January 12th 2012 2:52 pm
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It's true, I'm bald.
It's true I'm homesick,
And it's true that I have been an emotional wreck ever since Mom dragged me half way around the country to the dog forsaken place!
Sure, it's warm here. Big deal! I miss my snow! I miss my yard! I miss my walks and I intend to pout and be as disagreeable as possible until Mom comes to her senses!

I am also shaved SO close I can feel a breeze when Baby Pug walks by, Tell me how a respectable Tzu is suppose to go out in public with NO HAIR??
The ONLY good thing is that Mom isn't after me with the brush every 5 minutes.

Our new neighbors have about a thousand dogs that live outside and bark all day and all night, I'm sure I have bags under my eyes!
Someone, cucumbers STAT! And a steak too while your at the fridge!
Mom keeps bringing home every sad sack she see's, even brought home a Pit bull she found in the middle of the highway!

Again, I intend to be as disagreeable as possible until she rights her wrongs!
Tzu's have right's too ya know!

Over and out from pouterville,
H.H. Parker