Confessions from a Canine Drama Queen

Show me your fur, I'll show you mine

Ok, um…did anyone else notice the 5 foot 5 cat and 6 foot rat walking around the B&B this week drinking Rum and Cokes with Mommy and Daddy? Please tell me you saw that on Tori & Dean: Inn Love . If not, someone dial the Vet immediately because Mimi La Rue has officially lost it.

I almost wet the rug when I saw those two self-proclaimed “Furries” walk in. How dare they call themselves Furry? I didn’t see one ounce of natural fur on those two! So what’s the deal? Anybody with a bottle of crazy glue and a shag rug can call themselves furry now? I’m appalled!

So did you see Mommy on HSN? She was fabulous, right? I have to admit that I was a little perturbed with her. She went all the way to Florida to sell her jewelry and not once (not once!) did she mention me! She blabbered about little LiLi though and how she wants to bring him with her next time but not once did she mention me or how great I look with those baubles around my neck! What about me Mommy!? What about Mimi?!

Well, I better go! Mommy and Daddy are leaving town again so I’ve got to fluff my fur (my real fur!) for the big party! Until next time…

Hugs and smooches,
Mimi La Rue