly good day-old soy nut butter sandwiches that he took out of his backpack, to be replaced by a new soy nut butter sandwich. He "claimed" to Mom that he bought his lunch at school yesterday, and thus did not need to eat the sandwiches. If Middle Lad wastes away to nothing, then I suppose his mattress can just be given to The Wee Lass, and then I can that much sooner lay claim to the Toddler Bed, which I intend to use for napping. The Toddler Bed is perfectly Pennie-sized and comes complete with sheets and blankets.
Anyhoodle, Mom gave one slightly dried out soy nut butter sandwich to ME, and one to Sophie. The crusts were even cut off (but we had eaten the crusts yesterday, when Mom made the sandwiches.)
After we went for a ride to drop Wee Lass, the three of us: Mom, Pennie, and Sophie, went for a walk.
Then we had kibble. (I believe it was a smaller ration, due to the breakfast sandwich.)
Mom then had to go out again. When she left, she gave Sophie a piece of fruit bread while she was putting Sophie in her crate, and then she gave Me a piece of fruit bread.
Why was Mom being so nice and generous? Sandwich, Ride, Walk, Kibble, Treat? This is highly suspicious.
I wonder if the sandwiches or the fruit bread were poisoned.
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Better be on the watch. Don't close your eyes.
Sumfin is up.
Better get The Finknottle on it....
That last one was supposed to be from me, but Mom steals my ideas....
Gulp! Stuff like that usually means a visit to the V-E-T.
Better install some hidden cameras and "listening devices" for when you're out in the yard...
Prof. Chester, who happens to sell these on Ebay to protect dogs from suspicious humans