January 22nd 2010 2:30 pm
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Mom and Dad are still trying to find a Contractor to remodel the two bathrooms upstairs. Meanwhile, I have lost interest, in fact have NO interest in the bathroom remodel project. Really, that is why I set out to begin remodeling the basement, this past Wednesday, when I began to remove the carpet from the stairs. As further testimony to my complete LACK of interest in this bathroom remodel project, I further protested by finding a Diaper Delight and enjoying in thoroughly while laying upon Oldest Lad's bed. Unfortunately the Bed was made as Mom had just washed the linens and then remade the bed up. My Diaper Delight Enjoyment was delectable, but Mom only had to wash the Comforter, as opposed to the last time, when Oldest Lad had to wash the sheets, blanket and Comforter, ALL before he could sleep in his bed again.

Why this Bathroom Project Ennui? Oh, quite simple. Two bathrooms are to be remodeled. In all that remodeling one would just assume, presume, even that Dad could give some thought to installing an Indoor Backyard for ME, PENNIE. Yes, with the record rainfall of 2009, and now the continued Rainfall (and snow to boot) in 2010, wouldn't one think that perhaps I, Pennie, might deserve a bit of space, in just ONE of the TWO bathroom remodels, for Indoor Toileting Purposes?

Oh, Mom is thoughtful (??) enough to insist on a hand-held shower head for HER bathroom for: Dog Washing. Oh, her thoughtfulness just slays me. Dad only wants one shower head (the rain forest kind that converts to a rinsing stream) but Mom insists there must be TWO shower heads, therefore, so that she will be able to Rinse ME, Pennie, or any other Dog, thoroughly.

I, Pennie, plan to continue to commit displays of my antipathy towards the Bathroom Projects until Justice is served, and I get an Indoor Backyard.