Paperwork, Schmaperwork

Mom was downstairs frantically doing paperwork all day. She has a couple bit projects going on. Mulligan and I were forced to entertain ourselves. Mom heard some thumps and came upstairs. All appeared well. She went back to work.
She came back up and discovered that I had gotten up on the kitchen counter and managed to open up one of the cabinets. I helped myself to a can of Kraft Cheese Whiz, Cheddar Flavor. It was delicious. Then I found a sleeve of Ritz Crackers, which do indeed go well with Cheese Whiz. In the next day or so Mom will be finding the nozzle to the Cheese Whiz in the back yard when she picks up. The can itself was no match for Mulli's and my canines.

Mom thought that was it. But no, a little later she came up to find me laying on the Boy's Office floor licking Nestle's Quik Powder right out of the canister. It wasn't very tasty, but I felt obligated, seeing as I had somehow removed it from the cabinet and gotten the lid off. Fortunately I didn't eat very much, as it is Chocolately Rich. Now there is a nice chocolately brown stain on the carpet to lick, too, as an added treat.

Mom has more paperwork to do tomorrow. Wonder what I can do to entertain myself then?

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