August 25th 2011 12:40 pm
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It is my duty to protect The Home. This 0.46 acres of Suburbia has traditionally been called the Mulligan Compound, but I am considering changing the name. While it is quite clear that Queen Sophine thinks that she "rules" over this Dominion of Suburbia, it is clear that it is Me, Pennie, that does all the real work. I am currently pondering a name change.
Anyhoodles, I inspect all parcels, packages, backpacks, purses, etc, that come into my domain. I also thoroughly inspect any persons entering my domain. Those who might complain of the indignity of a Transportation Safety Authority (TSA) full "Pat-Down" or scan, would consider that a hand-shake, compared to a Full Pennie Inspection.
Today Mom returned home with the mini-van trunk full of groceries and the back seat full of school supplies. While Mom was busy bringing packages into the house, I jumped into the trunk, over the back seat and into the passenger compartment of the van. I proceeded with a full inspection. Instead of thanks for a job well done, what did I get? Complaints from Mom that I had jumped on top of the food, walked on the food, then jumped and walked all over the bags of school supplies.
What does a Pennie Dog have to do to gain appreciation?
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Job well done, Pennie!
Can you spare any time from your duties in protecting suburbia to help me ensure security at Zaidie's big end of summer pawty? I need somepup with your selfless work ethic on my team!
Prof. Chester, security consultant
how ungrateful they are!! Unbelievable. I think you did a fine job, Pennie.. You are THE number one in and around your house!
Happy woofs and happy further inspections, Jolanda and sonja