November 19th 2010 4:19 pm
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This week, a hot news topic in the print, Internet, radio, and on TV has been the newly instated TSA screening procedures.
Apparently, those humans who choose to travel by "Air," may choose to either subject themselves to a Radioactive, Body Revealing "Scan," or subject themselves to a "Pat-Down."

Now here's a job I want!

Pat-Down Pennie!

My family is seldom nude around me, anymore, quickly grabbing a towel, or pulling their undergarment up immediately upon finishing with the toilet. This is due to the Invasive nature of my Piercing Pennie Nose.

I didn't get the nick-name "Personal Hygiene Princess" for nothing.

Frequent visitors to the house for some reason usually bend in such a way as to guard their crotch when I greet them at the door. Any "new" visitor, who doesn't know any better, is left wondering: "Am I fresh?," despite my pawrents assurances that I greet all visitors with a full crotch probe.

I am obvious perfect for the TSA job of performing Pat-Downs.

Barked by: Jarvis Davis (2004-2011) (Dogster Member)

November 19th 2010 at 4:27 pm

You wouldn't even have to have the TSA of going to the trouble of fitting you with a uniform. Just an official looking collar.

Barked by: Chester (Dogster Member)

November 19th 2010 at 4:29 pm

When I lived in WY, the barn dogs Bukka and Josh were the perfect height to offer intimate exams to all our visitors to the farm. Mom would just tell everyone to expect the results of their pap smears and/or prostate exams in the mail...

BOL,
Prof. Chester